#'could I get Megatron and Starscream on the set of Maury?'

[robotspacealien]

Man, what I'd give to have a fuckoff amount of money in my bank account. I'd love nothing more than to be the suspiciously wealthy little weirdo who slides into artists dms like "heeeey ik you don't have commissions open rn but I've got like 30k burning a hole in my wallet and I just love your art, could we work something out? 🥺👉👈"