#''harry is instead married to the guy who owns the margaritaville down the street'' you can call Tom by name if you want

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

Admin: *walks into supply closet* What's going on in here?

Seven: I'm assimilating Professor Torres and you're next if you don't close the door.

B'Elanna: Quiet, drone. I'll be the one doing the assimilation. Also you're next if you don't close the door.

Admin: 🚪 👀💦

old married couple b7 where they’re both semi-retired and teaching at the academy and all their students think they’re the fiercest of academic rivals until they’re spotted getting cozy at a faculty mixer