#'haha puns!!!! funny jokes!!!! isn't the gecko so cool and relatable'
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If I never see a geico ad ever again it'll be too fucking soon
#'hey look at me making friendly jokes and puns!!! look nice gecko character!!'#'I'm totally not a soulless company meant to bleed you dry of your money!!!'#'haha puns!!!! funny jokes!!!! isn't the gecko so cool and relatable'#'we're just like you :) you should give us your money :) there's nothing wrong with this'#I fucking. I hate them so much#I want to take that little cgi gecko and wring its neck#fucking capitalism man#companies trading little pieces of peoples souls for more profit#it makes me so angry#they're not comedians. they're the marketing team for an insurance company#every laugh they get out of you is meant to condition you to buy their shit#their ads don't exist to make you smile for the sake of making you smile like real comedy should#they're just trying to make you think of them as a friendly entity#and not a corporation with no soul or morals which only exists to steal money#fuck geico. I don't even know if they're a particularly bad insurance company#but just for their ads. fuck them.
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