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one-winged-dreams · 2 months ago

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@moon-and-stars-selfship being into Alderge AND Szayel is so funny because they have the most hectic and messy fraccion and Espada dynamic with each other and now they're gonna throw a mutual partner into the mix.

Szayel being like "Wouldn't you rather spend time with someone who's not a complete degenerate?" <- also complete degenerate

Alderge being like "Spend some time with me, I promise I won't make you hang out in the morgue again."

decisions decisions

#irl boyfriend tag #pl: alderge #derge and szayel are not romantically involved but they have this really weird dynamic that can't be explained by labels #anyway #alderge is the one who collects the data from szayel's dead specimens - he's practically a mortician #but he's also a really good surgeon and szayel intentionally wastes his talents unless he needs assistance #'go tend to your “friends” in the basement why don't you?' 'better company than you are.'

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