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emile-hides · 3 years ago

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Hizashi dated Nemuri right after highschool, and Sekijiro when he first started working at UA; neither relationship lasted long but he still goes out of his way to make sure people know they’re all exes.

One of his favorites is calling Sekijiro’s new partner, Ryo, his ex-boyfriend in law

#My Hero Academia #Exes headcanons my beloved #Hizashi Yamada #Nemuri Kayama #Sekijiro Kan #Ryo Inui #Vlad King #Hound Dog #Midnight #Present Mic #If you don't think the second Hizashi stepped foot onto UA he didn't start looking for an office romance #you are simply wrong #This headcanon comes from the hilarity of my mother #Who calls my dad's ex-wife her ex-wife-in-law #Which is the single funniest string of words to ever be said #and I just think Hizashi would go out of his way to do the same #He does the same to Emi btw. Ex-Girlfriend in law.#It just happens more with Ryo because they're all co-workers #'Yo All Might deliver this report to my ex-boyfriend in law for me would ya?'#All Might is seven layers of confused what does that MEAN #Look man Hizashi's options were limited when he entered UA as a teacher #He can't just re-date Nemuri he knows where that goes #Once Aizawa was around permanently he stopped looking for dates as often and just #Let himself fall back into a comfortable old love #That's also why he didn't date Nemuri actually in highschool #He had Aizawa then. Everything was simpler when he was in love with Aizawa #This is getting off topic but my thoughts on Hizashi are very wonky #He needs to be with someone #And just being in love with Aizawa and in proximity of him is enough

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