#'biscuits and gravy look like congealed gruel' 'large portion sizes encourage you to be fat or waste food'
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i know we all hate america here but every time i see a canadian or god forbid a european talking about how gross our food is i reach my hand a little closer to my red white and blue trucker hat
#'biscuits and gravy look like congealed gruel' 'large portion sizes encourage you to be fat or waste food'#'big drinks have cornsyrup and additives and colorings that are illegal here'#yee haw motherfucker these colors dont bleed and neither does my big gulp with special cupholder adapter#shush up jj#mine#also dont even get me started on them being like 'oh and its so weird how much they smile'#shut the fuck up i smile at the grocery store clerk because i love them and they had a long day and need some help#i smile at the guy on the corner because i dont have any cash but i want to acknowlege him as a person#i smile at babies so they stop crying#i fucking hate this country dont get me wrong but i love the small things#ALSO also i am a farenheit defender until the day i die#meters and liters and grams are fine#but centigrade and kelvin are dogshit temperature systems
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