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mnemonicpneumaticknife · 4 days ago

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Han: If Jedi and the Force are real then anything could be real! Even space vampires!

Luke: Han, there's no such thing as space vampires.

Han: How do you know? I've salvaged ships who's crews were sucked dry. I assumed it was mynocks but how would they have gotten inside the ship without depressurizing the whole thing? And the crews final logs. *shudders*

Luke: Chewie, do you think there are space vampires?

Chewbacca: [long slow speech]

Luke: Yeah. I suppose we have more immediate concerns than whatever horrors exist in uncharted space.

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

#when Chewie tells Han that Luke is a Jedi Knight? Han says Luke is having delusions of grandeur or something #he doesn't believe Chewie at all that Luke has powers that will save everyone #and then the whole 'can't see shit' rescue sequence #When Luke has feelings about Vader being on the command ship and says he's endangering the mission #Han tells Luke 'don't get jittery'. like he thinks the intuition of the Force is just anxiety #'Luke took out a speeder with a laser sword' well he didn't personally witness that. Kid just got lucky (happens an awful lot)#Luke telling 3P0 to say shit about magic and Han is like 'we're so dead. Luke you need a better lie' that's what he's thinking #Han after having a BSOD because he's questioning every rumour or legend he's ever heard #star wars

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