#'I didn't make a scene I just ate half of the slice. H A L F'
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The terrible moment when Reddit can read between the lines and most of the comments on Tumblr can't
#'my chocolate cake with chocolate frosting had a layer of vanilla icing in it'#'i don't mind vanilla icing it's just that i wanted a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting'#'I didn't make a scene I just ate half of the slice. H A L F'#'this behaviour prompted my gf to ask me what was happening and so I told her i was disappointed in her'#'I did this in front of her children'#'when she said she won't bother next year (which implies I behave like this a lot) I told her good'#'if the cake is store bought then i can complain and get a refund. Implying that her cake is so bad I would normally ask for a refund.'#'i also told her that if i wanted vanilla in a cake i would have asked for vanilla in a cake which does not count as making a scene ig'#'somehow all of this looks reasonable to me and not spoiled at all which is a tell of my character of epic proportions'#'so yeah am i an asshole for being an asshole?'
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