#'he's a dranti and I'm a mangoball so we're enemies and we're gonna fight to the death' 'oh that's nice dear'
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Reading up on the current Dream drama like a suburban mother listening to her kids explain the lore of the game they've been playing in the woods for a month
#'he's a dranti and I'm a mangoball so we're enemies and we're gonna fight to the death' 'oh that's nice dear'#I have the tags blocked because I genuinely cannot stand minecraft smp youtubers or whatever they call themselves nowadays#but god do I love peeling back the hermetic seal from time to time to watch some good old fashioned stupid discourse#sipping coffee. reading through the tags. reliving the days of being 13 and arguing over teenage mutant ninja turtles w internet strangers#knowing they will all pretend this didn't happen in five years#it has all the trappings of good ol' tumblr discourse tm#drama. bloodshed. doxxing threats. twitter hysteria. random slang terms for positions on the issue that I have no hope of keeping up with#from the outside#ah yes. a 13 year old calling another 13 year old a predator. exquisite. therapy for one million years#oho! a 27 year old defending some random internet man to the death! telling middle schoolers to kill themselves!#unmatched. what is wrong with them? the world may never know#'drantis dni' I like your funny words magic man#no idea what a dranti is#sounds like a low level dnd monster#johnsense#love minecraft. no idea why it drives people insane#watch me not tag this and still get death threats
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