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misc-catgirl-anatomy · 4 months ago

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scrub jay population gains sapience and one of them flies in the door of a domestication center and lands on the desk asking how soon it can be pampered

#hdg #human domestication guide #dirtposting #affini #floretposting #yes i know basically all terran wildlife is canonically extinct at the time of HDG #pretend scrub jays were preserved in some hyper-wealthy zoo. or a squartzpillionaire's private menagerie or whatever #''my new floret is a terran!'' ''Oh! the mammal kind or the bird kind?''

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