#''we got a problem here?'' aka him about to whacK A BITCH FOR THEIR STUPID ASS GHOUL HATIN

[ilovefandoms102]

Never let you Go

Pairing: JJ Maybank x Reader

Summary: JJ gets into a nasty fight, what happens when his memory is knocked a bit loose?

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Note: I literally dreamed this the other night so I hope you guys like this!

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You’d think after the three years that JJ and I have been together, everyone on the island would know by now to not mess with his girl (aka me)...

What was odd about the fight JJ had gotten himself into this time wasn’t even with a Kook, it was with a fellow Pogue. I can’t recall what even started the fight as I was too preoccupied with Pope trying to get JJ to not fight one of us. It had proven to be more difficult however as our fellow Pogue, whose name was Rat (fitting), kept shit talking to JJ, neither Pope or I could hear what he was saying though. 

We were on the beach as the boys continued to argue, their chests bumping together. I jumped to my feet from the towel I was sitting on, running towards them. 

“You think you’re tough shit don’t you Maybank?” our fellow Pogue asked.

“You don’t wanna do this with me Rat, I promise you.” JJ sneered, his chest heaving from the anger surging through him.

“What, your hoe keep you on a leash now Maybank?” Rat taunted, JJ going frigid.

“JJ!” I shouted, finally catching up to them.

“Did you just say what I think you just said?” JJ inquired, taking a step back. He flipped his hat so that it face backwards, and my blood ran cold.

He was about to beat the shit out of this guy...

“JJ no! You said no more fights!” I yelled, hoping to gain his attention. 

“Yeah JJ, no more fights.” Rat mocked in a high pitched voice.

JJ swung his fist before I could blink, his rings shining in the sun as they came across Rat’s nose. I gasped, holding my hands over my mouth. I really shouldn't be shocked from the amount of times I have had to pull JJ from fights. Pope held me back as he could see it was probably best to let him get his rage out. JJ wasn’t an easy person to talk down. Even if I stepped in front of him, he would pick me up and gently sit me behind him before his fists went back to work. 

“Come on pretty boy, is that all you got?! Your little bitch got you so strung up by your dick you can’t even throw a punch?” Rat cackled, his posse joining from behind him.

It was at that moment, I knew this had gone too far. This was about to get nasty...

JJ’s eyes flashed to a dark blue, his teeth gritting as he charged at Rat. I held on tighter to Pope as JJ and Rat went crashing into the sand, crazed worry traveling up my spine. 

I wasn’t sure how long they had been at it before Rat’s friends decided they wanted to jump in, Pope and I both springing into action. I wasn’t much of a fighter, but I had thrown a punch a time or two. The problem was, there were too many of them. As a few ganged up on JJ, two more came at Pope and I. I threw my fist out at the boy coming my way, hearing the sickening crack as my fist made contact with his nose.

I heard JJ’s grunts and shouts from behind me, my eyes wild as I turned for just a second. All I could see was Rat and his posse completely hammering down on JJ, making me more determined to stop them. I turned back to the boy, kicking him where it counts before uppercutting his jaw, and knocked him out cold. 

“Get off of him!” I screeched, jumping on Rat’s back. 

“Stupid bitch!” Rat huffed, trying to pry my fingers off of him.

Thankfully, our friend group pulled up just in time. John B flew out of the van, Kie coming to assist me. I shook my head at her, nodding my head to Pope. I got Rat down to the ground, jumping up quickly. I stomped on his hands before delivering a quick kick to where he’d feel it. 

Rat and his posse dispersed, sprinting away as we now outnumbered them. I immediately went to JJ’s side, his lips a scary blue color.

“JJ? Baby can you hear me?” I sniffled, not getting a response.

“We need to get to the hospital!” I cried, my friends aiding me as we whisked JJ to the local emergency room.

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I paced back and forth in the waiting room, nerves eating away at my bones. Everyone else had already left for the night, but I knew I wouldn’t be able to sleep until I knew JJ was ok.

I heard a commotion coming from down the hall, a loud shout that sounded an awful lot like JJ booming through the tiny ER. I jumped to my feet, taking off down to where the noise was coming from. I was startled to see three female and two male nurses trying to manhandle JJ back to his room. His face was blood red, his teeth hissing as he griped something I couldn’t understand.

JJ’s eyes caught mine, his blue eyes rimmed red. My feet carried me towards him automatically, despite the predatory look he cast my way. The nurses shouted for me to stay away, but I came to my lovers aid anyways.

“Baby calm down, I’m here now.” I said to JJ, trying to reach out to him.

“Where is she?! You took her from me!” he seethed, his hand snatching my wrist. The nurses tried to pry his hand away, but his strength proved as he squeezed me tighter.

“JJ! You’re hurting me!” I cried out, welts forming where his rings cut into my skin.

“Let her go son, you’re not in your right mind!” a nurse spat out.

They finally wrestled him into a bed, strapping his arms down. He thrashed around, screaming my name. His eyes wild as they scanned the room, tears flowing down his cheeks. The nurses ushered me out of the room, one pulling out a needle to shove in JJ’s arm.

“What’s wrong with him?” I sobbed.

“Whatever you kids got in to, knocked his head a bit whack. Doc said he should be fine by tomorrow. Probably best for you to go home sweetheart.” one of the nurses said, chest still heaving from JJ’s outburst. They left to go back to the nurses bay, my back collided with the wall as I slid down to the floor.

I cried outside of his room for what felt like hours, my chest heaving as my cries turned into soft hiccups. My back was starting to ache, and I didn’t want to leave JJ. I took a deep breath as I reentered the room, trying to tiptoe my way to the couch. Once I was in his eyesight, I heard the soft call of my name.

“Babygirl, have you been crying?” JJ asked, his eyes barely open as sleep was overtaking him.

“Go to sleep J, I’ll be here when you wake up.” I spoke softly, glad that he was somewhat back to normal.

“Will you lay with me?” he whispered, moving one of his hands to hold it out to me.

How could I deny him?

“Yeah J, scoot over.” I smiled, kissing his cheek softly.

“What happened to your wrist?” he questioned.

I looked back into his baby blue eyes, not thinking of an excuse fast enough from the fatigue I suffered. It was like something dawned behind his eyes, realization flooding through him. A single tear fell down his cheek, his lips quivering as he stared at my bruised wrist.

“I did that. I did that to you. I remember now... I-I’m so sorry. Please don’t hate me.” he babbled, his shoulders shaking as his face dove in my chest.

“Oh JJ, I would never hate you. I know that wasn’t you. It’s ok, please don’t cry.” I soothed, gently running my fingers through his hair.

“I hurt you, fuck I can’t believe I did that. The one thing I swore I could never do, and I did it.” he sobbed, his arms circling my waist as his tears soaked into my shirt.

“JJ that wasn’t you, I know you’d never intentionally hurt me.” I murmured, kissing the top of his head.

“I thought they were going to take you away, I thought you were one of the people that were going to take you away from me.” he repeated, his body shaking as he cried against me. 

“Honey it’s ok, those fuck heads hit you hard. I tried to get to you as fast as I could.” I spoke, hugging him tighter to me. 

“I saw the punch you threw, it was hot.” he mumbled, both of us laughing. 

“You need to rest, come on let’s lay down.” I smiled. 

We shuffled around until we were both cuddled against each other, JJ’s head snuggled in my chest. My fingers trailed lightly down his back, lulling the soft snores from his lips. My eyes drooped shut, my limbs relaxing in the cold hospital bed.

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JJ had to get another CT scan before he could go home, so I used that time to go back home to shower and change my clothes. I scrubbed at the dried blood and sand that caked my skin, disgusted as it ran down my drain a dark rust color. 

I walked back towards where his room was, stopping short when I saw the bed was empty. I whipped my head around, looking for JJ’s blonde hair. My breath caught in my throat when I saw someone crying in the corner that looked like JJ’s dad. My heart felt like it left my body, shock flowing through my veins. I let out a heart wrenching sob, falling on my ass as I cried.

He couldn’t be gone, he was fine this morning...

What could have possibly went wrong within the two hours from when I had left?

My knees came to my chest, arms wrapping around myself as I heaved sobs. JJ, he was gone...my hotheaded, sweet, stupid, and loving partner in crime. I cried harder as the realization of what we shared together was done. My greatest love was gone, my heart shattering more. 

“Now why is my pretty girl crying?” an all too familiar voice asked.

“JJ!” I gasped, the boy coming to sit beside of me.

I threw myself in his arms, holding on to him for dear life. A deep chuckle left JJ’s lips as he caught me, forcing him back a little. He cooed gently as I cried into his shoulder, his fingers weaving into the hair at the nape of my neck. 

“I thought you were gone,” I wailed, scooting even closer so that my whole body was touching his.

“I had to go for that test baby.” he stated, pulling my head back.

“I thought...I thought that guy over there was your dad and-and that you-” I sniffled.

“Shhh, baby I’m here. I’m ok.” JJ affirmed, kissing my tear stained cheeks.

“I don’t ever want to feel like that again J, I can’t lose you.” I spoke softly, leaning the rest of the way to tenderly kiss his lips.

“You can’t get rid of me that easy,” he teased, nipping my lips playfully. I giggled at his actions, kissing his lips again.

“I love you,” I whispered.

“I love you, always.” he whispered back.

[mag7dumbies]

Magnificent Seven (1960) warning heavy spoilers ahead

Okay, compadres you ready? I’m leaving a few things out cause some of it just doesn’t make sense but for the most part, I didn’t leave anything out so that means there is a lot of cursing so be prepared for that

(Okay I got cookies, plans to make popcorn later and the Seven stupidest men ever about to come on my screen yeehaw mfs)

(This theme song is a bop, Elmer Bernstein is a genius)

Huh wonder who’s the bad guy, can’t be the dude in red (haha jk he’s an ass)

“I’ll be back” (what is he the Terminator)

“Stupid” well yeah the guy running at you with a machete (?) wasn’t the smartest but you didn’t have to kill him

I actually love how everyone is wearing white (like yeah I know white doesn’t absorb sun well so that’s why) it just makes everything really picturesque and almost heavenly you know

All these guys have fantastic ideas about how to take care of the problem and the head honcho is like ‘really tricking the man who just shot one of our own is not going to work don’t be stupid’

“Let's go ask the old man” we about to get Godfather in this bitch

(It was a machete hell yeah I knew it)

“Buy guns?” “Go to the border guns are plentiful there” Dude that hurts but it’s very very true

(There are so many parallels to the pilot I love it)

We getting racist in this bitch and in rides, Chris like the suicidal idiot he is and Vin is just like I’ll help you go bury an Indian who deserves proper respects like the man we know and love (ugh love this)

Literally used his boot to light a match, Chris stop being extra

And the whole town is following them like it’s the best thing to happen since… I don’t know a herd of cows came through town… (Man aren’t we lucky for the internet)

Love how the second Vin hears a slur Chris is like hold your horses buckaroo it’s just the wind (cause apparently the wind is racist all of a sudden)

Who is this person following them like a puppy (Jd anyone, although I know that’s not his name in the movie but he sure is acting like it)

Well, the graveyard scene left two people bleeding and no other corpses than the one they started with. Larabee, Tanner, and Jackson should take notes

“We think you’re a man we can trust” Bitch I wouldn’t trust Chris as far as I can throw him (I love him but the boy doesn’t have a great track record)

What’s with the fuchsia bag did they even have fuchsia back then? (Apparently fuchsia came to America in 1892 so I don’t know)

“Every man wears a gun” “Sure, like wearing pants, its expected” good lord Chris

What kind of clapping game is this

I really don’t understand Craps 

These guys are just mocking Vin about going to work at a grocery store and I’m living for it

And Chris you got three including yourself, Harry and Vin learn to count idiot

Those two just get off their horses with such grace I could watch that 100 times and still be entranced  

“I heard you’re broke” “Nah I’m doing this because I’m an eccentric millionaire” (Good lord O’Reilly, he is now a new fave of mine)

What the fuck is up with Chris’s hips like why is he swaggering like some hotshot

And if O’Reilly is so expensive what the fuck did he do with the money to make him end up dirt poor and cutting wood

Britt has the longest, lankiest legs I have seen on a man in a very long time

What game were they playing bullets are expensive stop messing around

Oh no the kid’s drunk and mad wonder what the hell he’s gonna do (probably something stupid)

This bitch with his wacky accent I can’t take him seriously, he just needs to chill

Okay I didn’t mean for you to collapse

Chris just fucking left him on the floor good lord

Okay everyone needs to dial the sass from 150 to a nice steady 50 cause damn

The kid is so so stupid, and Harry is just as worried about him as Buck was it's sweet

“What a chucklehead” (good lord I feel that)

Wtf the kid just caught a fish with his bare hands (that might take him out of the running for being Jd who couldn’t catch a fish even if it was handed to him)

Okay the TV show is just full of idiots, the movie makes them out to be brilliant assholes and I don’t know which one I prefer

Okay who names their child Hilario like that just isn’t right (like it’s fine but it’s too close to hilarious for me to take it seriously)

The kid is such a fucking ass, can someone shoot him for me like fuck

(Guys just to keep you in the loop I’m not even an hour in)

Look its Lanky legs Mcgee (aka Britta filter aka Britt)

The kid needs a baby sitter

Surprise surprise the kid did something stupid, (no really I’m shocked, not)

Kid, don’t do it I know it’s a bull and bulls are cool but don’t be fucking stupid playing bullfighter

Kid, she did not try to take your eye out she just slapped you (well deserved I might add) and what do you mean you’ll bite back what are you doing

WTF KIDDO WILL YOU QUIT AND DRINK SOME RESPECTING WOMEN JUICE

She’s wearing pants- is that accurate

Vin is sipping that juice like a good boy 

The boys are so sweet and it makes me emotional

The old guy is gonna die isn’t he

Here we go ya’ll it’s about to get serious 

Seriously don’t throw a hissy fit cause Chris tells you to go away

Love that the guns seem authentic (makes me happy)

(Plus the horse actors are doing fantastic the trainers should be proud)

Kid what are you doing, that’s a good way to accidentally step on your hat

Oh fuck here we go again

Chico is literally going to get shot if he isn’t careful (Chico is the kid btw)

Oh God I love these kids “if you get killed we’ll avenge you and put fresh flowers on your grave” plus they drew straws (how is that not just the best thing you’ve ever heard)

Chico, the girl obviously likes you (don’t know why, you’re an idiot, but extremely cute just saying)

(I fucking HATE the new hat it fills me with rage)

Wait a diddly darn minute did Chico just infiltrate the gang with that stupid hat

Awww my poor boy nightmares are the worst

O’Reilly is such a Dad and I love him

Harry will you quit before Chris kills you or I do it myself

This better be the last time cause lord I just wanna see him dead

Chris looks like he’s gonna whack a bitch when Calvera says he’ll give him a pardon

Oh no Chico is gonna do something idiotic- thank god Chris is there

O’Reilly is adorable- and has some goddamn sense and is willing to use violence (spanking of minors which I don’t exactly approve of) to show that being a gunhand is coward’s work

 “In Texas, only Texans can rob banks” wow did he just call our government and the whole state of Texas racist (yes I think he did)

Chico has some issues that he needs to see a therapist for (guess Chris will do though he needs about as much counseling)

By the way, Lee is the future Judge Travis if you guys didn’t know (Thank you Amazon- you might be all kinds of crap but hey at least you are informative) 

Harry you dirty rotten coward

Here we go once more, my dudes

Vin get yourself taken care of and go home- 

Harry that wasn’t helpful at all 

Why is everyone getting hurt all of a sudden 

Chris don’t lie to him it makes me feel bad

And stop breaking glass it’s hella expensive

Lee you stupid son of a bitch

This is a blood bath I don’t like it

 Britta Filter NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I DON’T LIKE THIS GAME ANYMORE I DON’T LIKE THIS I DON’T LIKE THIS I DON’T LIKE THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The old man lives wtf (I’m glad don’t get me wrong, but it still hurts my soul)

Three lived I don’t like this,

 Chico, I swear to God you and her’s kids are gonna be adorable don’t fuck this up

Everything hurts 

Well I’m in extreme emotional distress but you know I think I’ll be okay, now before we start with the show I gotta go water some plants- may be using my tears cause ow wasn’t expecting that ending

[absorptance]

*holds up my tol ghoul son as a peace offering for my slowness*