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danmeichael · 2 months ago

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I don't want JC to be a milf dammit I want him to get an abortion and have a hysterectomy!!! Is that so much to ask?? Sometimes I wanna see a man become a surrogate for his trans sister's kid and then get completely fucked over because he has to now raise that kid, is that really too much to ask Daniel?? Can't I just have this one thing??

lan qiren was the surrogate because we have to expand the jin ling's uncle cinematic universe to contain as many people as possible.

#not fandom #ask danny #YOU ASKED ME FOR MY OPINION AND I GAVE IT TO YOU AND NOW YOU'RE LIKE 'OHHHHHH DANNY YOU'RE STOMPING ON MY DREAMS AND PISSING ON MY OATMEAL'#'OH DANNY YOU'RE KICKING PUPPIES IN MY HEART AND FUCKING MY DAD'#I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULDN'T DO THAT.#I TOLD YOU MY OPINION ON IT #BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT.#i respect the grind and that's a great fic idea and has great character potential #but you didn't come to me like 'hey this is my grind i really like it!'#you came in and set your fucking grind on my table and said 'how do you feel about this grind'#and i said 'yeah i've got a different grind'#and you said daniel can't you just this once NOT piss on my oatmeal. can't you just NOT kick my puppies #I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS PISSING ON YOUR OATMEAL OR KICKING YOUR PUPPIES #I WAS ANSWERING A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#(im not actually upset)#(i am being exaggeratedly dramatic for comedic effect)#pregnancy cw

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