#'Saruhiko your King can't even drive I almost died!'

[ridiasfangirlings]

Post-ROK - Yata acquires a secondhand motorcycle and totally falls in love with it. But Homra & Fushimi are having heart attacks because Yata rides really recklessly and has almost been involved in multiple accidents since he got the bike. The worry for his safety is causing Kusanagi to get premature gray hairs and Saruhiko is one step away from stealing Misaki's death trap and taking it to the junk yard. Everyone just wishes he would go back to riding his skateboard.

Yata would totally be into having a motorcycle, I bet he thinks he looks so cool and amazing. Like one day he's out on Homra business and he ends up saving some guy who runs a used vehicle place. There's a motorcycle on sale and Yata spots it, he's never ridden before and he's never even really thought about it but he suddenly finds the idea kinda intriguing. The owner asks if Yata wants to take it for a ride and Yata figures sure why not. By the time he gets back he's in love with the thing, it's even faster than riding his skateboard and even though he doesn't really know how to, like, drive or anything he had a great time riding. The owner says if Yata wants the motorcycle he can have it at a discount, like as a thanks for Homra helping him out. Yata can't resist and says he'll take it.

So now Yata is just obsessed with his motorcycle and wants to use it all the time. I bet he'd focus mostly on the cool aspects and less on the practical ones, like sure he's never driven a car or anything before and he doesn't even have a license or anything and he only vaguely knows the rules of the road but he immediately buys a cool jacket and some shades. When he tells Fushimi that he bought a motorcycle Fushimi probably immediately calls him an idiot, like why do you need a motorcycle and anyway you can't even drive. Yata's like I can drive a motorcycle and besides you're just jealous because all you have to drive are nerdy blue vans. Kusanagi's pretty surprised too, also aware that Yata has no driver's license and wondering if Yata shouldn't at least buy a helmet. Yata says it's fine, he's sturdy and besides it's not like he's gonna get into an accident or anything.

Cue a few weeks later and Yata has narrowly avoided multiple accidents and Fushimi is about ready to slash some tires if that's what it takes to get Misaki to stop being reckless. Yata basically treats the motorcycle like his skateboard, going way too fast and trying to do fancy tricks when, unlike with the skateboard, he has no training and no idea what he's doing. He's always stopping by the bar with scrapes and cuts from skidding out on his motorcycle and Kusanagi is concerned, but Yata says no worries it's fine he was just going a little fast. At some point Fushimi stops by the bar looking for Yata and imagine him and Kusanagi bonding over how much they hate that damn motorcycle, like why is Misaki riding that death trap and Kusanagi admits that he's starting to get gray hairs every time he hears Yata's motorcycle pull up by the bar

And then maybe he makes some comment about trying to get Yata to at least get his license because they never did get around to teaching Yata or Fushimi to drive. Fushimi mentions he learned to drive in Scepter 4 and this gives him a wonderful terrible idea. The next day Yata wakes up to find his motorcycle chained down outside and Munakata standing there beside it with a pleasant grin stating that he has been informed that Yata is driving illegally without a license and therefore it is his duty to be certain that Yata earns his license before he drives further. Fushimi is behind him smirking and Yata's like wait why is the Blue King here to teach me no way, Fushimi calmly says that Yata has two choices, either give up the motorcycle or learn to drive the same way Fushimi did: from Munakata.