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starcurtain · 2 years ago

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I think my favorite thing about Alhaitham is that his voice lines make it perfectly clear that he knows other people think he’s strange, and he is deliberately cultivating that unsettling vibe so everyone will leave him in peace.

Our boy is really out here doing the social equivalent of firing off gunshots to keep the rent low.

Weaponized weirdness.

#I'm not saying he's a jerk on purpose #but I am saying #that if someone came over and asked for a cup of sugar #Alhaitham would bring them a sugar cane plant #and say 'wait.'#he was playing 5D chess moving Kaveh into his house #yes he now has a noisy roommate #but you know what he doesn't have anymore?#neighbors who like him #it's a net gain #'Oh hey Alhaitham; it's been a while! Let's chitchat!'#'Did you know that some cultures used to make paper from human skin?'#'I'm just gonna... go...'#genshin impact #genshin impact shitpost #alhaitham

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