#'cause i almost shitted myself 🤡

[godnectar]

omg I saw that anon ask about finding a rat, and today I woke up with a dead rat on my thigh and my cat looking at me for approval. ofc I gave him many treats and lots of cuddles after I bathed him because he had rat blood all over his fur. I love my cat and we had a great time watching breaking bad 👍

[random0lover]

Found out today that almost everyone at work is talking shit about me lol

Y’all wanna know why? Cause they don’t fucking like my dad 💀

(Rant in tags)

[fuck-customers]

https://www.tumblr.com/fuck-customers/740474153557164032/this-is-totally-a-dick-move-but-im-doing-it?source=share

I wanted to address a reply I saw on this post that I submitted. (I prefer to stay anonymous on the off-chance that someone could figure out who I am from my blog. The chance is EXTREMELY small, but if you read the original ask, you'll understand my concern)

Someone responded, saying that (I'm paraphrasing) by leaving negative reviews, I'm causing corporate to cut hours to my location even more and this is hurting me and I should instead leave fake positive reviews.

Ok I GET where you're coming from, I do, and I'm sure others have had that same thought. HOWEVER, as I said in my original post, I. WANT. THAT. STORE. TO BURN. I said in my original post that I've worked there several years (actually 4+ years more than any other employee at my particular location) and I've gotten shit on left and right. By the company, by management, and by customers and while I am looking for another job, it would make me SO happy to watch that shithole burn.

In the time I've worked there:

-My hours are always the first to be cut whenever "budget cuts" come around

-I regularly get scheduled closing shift when the other shifts CLEARLY have not done their tasks (as in I clocked in less than a minute ago and my manager can clearly see that the amount of work left could not physically be made in 1 minute) yet the manager is on my ass every few seconds to clean up after all of them and if my shift ends and I cannot finish, I get a talking to.

-I have been physically shoved by a manager and berated in front of coworkers and customers and that + the already stressful day I was having made me hide in the bathroom and cry. Then a few days later, another manager who wasn't even there that day heard about the incident (not the crying part-I hid) and made fun of me for a small mistake and said that I deserved the other manager yelling at me

-I spent my first year covering every single shift whenever asked and cross-trained myself so I could work in all departments and get more hours that way (🤡) only to be repaid by never getting promotions or raises (I did stop covering shifts after it was blatantly obvious that I would not get a raise/promotion/anything but taken advantage of)

-I worked the entire pandemic every day, almost to full-time, yet they refused to actually make me full-time, scheduling me just under (30-35 hours) so I was essentially working full-time hours without being able to get full-time benefits.

-An SM that worked there for a year apparently was threatened by me (though in no way was I after her job, I even repeatedly expressed that I had no interest in becoming management) and proceeded to fabricate an entire false story and reported it to HR as an EEOC issue in an attempt to get me fired

-Plus the multiple leads that have come and go that either treat all employees like dogshit and/or me, specifically. Talking down to me/us and snapping at me/us.

-Not to mention the disrespectful customers who see that I appear young and automatically assume I am stupid and/or incompetent, the most memorable experience being the old man who straight up asked me if I had brain damage and the (separate) old woman who straight up asked me if I was stupid and then immediately flat-out called me stupid to my face 10 seconds later.

PLUS: the store has been extremely noticeably not managed. We don't get enough hours to actually clean the store up and when I personally tried to start some cleanup projects on my own, I was actively discouraged and scolded by management. The place is a mess and actual customers have complained to me personally and other employees that I've witnessed about how shitty the store looks and how shitty the shopping experience is, so odds are, real customers are making the same reviews. I'm just filling in for those who lost their receipts.

ALSO: In the years I've worked there, I have seen several positive reviews from real customers, in fact the store used to have almost exclusively positive reviews, yet I never once saw any rewards from that. I even had customers personally go up to my manager and tell him how helpful and nice I was, blah, blah, blah and he came back and told me what the customers said and never once rewarded me and instead cut my hours when budget cuts came around.

Posted by admin Rodney.

[sexisdisgusting]

Oh my god the adhd post 💀

It's like with autism

watching every themlet anime fan selfdiagnose because they really like a certain show or game and its their "autistic hyperfixation" or flapping their hands "uwu stimminnggg"

meanwhile i hit myself in the head when i get overwhelmed, get stares in public for sounding and acting like the whole circus couldn't finish school cause it got me bullied and i started biting and can't even make proper friends online cause i'm just maladjusted and spergy 🤡 like man i got a caretaker that comes over twice a week to take me to appointments, i cant work because i will randomly throw caveman-tier rage tantrums that can be triggered by literaly nothing and have to live with my mom at almost 30 cause i cant on my own...

I'm not even in charge of my own early-retirement money cause the gov doesn't trust me to make wise financial decisions.

I can't eat majority of foods because the texture makes me gag and chewing in general is something i hate i can't be taken anywhere because of the ragefits i cant controll.

And im STILL highfunctioning.

I hate hate HATE how bored kids and narc adults will just selfdiagnose themselves with this fuckin hell curse and spread shitty videos of them handflapping and going "squeee kyaaa beep boop hehe" like its something cute and endearing.

Especially as a woman this shit is HELL cause i just am not able in any way shape or form to behave or look how society sees acceptable of me.

I'm not able to be quiet polite and meek, i am not able to just silently endure situations i don't like and i'm not able to wear makeup cause the oily film on my skin drives me insane and i compulsively pick at my face anyway and stubble makes me scratch myself bloody from discomfort so shaving isnt on the table either (not to mention i cant be trusted with razors due to a history of hurting myself) it is NOT CUTE or endearing or charming and it does NOT make you act like youre 5 or an anime girl i am boilinnnggg with rage

SORRY BUT I HAD TO RANT TO SOMEONE AFTER SEEING THAT POST ILY

YKNOW I AM ENRAGED BECAUSE I TYPED UP AN ENTIRE RESPONSE TO THIS BUT I HAD HIT POST LIMIT WHEN I WAS TRYING TO REPLY TO YOU

BUT BASICALLY, LET ME JUST SAY THAT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ANONITA, PLEASE DONT EVER APOLOGIZE FOR RANTING TO ME!!!!

people are ESPECIALLY really fucking weird with women who have autism, especially because the autism diagnosis is soooo heavily male-centric

i feel for you, anonita, and i love you so much, thank you for coming to me with your lovely thoughts <3

[btterflyinc]

Tarot Reading Request

Sabrina Rocha, SR

17.06.2004

Sun-Moon-Mercury-Venus-Lilith Gemini ♊️

Person in-question:

Rico P. , RP

29.11.1991

Coworker at gastronomy, shift supervisor most of the times = 2nd Leader in-command, workaholic with no hobbies other than being a gym rat, very charismatic and inspiring to others, works greatly in teamwork, knows how to read people, very strategic and logical….analytic?

ENERGY: Blueish-greenish grey aura (my perspective, now changing slightly to green-neon fireflies surrounding it if his face comes to mind)

From the strangers’ phase since I started working at this restaurant, I’ve noticed he’s gotten a little softer when it comes to me. We joke around sometimes but due to his policy of: “No friends or connections at work”, he keeps his private life and feelings quite hidden. Also has been through some life SHIT (read his blog and found out many things, ranging from bullying to loss of self, to suicidal thoughts and depression. His past was quite dark…and me being shameless in googling him….oops).

I gave him a love letter before the last time we worked together, inviting him for a coffee date and showing him I like him a lot and have interest in him. Also told a bit more about myself. He hasn’t replied or mentioned it as of now. Only thanked me upon the moment of giving it.

VERY recently, I almost got fired, because I have to solve some family financial issues in another country, and when I announced the news of my need to travel, I was THIS CLOSE 🤏 to being fired by my 1st Boss. Rico is probably the better reason I didn’t get fired….alongside a quite logical…convincing explanation of the situation.

I’ll be away for two weeks now. Yesterday after a long work shift, while saying goodbye, were Rico, Ellen (another coworker) and I at the office. I tried to explain the importance of my travel trip to solve these issues and that I really didn’t want to be fired. He joked around with a very sarcastic, BRIGHT (like he is, help) smile:

“You’ll be back by the 18th.”

“Yeah, I know.”

“You know what’ll happen if you’re not back by the 18th, right?” -turning smug smile, still playful

(Matching his tone, smile and banter):

“Yeah, the solution/outcome is RESIGNATION/TERMINATION!”

🤡🤪😆

brutal circus mode

But all in all; he means well. Wrote him yesterday thanking him via chat again, and saying I’d buy him souvenirs from Brazil, for him to tell what he wished for. Quoted at the end (like I did in the hand-given letter)

= “When one is already in shit, one can at least enjoy the weather amidst all the chaos around“

ft. Enjoy The Weather - Karmina =

And I can’t help falling even more for him…..delusional, ik. Need to get a grip.

What do you see of the next two weeks, in terms of him missing me, or stressing about the deadline or whatever future and current energy you can grasp from your perspective?

Let me know of any hidden resurfacing information or hints. Thanks!

Hello, Sabrina/SR! Thank you so much for requesting this reading!

Okay, I am going to give you my two cents on this before I give you the reading.

You are very young and this guy you have a crush on is 13 years older than you. Yes, you are both adults, but you are both in very different stages of life and maturity. Also, not to mention, there is another power imbalance with him being your boss at your job which could lead to some bad situations.

Yes, he did stick up for you with your other boss, but did he do that because you're genuinely a great asset to them or because he knows you like him and he wants something from you? This situation could happen again because it seems your other boss is a hardass, but what if you have a falling out with R? Would he still stick up for you then if something like that were to happen again?

I am not judging you. I am just trying to give you some food for thought because of the very unsettling clear power imbalances this could cause if this goes any farther than just being friends.

Now onto the reading. It seems that he feels some sort of frustration and resentment. Very much so. I have a feeling this is related to work. I also see that he's being judgemental and cruel to others. Or possibly others are being that way towards him. It seems he'll be depressed and withdrawn during this time.

I hope this reading resonated with you or helped you in some way!

I hope you have a great day/afternoon/evening!

[kogetaikid]

The Fast-Paced Thirst for ✨CHEAP DOPAMINE🤡

(TW? MILD/MODERATE Mental Illness/Suicidal Ideation mention)

I'm always lecturing my own classmates in my animation class WHO ARE OLDER THAN ME, on how addicted they are to their devices. Coming up with more creative, poetic, yet brutal ways of stating their severe hunger pangs for silicone cocaine with their responses either being ever so slightly annoyed or straight up not caring, giving me the same "type shit" response. The only time I can recall a differing response was when the senior who sat next to me (we'll call him O /nbh) complemented on my creativity. I accepted to complement. Such event took place weeks ago, so I don't exactly recall what I said, but all I know is that none of it made a dent in his thinking.

Yesterday, O had to put his phone in a box for the rest of the period like everyone else does. He tends to lie that he doesn't have it or that it "broke". He put his head down as I drew away with most of my work completed. Around fifteen or so minutes later, I saw him on his computer watching and scrolling away for milliseconds at YouTube shorts. I told him something among the line of:

"How sad. With your phone taken away, you must resort to YouTube shorts on your computer, and even then you can't get past one video." - Kogetai 11/13/2024 (Yes, This is prewritten cause I'm not gonna have the time to post stuff today)

He paid no mind to me. If he said something, it was most likely a clone of all his other unbothered responses.

Today after school I thought on it a little more. I thought about when I was I kid (going onto tween) and discovered and went onto social media for the first time. (I know I sound young af right now but I can assure you that I've now been old enough to use social media for more some time now and that I have an attention span of four I assume around six OTGW episodes, maybe more depending on the content and interest.) It was the height of the pandemic and TikTok has been what all the cool kids are doing, amiright?!

(Keep reading if you want me to get to the point, but just a quick heads up, it's gonna get a tad bit personal)

It was also when my parents were getting divorced. My dad got a new girlfriend and also started to emotionally torment me, and my mom because SUPER SPIRITUAL all of a sudden out of nowhere, and not in a good way.

I was becoming really depressed and was contemplating killing myself via impact of jumping off my bedroom balcony (SPOILERS: You know all those drawings I make of Melody sitting on a balcony? It's kinda based off of that.) I turned to TikTok and made cringe videos of my cat (he was a kitten at the time) or cartoons I liked. It eventually turned more towards cartoons. I LOVED all things CRINGE and BRAINROT. I would indulge and praise it on the daily basis. I wanted all my own stories to be based on cringe.

I didn't see any sort of consequence until I got older and my mental health kinda stabilized. It hasn't been until a couple years ago that I started to notice how kids my age were so hooked on this type of content that no one would take things seriously anymore, or listen to anyone anymore. All they cared about was their sweet, CHEAP DOPAMINE. Such a precious endless source of happiness that you can't live without. Practically cocaine made of silicone and metals. Even seniors act like six graders over the CHEAP DOPAMINE.

A reminder then chimed within my neurons. A reminder on how I wasn't the only kiddo to have gone through a mental health crisis in 2020. Almost everyone did. and due to the CHEAP DOPAMINE being a stand-in for anti-depressants, most people (especially those on the younger side, Gen Z and Alpha) haven't the strength to bounce back from their leisure.

[jimmycartersufo]

this is me having the Tuesday foh museum employee version of Sunday scaries. I love using tumblr as a sort of diary right now especially when writing my hand causes pain!

the last two weeks of work have been especially rough and this week I have some tough stuff to get through that I'm nervous about but it'll be OK. I just struggled with the unknown. time always moves too quickly this time of year and I'm desperate to hold on to my days off because I am so burnt out. the problem is when you're in between those biweekly checks and you're broke as hell but also it's been pouring down rain. I can't help but feel bad and guilty when I do nothing. I didn't do just nothing, I took care of my mom today and I've rested a lot but it still feels weird and bad.

I'm almost back to being in the green for my sick time. I used up all my sick time and my boss had payroll give me negative sick time which was a life saver. I miss my boss so much. everything has gone to shit without her. but she deserves so much better. clearly. anyway, in a couple weeks I'll start to see actual sick time build up again. and on July 1 I'll get more pto 🤡 but thankfully at least Juneteenth falls on a Wednesday so we will have a three day weekend. The museum won't pay it's workers more or respect their security dept (which is historically and systematically Black) but they will do land acknowledgements if they happen to put up a work by a Native person (aka no permanent land acknowledgement lol) and they'll give us Juneteenth off with pay. oh and back of house gets more pto than foh but I'm not here to list alllllll of my complaints rn. but we as a team are counting down the days so we can have a three day weekend. like yeah holiday pay on a day we already have off (every gov holiday that falls on a Monday) but would rather have a floating holiday for more pto. abyway I should hopefully have some sick time built up in a couple months to take a day off for rest.

falling behind on chores again. desp need to spring clean dust because ofc I have to be a maximalist autistic. still need to wash my beach combing finds from a few weeks ago. still need to hang stuff up. the most I can do is pick up a little. do a load of laundry but share the labor with my husband because we don't have the capacity for either or alone. do dishes maybe. make breakfast, lunch, and John makes dinner. take care of mom which is hard sometimes but more than anythjng it has to be done and I can trick my brain into not being an asshole about it. make the bed but in a more "lazy" way. take care of myself and stick to my barely there routine. medicine with alarms, brush teeth, set out the clothes I want to wear at least a day ahead but two days if possible. shower when it's been too long. lotion on my face and my arms and my legs if I can tolerate it. drink water. try and keep my salt levels up. stretches even if it's in bed. my daily puzzles. learn something new (read an article and or a wiki page).

at least tomorrow we get paid. I have to save money for when we go to an Orioles game soon. need to figure out when and how and where we are viewing the eclipse. grocery shopping. taking care of mom if dad is working late/in traffic. look over what bills are do this check. thankfully we get paid I think three times this month? JK it's may we get three paychecks but thankfully I get paid the week of my mom's birthday!!!!!!

I work on late shift this month. bad because no extra money but good because I am so fucking exhausted. I'm basically a sorta manager without all the manager roles and Def not the pay. but that's basically what I am now. thinking about it makes me sick. I goofed up somewhere to end up here with this responsibility. but also it was happenstance. I understand that. and that I have been masking so well for so long.

it's autism awareness day. I am autistic. I am finally feeling right with that. it's been over a year now, and I've spent that time reflecting on my life and the way I am. I was lucky that my sister has been in programs and I basically knew a guy that knew a guy that knew a guy. but I don't have like, a therapist or anthring to guide me through the realities of hey you're autistic and this is why you think and do xyz. I wish I listened to autistic friends years ago that said hey you're autistic and I was like no not me, I don't do this thing but the thing is a lot of those things I didn't think I did I literally did not understand the questioning which is funny. I can't really think of a good example but like you read a question like do you struggle to make eye contact and irs like yes but only in certain circumstances like when I don't know someone but you don't have the way to answer with nuances so you just say no. not the best example but it's like that. what's so interesting about being diagnosed late is you start to kind a breakdown the safety nets of masking and then it seems like you're faking because you're doing all this stuff not in private anymore, like you're regressing or something and it's like no I was just playing a role.

today for dinner I had chicken nuggets and heinz pickle ketchup and we watched a video about being in wdw on 9/11 and I was like oh

rigut now I'm trying to follow my night routine but I'm so anxious to sleep. I did sleep in really late today after sleeping poorly and then getting up to take care of mom in the morning. I woke up just before noon after going back to bed about nine???? so I'm not very tired. I'm going to go figure out my lunch for tomorrow so I don't worry about it in the am and then I'm going to check the laundry and if it's dry enough get my favorite pair of undies (tomboyx boy shorts) and my favorite pants (green!!) and find a top and then make the bed comfy and then I'm gonna use my new neck massager even though I've probably used it too much today and I hope to find a nice wiki article to read :)))))))

[mikelogan]

🤡❌😬??

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

For context, this is from my most recent fic, a second installment of my JDox vampire!AU in which a vampire hunter has captured JD:

She suddenly jabbed the arrow at JD’s mouth and he recoiled, waiting for the horrible piercing sensation.  Instead, she lifted his top lip with it and peered at JD’s fangs.

“You’re so unnatural,” she breathed.  “An abomination that never should have existed.”

Once his lip was released, JD narrowed his eyes at her.  “Are you from Ohio?  ‘Cause I’ve been hearing that one all my life.”

❌ What's a trope you will never write?

I have written major character death before (and minor, but still important character death), but I don't think I can anymore, silly as it may sound. But this show has been my favorite thing on the planet for going on 8 years now and the characters are pretty much family to me. So I might beat the shit out of them and make them almost die, but I can't kill them anymore. Plus I genuinely get so affected by whatever I'm writing (or reading) that I've made myself cry with fic before and I don't need more crying in my life rn lmao

😬 Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?

Oh jesus christ, any of the really smutty ones honestly. Like you're one of my only irl friends that has at least some idea of what I write and definitely the only one I scream to about it. But that's bc we're both fucked up 😂 Anyone else irl finding out I write gratuitous, explicit smut (especially daddy kink) would be my 13th reason 😅

[bnbc]

"One day" happened to be today, lol. @parviocula tagging you 'cause you were interested :3

Okay, maybe it's not 10 pages but still a pretty long post about Kou's appearance changing :3

Valentino Gang Member

Let me show you how it started. Half Heywood, half Kabuki, no brained, adolescently ruthless, and constantly angry ‘tino chick:

She was a fantastic friend though, always ready to start a fight for any of her chooms, yet allowing people to treat her like shit. Dark times, screw them.

Merc / Atlanta

Some of the very important events had happened to Kou in her early twenties. She lost an eye and got her first optics, she really loved the lenses and kept them through years even asked Vik to integrate them into her Kiroshi years later.

She met one special person who taught her a lot and really changed some of her views in life and basically introduced her to the conception of self-respect.

She got an agreement with Padre and started to work with him as a merc, tho she still counted herself a ‘tinos member.

As a reflection of all the changes she was going through she started to change the way she looked like. The silver optics were the starting point, then she slowly but surely came to this silver-paint-everywhere-zero-brows-quite-alien-look.

It made her feel like the new person she was becoming.

Merc / Night City 2077

She almost didn’t change, just grew longer hair (mostly ‘cause she had no time to bother with haircut). Also, I feel like the game’s events take likely months than weeks, so it kinda suits.

Heywood priiiiide! xD

Arasaka’s Property / Tokyo 2084

Well, hello the Devil ending.

Long story short: she got a new body, but as an engram put in artificial human body (mostly chrome except for her brain and nerves). It could feel and act like a real one yet she had a hard time adjusting.

At some point, she did make an attempt to reclaim her new body by making it look like her old one.

We all know this story has a happy ending, so she stole herself from Arasaka (along with one stubborn ex-bodyguard indeed).

And yeah, before her escape she cut her hair as a sign of her full acceptance of her new form of living. Bonus points: she did it with her mantis blades

Miss Nobody / Night City 2086

There are two things she never forgave Arasaka for: stealing her freckles and the whole 5 cm of her height. Well, the height was wasted, but she did have her freckles back by printing them on her skin. It almost cost her a lot of money and nerves, as she did it during their long coming back to Night City and was almost late to the meeting point with nomads who gave them a ride.

Nomad Kou, anybody? xD

And back home she visited that ripper from Vista who used to be a plastic surgeon and had implanted new hair. Because she could.

Say hello to the person who got her quiet life but occasionally takes gigs because of reasons

So basically she did a full circle: back to her old color scheme and back to her old name xD

I also can't stop laughing over myself 'cause I was quite disappointed with her vanilla look. I thought I did a creation mistake on her nose and jawline. To my huge surprise during the small flashmob "your V w/o makeup and cyberwar" I discovered she looked quite decent xD

Ironically, while designing her new appearance I gave her exactly the same nose and jawline 🤡

I spotted and changed jaw, but the nose sneaked into the future. So yeah, her face sliders are mostly the same, all the cuteness is coming from the lips, I bet xD

[sorikkung]

I don't mind, I just like talking to you anyways and this is a good excuse 🙃 first things first I'm in my mom's place, so I'm almost 100km away from where I live and I thought would be a good idea to open up Tinder and see if I could match with some interesting people now so basically I have two gossips about my midnight Tinder matches.

First one was with this really sweet guy that lives in my city. He's a hella sportist and even participates on jiu-jitsu championships. You know those quiet math guys that don't usually talk much but they are very talkative when it comes to his interests and this hard shell is only to protect a big warm heart? Is him. And the fact that it only took me a a couple of DAYS to get so close of him bothered and scared me a lot. Right now, we're in a video call and he keeps saying that I'm pretty and that he's falling in love with me and I can see, by the way he looks at me, that it trully might have something going on.

I don't know, I feel a little scared about it, not gonna lie, but I assume I'm intrigued as well as I want to try out and see where it goes but is all so unsure...

This second gossip is about some friends of mine from here. They used to date for a long time, I met them with already two years of relationship on their backs so, this year they would be like, 6 years together. As I said, I was at Tinder and I saw this profile with a picture I've seen before. I went to this friend Insta and the picture was there, same name, age, place, everything was the same. I was gagged but, anyway, brushed it off because it might be a fake profile or maybe they were seeking for someone to spicy up their relationship, I don't know, I was trying to create an excuse for why was him there that wasn't because he was cheating.

Obviously, I swiped right on him because, if he was really cheating, he would know I saw him and I knew what he was doing. But that left me really unsettled, so I went to Insta again. I checked both his and hers profiles and they weren't following each other anymore, all their cute photos with texts celebrating their birthdays were also gone... Was like they were never together. I even checked her TikTok videos and, apparently, she had returned to her parents house after a year living with him.

They had broke up and I heard about it from Tinder 🤡

To add up: he just text me today, while I was in call with this new guy and legit asked about a hook-up. Like a good slut, I said he could pass by with drinks and drugs and we would party and kiss like good friends do 🙃 so I guess this will have more scenes to come. And I hope I can kiss her as a friend too, they're both hot

this is so wild lmFAOooo mainly the second part but damn look at you go??? mfs fallin in love w you n shit??? goals???? i keep telling myself ill never stoop as low as to download tinder bc too many straight people but honestly all the lgbt focused dating apps be kinda dry i might as well 😭😭 doesnt help that i usually leave convos on read bc they bore me easily or just take too much effort... oof. but i digress. why are you so scared of where things are going w your tinder match? lmfao right now as in as you type this?? does he know youre gossiping abt him to a random australian online 😭😭

as for the second part at least theres no cheating, but if you kiss them separately when they seem to have broken up on bad enough terms to wipe it all i feel like thatd cause drama... but if youre not super close w them and just wanna shitstir, im not gonna deter you lmFAOoo live ur hoe life bestie. wish that were me (i say, with like 37 bitches in my dms i ghosted bc i ran out of things to say to them and they didnt interest me enough to ask to meet SDFGSDFKHSDFH)

[godnectar]

ik I said I was going to sleep,, but bro- someone please tell me I didn't just got my old acc theme "stolen" 😭

[baekhvuns]

Ooooh I will let you know for sure, though ranking won't be easy... I'm gonna have to take different categories into consideration 👀

I'm glad the reception surpassed your expectations then! I'm pretty sure a lot of people have waited for it to drop, cause there was a lot of hype and teasing beforehand. Aaaaand some probably really like the bodyguard trope, so it all makes sense <3

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 closing my eyes so I won't see any death. Lmao, his schedule is packed, but I will make sure he enjoys our time together. 💗

I think I'm getting used to the song, can't say I love it, but I just accepted it ahydushjagdhshs. My Twitter block list consists of mostly Atinys and some troll Stays, but I made sure to follow less Stay accounts and clowned myself cause Atinys are fucking annoying too, but in a different way... even some bigger accounts are ridiculous and need to touch a whole field of grass. When Hwa's teasers dropped I saw the replies under the tweet, scrolled through them and "this tweet is from the account you blocked/muted" showed up 7 times I was wheezing 😭😅😭😅 they're insufferable. I mute some fans only when they tweet about streaming and comeback goals too often, unless they're extremely weird and obnoxious I don't block them.

Body Rhythm is so great, the whole DCM album is very good, so I didn't mind not feeling DCM 100%! Ooooh that's an unpopular opinion I think, but nice to see some Hellevator praise. <3 yeah with Skz I didn't like some of their early songs especially title tracks, but they have soooooo many songs despite not being around that long, so it's impossible to like and even remember everything lol. With Ateez there are a few songs I don't likeand forget about, but I've been rather lucky with their TTs.

I know lol I lowkey adopted Shotaro as well! Gotta spread the Jooyeon agenda further, he's a princess 😭💖

Hold on, gotta call my driver wtffff he should've told me about that important event :/ side note: I don't like riding ubers etc, cause most drivers are sus, but I was in one yesterday with my friend and the guy was annoying I couldn't help, but hope for Taehyung to replace him sjhdhsbdjsjshs or Lino even though he's a little devil

OMFG I'm so happy for you because of the concert(jealous too), but deserveeeeed! 💥

Arranged marriage AU oh god, I almost forgot about it 🤯 I didn't however forget about villain Y/N 😌

Literally... if Hwa said he felt uncomfortable I'd respect it, but they're so weird for jumping on people, telling them to DELETE because the tweets are UNFUNNY 🤡 then proceed to tweet the most unhinged shit that's definitely cringy and creepy, but it's all shits and giggles I guess.

Bestie I'm not a lover, so the passive result is probably the best one, lmaooo.

BAEK UNIVERSE QUIZZZZZ?! I feel like THE OTHER GIRLS because I got the mafia girlie, but the kids part couldn't be more untrue, so I retook it, cause some of the options were haaaaard and got model Y/N nooooow we're talking

Yes, I was looking forward to EAW and I'm not disappointed, also Kang Tae Oh and Rowoon should play brothers, peak puppy main leads! And both acted alongside Soo Hyuk 🤗

Oh no Hamlet, I'm sorry there's not much hope for you </3

I saw the million seller thing, happy for them. But also some shop in LV sold their albums too early, fucking hell 🔫🔫🔫🔫

I got Beomgyu lolol. Have a very on brand quiz got a 🐝 also two Skz quizzes while we're at it heh: 1 and 2 - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Ooooh I will let you know for sure, though ranking won't be easy... I'm gonna have to take different categories into consideration 👀

dhwjfhwk pls take in all the categories <3 theres wAY TO MANY 😭😭 we will wait patiently for ur tier 🤲🏼

I'm glad the reception surpassed your expectations then! I'm pretty sure a lot of people have waited for it to drop, cause there was a lot of hype and teasing beforehand. Aaaaand some probably really like the bodyguard trope, so it all makes sense <3

it for sure did! super glad with it but also 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 THAT IS ALSO SO VERY TRUE THE TROPE ITSELF IS SO MAJESTIC WE NEED MORE

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 closing my eyes so I won't see any death. Lmao, his schedule is packed, but I will make sure he enjoys our time together. 💗

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 i HOPE YOURE READY FOR TODAY BC UR APPOINTMENT IS SCHEDULED FBFB he’s vv ready

I think I'm getting used to the song, can't say I love it, but I just accepted it ahydushjagdhshs. My Twitter block list consists of mostly Atinys and some troll Stays, but I made sure to follow less Stay accounts and clowned myself cause Atinys are fucking annoying too, but in a different way... even some bigger accounts are ridiculous and need to touch a whole field of grass. When Hwa's teasers dropped I saw the replies under the tweet, scrolled through them and "this tweet is from the account you blocked/muted" showed up 7 times I was wheezing 😭😅😭😅 they're insufferable. I mute some fans only when they tweet about streaming and comeback goals too often, unless they're extremely weird and obnoxious I don't block them.

BRNDVWKDB NO WAY 😭😭😭 YOU MUST GET TIRED OF BLOCKING SM OF THEM 😭😭😭 so annoying fbdnfh no fr!! even bigger accs need to!!! pLS MY TL IS FULL OF THEM BEGGING (forcing) ATINYS TO STREAM AND IM????? 😭😭😭 a lot of the times ppl don’t understand that a lot of ateez’s fans come from groups of the 3rd gen and they’re all likely to be in their twenties and working and studying in their times but then be forced into streaming bc they arent the “ideal fan” if they don’t is 🔫🔫🔫

Body Rhythm is so great, the whole DCM album is very good, so I didn't mind not feeling DCM 100%! Ooooh that's an unpopular opinion I think, but nice to see some Hellevator praise. <3 yeah with Skz I didn't like some of their early songs especially title tracks, but they have soooooo many songs despite not being around that long, so it's impossible to like and even remember everything lol. With Ateez there are a few songs I don't likeand forget about, but I've been rather lucky with their TTs.

SO TRUE !!!! the entire album was truly on of their bests,,, no fr hellavator kinda broke me,,, so far one of the best bg group debut from jyp tbh after got7’s girls girls LMFAOOOO FBWHDHWK i agree!! theres some songs that i won’t put in my playlist but if someone plays it then id probably bust a move but otherwise absolutely not 😭😭 ateez fr has some of the best tt lines in kpop

I know lol I lowkey adopted Shotaro as well! Gotta spread the Jooyeon agenda further, he's a princess 😭💖

BRKWHDKW HES SO CUTE HOTH OF THEM 😭😭😭 and now if we get a shotaru and jooyeon selca, our two adopted kids <3

Hold on, gotta call my driver wtffff he should've told me about that important event :/ side note: I don't like riding ubers etc, cause most drivers are sus, but I was in one yesterday with my friend and the guy was annoying I couldn't help, but hope for Taehyung to replace him sjhdhsbdjsjshs or Lino even though he's a little devil

LMFAOOOO HOLDING UR UBER HOSTAGE TO ASK HIM HOW IT FELT TO MEET SOOHYUK 😭😭 omg no u so right some are sus but them i rmr theyre doing their jobs so then i 🔫🔫 some are so funny omg,, FJWKFHWKDJWK LMFAOOO Omg speaking about uber drivers one of my french teachers went to china for a seminar with a few other teachers and took this taxi that’s rly famous for karaoke and uploading it on the internet,,, and turns out when my teacher left the taxi, the next customer was wang yibo 😭😭 THE WAY I SCREAMED IN CLASS AFTER FINDING THAT OUT

OMFG I'm so happy for you because of the concert(jealous too), but deserveeeeed! 💥

hopefully it comes tru bestie😭😭 about to emotionally blackmail <3

Arranged marriage AU oh god, I almost forgot about it 🤯 I didn't however forget about villain Y/N 😌

I DIDNT FORGET EITHER BFF I GOT U BOTH WILL HAPPEN equal amounts of angst, bc that arrange marriage au,,,, the y/n truly goes thru a lot but stays quiet thru it all 😭😭

Literally... if Hwa said he felt uncomfortable I'd respect it, but they're so weird for jumping on people, telling them to DELETE because the tweets are UNFUNNY 🤡 then proceed to tweet the most unhinged shit that's definitely cringy and creepy, but it's all shits and giggles I guess.

YEAH!!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE THING PREACH, THIS ONE IS IT !!!!!! the hypocrisy is so true,,, like imagine asking someone to take a post down just bc it has a penguin 😭😭😭 if hwa saw it that mf would laugh and make it his meme

Bestie I'm not a lover, so the passive result is probably the best one, lmaooo. BAEK UNIVERSE QUIZZZZZ?! I feel like THE OTHER GIRLS because I got the mafia girlie, but the kids part couldn't be more untrue, so I retook it, cause some of the options were haaaaard and got model Y/N nooooow we're talking

GDJSHDWK ILL MAKE ANOTHER IF I KNOW WHAT TO DO RHDBB no bc i literally thought u would get model y/n NOW WHAT IS THIS GORLIE??? MAFIA Y/N??? 🤨🤨

Yes, I was looking forward to EAW and I'm not disappointed, also Kang Tae Oh and Rowoon should play brothers, peak puppy main leads! And both acted alongside Soo Hyuk 🤗

fr the drama is so good i keep doing the young to the woo to the young fbdbdb YES THEY YES,, but a triple threat if they do a drama with soo hyuk in it as well id pass away but bestie, woo dohwan and lee soo hyuk on a drama together 😮‍💨🤚🏼

Oh no Hamlet, I'm sorry there's not much hope for you </3 I saw the million seller thing, happy for them. But also some shop in LV sold their albums too early, fucking hell 🔫🔫🔫🔫

LMFAOOOO😭😭😭😭 NO RIGHT HOW DO THEY SELL THE ALBUMS BY ACCIDENT????? 😭😭 BY MISTAKE?? HOWS THAT POSSIBLE 😭😭

I got Beomgyu lolol. Have a very on brand quiz got a 🐝 also two Skz quizzes while we're at it heh: 1 and 2 - DV 💖

omg bestie i got soobin bfnwbdkd

these for the bug quiz !!!

im sorry that king tut thing is so sad?????

this for the who i was written bt fbfbfb and vibes!

AND HELLO????

i would like to ask a ques, do u like fake dating au’s or exes to lovers au better 🔫

[himynameisinsecureursula]

“u were just there to stroke his ego”

yeah that’s why he in my messages till this day begging for me to come back & that he’s sorry and repeatedly telling me he misses me 😂😭 both clowns that deserve eachother 🤡

dumb bitch really thinks that by checking my tumblr, fb, soundcloud and psn daily and harassing me on all my shit is gonna undo what that man did and bring that man back. this has been going on for more than A YEAR and you still got nothing out of it i don’t even fucking know you cunt ? i don’t know who the fuck you are never did. you only wasting your own time ? if you’re that desperate for some cock go spend that time stalking guys instead of me ? you think all that shit you say to me in my inbox under an anonymous acc is gonna get to me? you only making yourself look pathetic we’re all having a laugh at you 💀 you’re really the lowest of lows. this is why you’re getting no where in life .. grow the fuck up you immature obsessive psycho. that foul mouth you got on you is gonna get you fucked up real bad one day. he is with some other chick so leave me the fk alone , you can go do her head in now ✌🏽

girl is trippen balls, idek u hahaha really shows how insecure u are (i mean understandable if u look like that... sheesh) that’s why u on anonymous ugly bitch, bc ur face is as ugly as the hate u send people online<3

like honey don’t you have a son lmfaaaao go pay his child support ya broke bitch u got too much time on ur hands worry about ya child n your own self

u know nothing about me girl u think u do cause u check my shit every day but u delusional af, seek help.

this girl thinks i stole her man... girl if ur man can be stolen he ain’t your man. either way you’re confused as fuck hahahaha 

never has anything different to say it’s always comments on my appearance and almost every photo i put up of myself ya so quick to check it out n comment on it thinking i gotta add filter to look good hahah unlike u i don’t need filter or makeup to look good girl if i was an “ugly witch” he wouldn’t have constantly come running bak to me hahah i’m so “ugly” right that’s why he fucked u over multiple times and couldn’t resist me 😉 baby girl i’m cute as fuck, lmao u can stay mad about it tho hoe 🤣

peace x

HOES BE UGLY, STALKING, OBSESSIVE AND LONELY

LIKE BITCH PICK A STRUGGLE 😭😭😫😂😂😂😂

[baekhvuns]

Yeah I was caught can't even defend myself, sighhh. Take me to jail 🥴

I know it's lethal that's why I shared it with the rest of the class <3 omg really but why didn't anyone write it for Hwa (at least to my knowledge) when all the material is THERE, like the belly chain... come on 💀 gonna write it in my head I guess

Seonghwa wouldn't have to wake me up during storm cause I would be awake anyways jhshussyhesusg he would receive no comfort from me I'm afraid

Jaydusuahdhsha I had an earwig come to my room last night fucking helllll they're out of control?! Also why do they have to big bugs almost all the time, why not smaller ones?! Please I wanna become the Queen of insects but idk how to achieve that status

Good luck on your San era hehe, you including Hwa in your San fic though 🤡 Shinestar clown behaviour. I'm not opposed of course. I don't know that San fic I only read a few stories for him but that sounds hilarious as fuck 😭 demon San getting rejected

I saw Hello82's tweet about "studying Europe" guess they read all the outraged tweets lmaoooo the way artists see North America and look away from Canada, rip 💔

Package things nicely ahahaha- 🙃🙃🙃 bestie I'm gonna recruit my friends to help me cause that shit is annoying and exhausting. Yeah 10 video calls in the span of 2 weeks is so weird, doesn't stop some idiots though I just know I'll be seeing the same problematic bitches post their vids and people will spread them 🔫 I need to snatch some of their calls then. Overthrowing the environment noooooo 😭

I will gladly donate to your cause in exchange for more Seonghwa fics 🥰 you deliver Seonghwa I deliver some legs

I wrote my dream down, kinda... for some reason I can't upload screenshots, but I don't wanna spam too much, so I will try later, it wasn't very exciting lmao at least from what I remember. But his behaviour 🙂🙃

Uhmm why is San handcuffed, helllo first Wooyoung in chains in Wonderland now this 👀 I'm sorry though I'm entering my Mingi era again, Choi San you're still my bias, but I'm looking at Mingi... also GIVE THEM THE EYELINER THE SMOKEY EYES I'M BEGGING THIS IS THE RIGHT CONCEPT FOR IT. Also it's funny how they droppef Matz's pics at a totally different time than the rest, they did it for me I think they wanted me to witness Hwa in real time ❤💔

Hope you and your arms get better ❤😭

Also Ateez on Sunmi's Showterview idk how I feel about her hosting but SEONGHWA DANCE GASHINA WITH SUNMI PLS PLS I'M BEGGING. But apparently the show is supposed to be more serious? Hmm such a whiplash after Jessi's hahahah

AND YUNHWA JIGGLE JIGGLE TIK TOK?!?!?! Seonghwa is weird he's a weeeeirdoooo 🥰 and them mesmerising hipssss

P.S. I binged Spy x Family (anime) and it kinda reminds me of Mr and Mrs Park, my main personality trait aka consuming media and putting Seonghwa in it continues, the show is so funny and wholesome I didn't expect it 🤧 I even ordered the whole manga set already - DV 💖

hi hello!

Yeah I was caught can't even defend myself, sighhh. Take me to jail 🥴

LMFAOOOO rare dv anon moment, will absolutely never forget jVDNWBDNW TAKE TO JAIL?? TAKE TO HALL OF FAME

I know it's lethal that's why I shared it with the rest of the class <3 omg really but why didn't anyone write it for Hwa (at least to my knowledge) when all the material is THERE, like the belly chain... come on 💀 gonna write it in my head I guess

ARRESTED 🔫 ON SPOT 🔫 no FR THO THE MATERIAL IS THERE tho some ppl have written the nsfw stuff with the chain idk if anyones rly expanded on it 😭😭😭

Seonghwa wouldn't have to wake me up during storm cause I would be awake anyways jhshussyhesusg he would receive no comfort from me I'm afraid

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭 imagine just the two of u being scared shitless while trying to give each other comfort and act all mighty but with every thunder u guys just flinch 😭😭🤚🏼

Jaydusuahdhsha I had an earwig come to my room last night fucking helllll they're out of control?! Also why do they have to big bugs almost all the time, why not smaller ones?! Please I wanna become the Queen of insects but idk how to achieve that status

A FUCKING WHAT 😭😭😭???????? GIRLIE BRKQHDKW U GOT SOME PARTY GOING ON OR SOMETHING 😭😭😭🤚🏼 OR OPENED A B&B FOR BUGS 😭😭🤚🏼 LMFAOOOO FHWKFHKWHFKW NEXT TIME THEY COME THRU THE WINDOW ITS JUST U SITTING ON THE BED WITH SOME TIARA 😭😭😭

Good luck on your San era hehe, you including Hwa in your San fic though 🤡 Shinestar clown behaviour. I'm not opposed of course. I don't know that San fic I only read a few stories for him but that sounds hilarious as fuck 😭 demon San getting rejected

LMFAOOOO SEONGHWAS NEVER LEAVING HIS SERIES COMES AFTER TWO ONE SHOTS ANYWAYS FBWNFHEJ 😭😭😭 it was rly funny he tried twice but the girlie kept rejecting his ass 🤚🏼🤚🏼😭 “can we do this tomorrow?” “you said that yesterday”

I saw Hello82's tweet about "studying Europe" guess they read all the outraged tweets lmaoooo the way artists see North America and look away from Canada, rip 💔

JDJDJDJDJD NO WAY 😭😭🤚🏼 manifesting ateez concert for u ✨✨🤌🏼 or fansigns and all the hwa pc’s FBMABDKS NO BC ITS SO SAD LIKE ITS LITERALLY 30 MINS AWAY FROM THE U.S 😭😭🤚🏼

Package things nicely ahahaha- 🙃🙃🙃 bestie I'm gonna recruit my friends to help me cause that shit is annoying and exhausting. Yeah 10 video calls in the span of 2 weeks is so weird, doesn't stop some idiots though I just know I'll be seeing the same problematic bitches post their vids and people will spread them 🔫 I need to snatch some of their calls then. Overthrowing the environment noooooo 😭

JDJDJD do u guys also have those business cards 😭😭🤚🏼 NO HEY THAT SOUNDS SO MUCH OK ID BE FIRST IN LINE TO HELP 🔫 omg….totally forgot about problematic ppl sTOP there’s gonna be toe showers and stuff too pls NAURURURURUR snATCH THEIR CALLS JVDKJVDKSV

I will gladly donate to your cause in exchange for more Seonghwa fics 🥰 you deliver Seonghwa I deliver some legs

i accept this deal absolutely absolutely 🤲🏼 LMFAOOOO U GOT IT WILL BE WAITING FOR THE SHIPMENT FBFB

I wrote my dream down, kinda... for some reason I can't upload screenshots, but I don't wanna spam too much, so I will try later, it wasn't very exciting lmao at least from what I remember. But his behaviour 🙂🙃

oh 👁👄👁 pls do share absolutely i am all free bc guess who got miss rona <3 bc of a parent <3 fbwmfhkw HIS BEHAVIOUR WHAT DID HE SAY WHAT DID HE SAY HELLO HELLO FJWNFSHDKDHKW WILL THIS PICTURE TRIGGER U

Uhmm why is San handcuffed, helllo first Wooyoung in chains in Wonderland now this 👀 I'm sorry though I'm entering my Mingi era again, Choi San you're still my bias, but I'm looking at Mingi... also GIVE THEM THE EYELINER THE SMOKEY EYES I'M BEGGING THIS IS THE RIGHT CONCEPT FOR IT. Also it's funny how they droppef Matz's pics at a totally different time than the rest, they did it for me I think they wanted me to witness Hwa in real time ❤💔

OH????? MINGI ERA???? DO I HAVE TO PULL OUT MY MINGI WIPS????? AYO???? 👁👁👁👁👁 PLS SOMEONE EDITED WOOYOUNG WITH SMOKEY EYES ON THE TEASER BUT UNFORT I CANT FIND IT JGBENF no bc is there a reason for it 🔫🔫 i just be thinking they saw our reactions to it and said “lol sorry” and them posted at right time BUT TODAY WE GET ANOTHER CONCEPT PHOTOS??? CANNOT WAIT BC SEONGHWA 😭😭😭

Hope you and your arms get better ❤😭

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 miss rona came <3

Also Ateez on Sunmi's Showterview idk how I feel about her hosting but SEONGHWA DANCE GASHINA WITH SUNMI PLS PLS I'M BEGGING. But apparently the show is supposed to be more serious? Hmm such a whiplash after Jessi's hahahah

idk how to feel abt hers either bc jessi RAN that show with all her might,,, she made it POPULAR FBWKDHKW STOP U ALREADY KNOW HES GONNA START DOING IT FIRST THING 😭😭😭 o man is it??? hopefully its mot the awkward type of serious 😭😭🤚🏼

AND YUNHWA JIGGLE JIGGLE TIK TOK?!?!?! Seonghwa is weird he's a weeeeirdoooo 🥰 and them mesmerising hipssss

LMFAOOOO SEONGHWA WAS VIBRATING JFBWKDBWKFB petition for hwa’s stage name to be changed to shakira bc his hips do not lie 🔫

P.S. I binged Spy x Family (anime) and it kinda reminds me of Mr and Mrs Park, my main personality trait aka consuming media and putting Seonghwa in it continues, the show is so funny and wholesome I didn't expect it 🤧 I even ordered the whole manga set already - DV 💖

AYO???? i..ayo i kinda see it BFKWHD NO BC SAME I WILL INDULGE SEONGHWA IN ANY MOVIE IM WATCHING AND THE WAY ID HAVE TO LOOK AWAY AT CERTAIN TIMES no bc imagining seonghwa in 10 things i hate abt u as heath was my 13th reason 😭😭 IT IS SO FUNNY FBFBFB TRULY ABSOLUTELY omg do u rmr maid sama 😳🤚🏼

he.

also choi san