#'YOU LEAVE!!! THE REBELLION!!! THE LEIA!!! FOR OUR SAFETY???? JAIL!!! JAIL FOR HAN SOLO FOR A MILLION YEARS!!!' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

the-force-awakens · 8 months ago

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i was thinking about how everyone seems to think poe is the new han because they're both charming and i was like 'han is not charming, he's grumpy as shit and he has no game -' and promptly realized that i just described another oscar isaac blorbo of mine: marc spector

#nym speaks #they're both also wifesexual.#anyway #i don't get why people think han is so charming he's a fucking disaster he has no game he just has undying loyalty.#he needs the perfect opportunity to flirt to be pointed out to him so he'll take the chance #poe meanwhile IS actually charming and will flirt with someone at an inopportune time if he likes them #han is out there with big big big big big big big puppy dog eyes hoping leia will flirt with HIM and then he gets petulant as fuck when she #doesn't. he's like miette.#that's actually the fight in tesb condensed #both han AND leia are yelling at each other like they're miette #'YOU LEAVE!!! THE REBELLION!!! THE LEIA!!! FOR OUR SAFETY???? JAIL!!! JAIL FOR HAN SOLO FOR A MILLION YEARS!!!'#'yOURE STILL IGNORING THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A BIG BIG CRUSH ON ME AND I HAVE A BIG BIG CRUSH ON YOU? JAIL!! JAIL FOR LEIA FOR A BILLION #YEARS!!!!'#like they're children. i love them but they're children.#anyway.#why are you booing me i'm right etc etc

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