#''definitely'' jaskier agrees. ''but dont expect it all the time. i'd never be able to keep it up''

[roughentumble]

#after Geralt's bent Jaskier into a few very fun positions bc his husband is delightfully bendy

geralt also peels off another piece of jaskier's "costume" for each round they go XD getting him naked one step at a time

until finally theyre both bare and exhausted and holding each other.

on a brighter note! I love the idea that after they realize the charade is all for naught and things go back to being relatively normal, Geralt definitely comes home to find Jaskier in a little frilly apron, cooking dinner and offering him an after work martini like he's a 60s housewife

wearing a lil frilly apron.... or JUST a lil frilly apron? 👀👀👀👀👀👀

sksgdkshsksj no no but rly i love thissssss. he's ~paying homage~

[hale-of-stiles-heart]

#''i definitely wouldnt mind more visits from my little wifey'' geralt says‚ kissing jaskier's shoulder #''definitely'' jaskier agrees. ''but dont expect it all the time. i'd never be able to keep it up'' #and geralt just smiles and hugs him even tighter. ''good. wifey's fun but i prefer my husband.'' #he kisses jaskier's neck‚ right where he's ticklish. ''even when he's burning toast and getting distracted.''

"Well lucky for you, sometimes your husband likes to get all dolled up, too," Jaskier assures him, "and he's got a closet full of cute things he's been saving up to wear"

Which just has Geralt groaning and nipping at Jaskier's jaw because his husband is an incorrigible tease and he loves every second of it

on a brighter note! I love the idea that after they realize the charade is all for naught and things go back to being relatively normal, Geralt definitely comes home to find Jaskier in a little frilly apron, cooking dinner and offering him an after work martini like he's a 60s housewife

wearing a lil frilly apron.... or JUST a lil frilly apron? 👀👀👀👀👀👀

sksgdkshsksj no no but rly i love thissssss. he's ~paying homage~