#''i said ok what did you expect me to say? 'hurgh urgh' or *grunting noise* or something?
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Had a dream where I was being deliberately irritating to try and get some vampire dude and his court to drop an act so I could expose them for squatting someplace I thought they didn't belong
#text post tag#dream posting#it was so fucking funny tbh i was just hanging around this guy's bigass castle/house/place and just#criticizing him and his buddies that lived there for random shit#but he couldnt really do anything about it - like kill me - for some reason#so he and everyone there was just extremely annoyed the entire time#but then eventually mr vampire boss man just got tired of it and was like ''you know what? no. fuck you. im sick of this shit''#stopped whatever he was doing to show up behind me to try and intimidate me into leaving like ''ooo im gonna bite you you're gonna die''#and i was literally just standing there like.... ok#like that's what i said to him ''.....ok''#and he didnt know how to respond to that he was like. what?#''i said ok what did you expect me to say? 'hurgh urgh' or *grunting noise* or something?#and he didn't know how to respond to that either he was just like damn ok fair enough#and then he bit me anyways like an asshole and there was a very dramatic couple of seconds where i lost consciousness#and then i woke up somewhere else in thr castle and ddcided that i was gonna cause even problems on purpose#partially as another ''fuck you'' to the guy but also to see just how much he could handle before he snapped again#like haha bitch now you gotta put up with me for an indefinite amount of time#congratulations#you played yourself
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