#''Oh this is awful I hate this so much holy shi- wait did these guys just roll up with their own THEME music???'' -me irl

[leejeann]

(this is another bungo stray dogs post sorry) The fact that, to me, reality/perception altering powers are always one of THE most unsettling type of power an antagonist can have, the shift in tone between [redacted] in ep44 and the Hunting Dogs' introduction immediately after nearly gave me whiplash lmao

I mean it probably would have anyway but it was like extra whiplash-y

[viralmass-a-blog]

If anyone tries to look into Alex’s mind and hear his thoughts or look at his personal memories, good luck. There are over a thousand people in his head with over a thousand unique lifetimes of memories to sift through.

Although Alex can protect his mind, any sufficiently developed psychic who gets past his mental barriers will hear what he hears on a momentary basis: whispers, screams, curses and the memories of those within him. And it isn’t one at a time, either. His head’s crowded, and they’re always speaking all at once.

Below the cut lies a shortened version of what you’re likely to see. Obviously, it’s missing the visuals. So have fun with that.

“-ook at me look at me! Look at what I can do! Why aren’t you lookin-“

“-pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of Ameri-“

“-iamo andare negli Stati Uniti? Perché non possiamo rimanere in Ital-”

-keep saying that we’re going America but I don-

“-ani ga watashi no yūjin ni tsuite no?” It’s so unfair I can’t stop crying why are we go-

-at jerk took my cards! “Ms. Watson! Ms. Watso-“

-re they bloody? Did I cut mysel-

-no recess in middle school? Why? Just all classes all the time-

“¡Fuera de aquí negro pedazo de mierda!” What an asshole! Did he really just sa-

-oly shit holy shit her lips are so close to mine do I slip tongue do I just peck I don-

-likes me! He really really likes me! It was just like in the movi-

Holy hell that was rad. “I wish I could do somethin’ like that, man-“

-uck this is weird. The fuck does ‘kush’ mean anyw-

-no one likes me I could just end it right here oh my god why doesn’t he like me my mascara is rui-

“-you don’t get your grade up to at least a D, you will be held back a grade. Do you unders-“

I fucking hate algebra. Half of this crap doesn’t even make se-

-lp her with her shit and that’s how she repays me bipolar bitch-

“-ant you to be my first.” Oh fuck this is the real deal how do I start fucking wing it-!

-‘s love I can’t stop thinking about him the way he smil-

“I need some space, Bethany!” I don’t need this asshole anyway he’s a deadbeat ass my dad was ri-

-y god I’m holding my son in my arms oh my god I’m a father this is my son holy shit oh my god oh my-

“-eed to lay you off.” No no no this was the only place that would hire me fuck this recession no no n-

-rried we’re getting married! How did he pay for that airplane!? Oh my god this is the happiest day of my-

-enough income I’m going to joi-

“-e careful.” I kiss her it’s going to be the last time for a long time I’ll miss you baby-

-bout to be court marshaled but instead they sign me up for some ‘Blackwalk’ thing? Smells like bullshit to me-

“-os quieren muertos! Es América o morir! ¿Entien-“

“-isn’t some spy agency you can tell your fucking buddies about! We! Do! Not! Exist! Period! Any of you sorry little fuckwits let it d-“

-an’t believe I’m coming home. Manhattan here I come baby! Daddy’s coming ho-

“WHEN WE HUNT, WE KILL!”

“-edes llevarme a Manhattan? Mi hermano le pagará un montó-“

“NO ONE IS SAFE! NOTHING IS SACRED!”

“-‘s a transfer. Gotta go to Manhattan. Don’t worry, baby, we’ll be fi-“

“WE ARE BLACKWATCH!”

Manhattan? Seriously? The baby will probably choke on all the damn smog in that shitho-

“WE ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE!”

“-wanted to live in a big city. I don’t know, maybe I’m weird or someth-“

“WE WILL BURN OUR OWN TO HOLD THE RED LINE!”

“-amo come la mafia dannato! Mazzo di italiani a Manhattan insie-!”

“IT IS THE LAST LINE TO EVER HOLD!”

“Alex, please! You have to think about this!” “I’ve had enough ‘thinking about it’, Karen. Goodbye.”

-people are flipping out about the news. What the hell happened that’s so damn important?

Oh my god what the fuck happened at the station?

“-estimated thousands dead in a devastating biological attack on Penn Station. The bodies have yet to be identified due to quarantine-“

“-ime suspect is Alexander James Mercer-“

“We seeing action?” “Fuck yeah man, red line’s been drawn.”

“-clothes were attached to the corpse and could not be removed by conventional means. We’ve already scheduled an autopsy to find out wh-“

“’Woke up?’ What the fuck do you mean ‘woke up’? Ah, shit, get Cross on the li-“

“Mercer, Dana A. Target is in Manhattan. I want her alive-“

“-threw a goddamn taxi at it! What the fu-“

“-rget is not down! I repeat, target is not down!”

“-no body, just a bloodstain. No calls, no sign of struggle, and no sign of our resident superma-“

How the fuck did she disappear with a dead operative in her wake? There’s going to be hell to pay for th-

“-ible runner?” “Not likely. Runners can do some crazy shit but they can’t come back from the dead.”

-oly shit that guy is running up the side of the building!

“-ny sign of the perp, and you call in military backup. Do not, I repeat, do not, engage!” “Why? It’s just one guy. Nothing the NYPD can’t handl-“

“Priority target’s designation is now ZEUS.”

The time for waiting waiting waiting is over.

“-eing chased by some kind of wild fuckin’ animals!”

“MOTHER has escaped containment!” “How the fuck did that happ-“

“-nything like Hope?” “No. No, this is going to be much worse.”

“Blackwatch can’t handle this alone. We need shock troops. Call in the marines.”

-ing back home to deploy in Manhattan? Are we going to be attacked?

-on in Manhattan? Why do we need all this fucking gear in our home-

“-fuckin towlheads I bet. I swear it’s like nine eleven two point oh, with no airplanes this time.”

-ake orders from these black op guys? Who the fuck are they? What authority do they ha-

Why is the sky red like that? What’s happening?

“-oly shit are these numbers real? This can’t be contained-“

“-ese fucking amateurs are pissing me off.” “Deal with it. They go in first to take hits, we go in after to clean up. Unless, you’d like to go first?”

“-fighting real goddamn monsters. Giant apes, fuckin giant tentacles, and a guy with giant fuckin claws. All of them can fuckin toss tanks like they’re fuckin toys. Welcome to fuckin Manhattan, asshole. Enjoy your stay. I hear the pizza’s fuckin’ great.”

“The military said we should stay insi-“ “Jesus he’s puking blood!” “Oh no, get away from hi-“

“The city’s changing. You see the sky over Harlem? It’s red. Fucking blood red. It’s the apocalypse man, I’m telling you-“

“-stopped this damn thing before. Stopped it dead.”

“Saw those gasmask assholes gun down a whole family. Crying kids, crying wife, begging husband. They just fucking gunned them down. And laughed.” “Jesus Christ, and they’re calling the shots here!?”

“Priority one target! Priority one target! I need a goddamn strike packa-“

“Fucking why won’t it die!? Jesus how the hell do we fight this fucking thing!?”

“No visible effect on target. Reengagi- mayday mayday, priority one target is on our- oh shit OH SHIT IT’S GETTING IN-”

-ucking threw a car at that helicopter what the fuck oh shit he sees me he sees me oh no no no no NO NO-

“GET HIM OFF OF ME! CUT ME FUCKIN LOO-”

- happened to the body!?

What’s going on where’s my husband why is there gunfire Jesus Jesus protect me please wash away my sins with the blood of your sacrifice who is that hooded man no no “STAY AWAY STAY AW-“

Where’s my arm where’s my arm where’s my arm where’s my arm where’s my arm where’s my ar-

“-T’S FUCKING GOT M-”

-an see my ribcage oh my god oh my god oh god I can’t scream who is that help me help me help me NO-

“Non ho fatto niente! Lascio Vi prego di essere! Non uccidermi! NON UCCIDE-!”

-m in shock I can’t hear anything why can’t I move my arms my arms aren’t there ZEUS is looking at me he’s running he’s running towards me fucking piece of shit you better come finish it you motherfuc-

“You don’t have to do this! Just let me go! Let me-”

“It fucking ate him! It fucking-“

All the bullets are doing is pissing it off! Fuck out of ammo oh shit oh fuck oh FUCK-

“It won’t go down! Need backup need back-”

-ats what is feels like to have no legs weird it’s like they’re still there I can feel them there’s the fuckin ZEUS coming at me you want me to fucking cry you piece of shit you aren’t shit fucking freak my boys will fucking end you just you fucking wai-

“El diablo! El día del juicio ya está aquí! Acepto a Jesús como MI SALVA-!”

-can see my insides... that isn’t good-

-why can’t why can’t why can’t mom I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry-

“You think you can fucking scare me you piece of shi-“

“P-p-please let me go! You don’t have to do this! I-I just- I’ve got family! Please let me go, please- NOO-“

“What the fuck are we dealing with here, sir?” “Something that necessitates much larger armaments than what we have.” “If those don’t work?” “We’re fucked.”

[maximilian-alexander]

@inthequeensenglish

[11:55:03 PM] Maximilian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. [11:55:08 PM] <Maximilian> YAY [11:55:13 PM] <inthequeensenglish> big mood [11:55:18 PM] <inthequeensenglish> ijeiojekw [11:55:20 PM] <Maximilian> exactly why I chose it [11:55:23 PM] <inthequeensenglish> that was fun [11:55:26 PM] <Maximilian> I was saving it the entire game [11:55:27 PM] <inthequeensenglish> HAHAHAHHA [11:55:30 PM] <Maximilian> just for that moment [11:55:32 PM] <inthequeensenglish> I HATE U MAX [11:55:34 PM] <malaak> LOL [11:55:42 PM] <Maximilian> I NEEDED IT TO WIN [11:55:50 PM] <inthequeensenglish> HJ3SUIJISS HE'S USING EMOTIONS TO WIN ME OVER [11:55:58 PM] <inthequeensenglish> JAHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS GENIUS [11:56:21 PM] <Maximilian> It was a now or never situation and it was basically my fuckin trap card [11:56:28 PM] <inthequeensenglish> GUYVGHVHJ' [11:56:38 PM] <inthequeensenglish> I HATE MYSELF FOR PICKING THAT [11:56:38 PM] <Maximilian> I knew what I had to do [11:56:50 PM] <inthequeensenglish> STOP IM GONNA DIE [11:56:58 PM] <inthequeensenglish> MALAAK HES CREEPY [11:57:11 PM] <malaak> why do i still have 9 points [11:57:15 PM] <malaak> y'all got 0 now [11:57:21 PM] <inthequeensenglish> damn [11:57:23 PM] <malaak> i win [11:57:26 PM] <Maximilian> it takes a while just to move along [11:57:31 PM] <inthequeensenglish> bc ur awesome babe [11:57:35 PM] <inthequeensenglish> but um malaak [11:57:43 PM] <inthequeensenglish> r u not seeing his creepy shit [11:57:48 PM] <malaak> no [11:57:49 PM] <inthequeensenglish> i cantstop laughing [11:57:59 PM] <Maximilian> I knew Geraldine was on her period [11:58:05 PM] <Maximilian> So I chose that card [11:58:13 PM] <Maximilian> Knowing she would be compelled to pick me [11:58:16 PM] <malaak> smart [11:58:24 PM] <inthequeensenglish> IJUIEWNJNS [11:58:27 PM] <inthequeensenglish> IM DEAD [11:58:32 PM] <inthequeensenglish> HELP I CANT BRATHE [11:58:46 PM] <inthequeensenglish> im done [11:58:48 PM] <inthequeensenglish> with y'all [11:58:53 PM] <Maximilian> I had that card from the beginning of the fuckin game [11:58:59 PM] <malaak> AHAHHA [11:59:10 PM] <Maximilian> I knew I was gonna need it [11:59:29 PM] <Maximilian> We all had 9 points. Geraldine was the czar. [11:59:38 PM] <Maximilian> It was my only hope of winning against you. [11:59:45 PM] <malaak> AHAHHAHA IM DYING [11:59:51 PM] <inthequeensenglish> BUE [11:59:54 PM] <inthequeensenglish> BOI [12:00:00 AM] <malaak> i did pretty good for my first time playing [12:00:02 AM] <inthequeensenglish> IM GONNA DIE MAX [12:00:11 AM] <malaak> if u ignore the heart attack i had when i first logged on [12:00:27 AM] <Maximilian> you did very good actually like [12:00:31 AM] <inthequeensenglish> "gonna just,,, keep this here,,," [12:00:38 AM] <malaak> LOOL [12:00:45 AM] <inthequeensenglish> yeah isnt my wife amazing at ut? [12:00:56 AM] <Maximilian> your wife had me at the end of my rope [12:01:00 AM] <Maximilian> I almost lost to her [12:01:07 AM] <Maximilian> Key word ALMOST [12:01:17 AM] <Maximilian> I played my cards wisely [12:01:22 AM] <inthequeensenglish> u little shit [12:01:34 AM] <inthequeensenglish> i cant believe she lost to periods [12:01:48 AM] <malaak> a worthy opponent [12:01:53 AM] <Maximilian> Sorry Malaak but menstruation was more important to Geraldine [12:02:03 AM] <malaak> thanks geraldine [12:02:11 AM] <Maximilian> yeah geraldine [12:02:42 AM] <inthequeensenglish> STOP [12:02:49 AM] <Maximilian> :P [12:03:12 AM] <inthequeensenglish> what can i say i just love that bleeding 👌👌👌👌👌 [12:03:23 AM] <inthequeensenglish> 10/10 would reccommend [12:03:26 AM] <Maximilian> love that pain [12:03:28 AM] <malaak> if i bleed all over u would that make u happy [12:03:44 AM] <Maximilian> um where the blood coming from??? [12:03:49 AM] <malaak> my shoulder [12:03:54 AM] <Maximilian> GERALDINE [12:03:56 AM] <malaak> u know [12:03:59 AM] <inthequeensenglish> ENOUGH Y'ALL [12:04:02 AM] <malaak> the one that got punched [12:04:14 AM] <Maximilian> It's attack Geraldine hour [12:04:39 AM] <Maximilian> You punched your wife and think menstruation is more important than her [12:04:45 AM] <malaak> damn [12:04:54 AM] <Maximilian> you punched her multiple times [12:05:00 AM] <inthequeensenglish> IM GONNA DIE [12:05:02 AM] <malaak> she also flirts w other girls all the time [12:05:06 AM] <Maximilian> UGH [12:05:11 AM] <inthequeensenglish> VYIVUHJBJ [12:05:13 AM] <inthequeensenglish> WHEN??? [12:05:18 AM] <malaak> in english [12:05:21 AM] <malaak> u winked at her [12:05:24 AM] <malaak> right in front of me [12:05:31 AM] <Maximilian> *gasp* GERALDINE [12:05:37 AM] <malaak> also u seduced miss jones [12:05:43 AM] <Maximilian> holy shit [12:05:44 AM] <malaak> miss jones is our english teacher [12:05:48 AM] <Maximilian> HOLY SHIT [12:05:55 AM] <malaak> she always tells geraldine "I'm never gonna forget ur name" [12:06:03 AM] <malaak> hmmm i wonder why [12:06:10 AM] <Maximilian> *GASPS IN GERMAN* [12:06:18 AM] <inthequeensenglish> SHE DOES ITS SO WEIRD [12:06:29 AM] <inthequeensenglish> i love how y'all r so chummy [12:06:40 AM] <inthequeensenglish> when like yesterday u were like [12:06:43 AM] <Maximilian> Well to be fair I only know two people with the name Geraldine and you're one of them [12:06:52 AM] <inthequeensenglish> vaguely reblogging shi [12:06:55 AM] <inthequeensenglish> nubdwubhews [12:07:07 AM] <Maximilian> the second one I know is literally dead [12:07:09 AM] <inthequeensenglish> geraldines a weird name tho [12:07:13 AM] <inthequeensenglish> UGYUGUGJHB [12:07:16 AM] <malaak> jar all dine [12:07:17 AM] <inthequeensenglish> W H A T [12:07:29 AM] <malaak> aha ur next [12:07:40 AM] <Maximilian> WATCH UR BACK [12:07:51 AM] <inthequeensenglish> ENOUGHHH [12:08:03 AM] <Maximilian> I'm not even joking though they're literally dead [12:08:11 AM] <Maximilian> My mother's friend from high school [12:08:30 AM] <inthequeensenglish> stooop thats depressing [12:08:53 AM] <Maximilian> not as depressing as my mother telling me she punched her PE teacher in the face and I didn't get to [12:09:06 AM] <Maximilian> Why didn't I get to do that [12:09:10 AM] <malaak> AHAHAHHA [12:09:15 AM] <malaak> MY ICON [12:09:21 AM] <malaak> WHY SHE PUNCH THE TEACHER [12:09:23 AM] <Maximilian> My mother was a literal rebel when she was my age [12:09:24 AM] <inthequeensenglish> cufyfthgvghv' [12:09:40 AM] <Maximilian> The teacher insulted my mother's haircut because she shaved half her head [12:09:49 AM] <Maximilian> Also apparently called my mother "too skinny" [12:10:02 AM] <malaak> the teacher deserved it [12:10:04 AM] <Maximilian> So my mum was like "well I don't like YOUR FACE" [12:10:22 AM] <Maximilian> No wait that was her literature teacher [12:10:30 AM] <Maximilian> The PE teacher did something worse [12:10:36 AM] <malaak> how many teachers did she punch omg [12:10:49 AM] <inthequeensenglish> jbhbmb [12:10:57 AM] <Maximilian> She didn't punch her literature teacher she put sugar in their gas tank [12:11:12 AM] <malaak> geraldine id let ur science teacher punch me in the face [12:11:16 AM] <malaak> oMG [12:11:21 AM] <inthequeensenglish> ENOYGH [12:11:24 AM] <malaak> AHAHA [12:11:33 AM] <Maximilian> The PE teacher didn't like my mother's leopard pants so she forced my mother to take them off and she literally hung the pants high up on a flagpole for the whole school to see [12:11:47 AM] <malaak> WHAT THE HELL [12:11:49 AM] <malaak> SERIOUSLY [12:11:57 AM] <malaak> WHAT KINDA MESSED UP PERSON [12:12:05 AM] <inthequeensenglish> my guys.... as much as i love stories abt flying pants on flagpoles [12:12:05 AM] <Maximilian> PE teacher totally deserved it [12:12:10 AM] <inthequeensenglish> its like 3 am [12:12:21 AM] <Maximilian> okay then leave while I romance your wife [12:12:25 AM] <Maximilian> I got way more stories [12:12:25 AM] <malaak> AHAHA [12:12:28 AM] <inthequeensenglish> im gonna blast [12:12:36 AM] <inthequeensenglish> ok y'all have fun [12:12:39 AM] <inthequeensenglish> malaak text me [12:12:40 AM] <malaak> no but i gotta sleep too [12:12:45 AM] <malaak> romance me tomorrow lmaoo [12:12:59 AM] <Maximilian> Aw man but I didn't tell you about the time my mother shaved off another girls hair entirely [12:13:07 AM] <Maximilian> oh well tomorrow [12:13:29 AM] <Maximilian> See y'all then, nighty night, don't let the dinosaurs bite [12:13:45 AM] <malaak> bye it was nice talking to u ! [12:13:51 AM] <Maximilian> you too! [12:13:54 AM] malaak has left the game. [12:14:12 AM] inthequeensenglish has left the game.

[hgfstreamchats]

Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room. Jalaperilo: C'mon knock knock, no need to wait, I'm here now caffienatedconfetti: currently, it is a very obnoxious green caffienatedconfetti: my eyes are burning Jalaperilo: Thats what I'm going for. I'm not even a fan of green, but I always feel my names colur is green Jalaperilo: But i feel we compliment as we are so contrasting lol caffienatedconfetti: lel Jalaperilo: aw caffienatedconfetti: i had to reload, i always lag here for some reason Jalaperilo: same. brbr Error logging out. caffienatedconfetti: hello naughty children it's time for scawwy stowwies caffienatedconfetti: JESUS I TAB AWAY FOR 5 SECONDS thenightetc: Is that someone doing a Goofy voice caffienatedconfetti: WHAT IS THAT VOICE Thebes: Hello! Thebes: I look forward to the halloweens! caffienatedconfetti: my life is suffering Highglossfinish: I've done my job. Jalaperilo: thanks knocktagon thenightetc: Oh, it's a podcast, not a movie? Highglossfinish: It's a movie, I'm just playing this first. thenightetc: Ohhh Jalaperilo: If you like stuff like this, Richard Coyle's narration of The Shadow Over Innsmouth is good Highglossfinish: Oooh, sounds horrifying! Jalaperilo: Lovecraft is good, if full of 'unspeakable horror' caffienatedconfetti: fish people caffienatedconfetti: i haven't read it yet thenightetc: It's probably run by the Devil or something. caffienatedconfetti: but i read mountains of madness and it was SPOOPY AS HECK Jalaperilo: Dagon and Herbert West: Reanimator are very good stories of his Jalaperilo: The latter was made into one of my favourite horror films of all time thenightetc: I rather like The Nameless City Thebes: yeah, the movie Reanimator is a fun time! Jalaperilo: Thebes - Jeff Combs is AMAZING in it Jalaperilo: also, the nameless city is also good Thebes: Plus it's just so over the top without losing the spoopy thenightetc: ...How deep is this straw, exactly Jalaperilo: i cannot understand what that announcer said thenightetc: Something about a tunnel? thenightetc: gosh, what's with this lag Highglossfinish: Is anyone else having a problem with it? thenightetc: (Lag in the chat, not the video/audio) Highglossfinish: Oh, the chat room lag. Jalaperilo: i am. i blame it on being on the other side of the world to (probably) most of you thenightetc: ...Seems legit! caffienatedconfetti: owwww caffienatedconfetti: oh heck caffienatedconfetti: oh gosh caffienatedconfetti: how subtle thenightetc: Ssoooo they make the parents forget the kids?  And then eat the kids? thenightetc: I mean, they were in the process of leaving.  Without their kid. Jalaperilo: well, memory is unreliable Highglossfinish: Something's certainly eating them. Jalaperilo: *claps* caffienatedconfetti: om nom nom caffienatedconfetti: child meat caffienatedconfetti: 10/10 would cannabalize again Jalaperilo: hahha! Jalaperilo: that made me laugh so much caffienatedconfetti: hehehheheheeeee caffienatedconfetti: the sound sounds weird caffienatedconfetti: that girls face caffienatedconfetti: "i'm so high lol" Jalaperilo: does anyone else get angry at the sound of people chewing? Thebes: yeeeah thenightetc: And/or hide it in his pockets thenightetc: ...Why not eat it on the way home, then Jalaperilo: cause he's a little *** Jalaperilo: are they having sex on the sweets? thenightetc: This is stupid. caffienatedconfetti: ew caffienatedconfetti: eeeeeeewwwww thenightetc: They're adults.  They can buy candy for themselves. caffienatedconfetti: maybe they're just cheap as heck Highglossfinish: Well, clearly I've been lied to about this being a good movie. Jalaperilo: did a 15 year old write this? thenightetc: It must be the *point* that it's the kid's caffienatedconfetti: OH THERE IT IS Jalaperilo: did they mean good or so bad its good Jalaperilo: nooooo Highglossfinish: Dear sweet Unicron! thenightetc: Unrealistic, he would have eaten tons on the way home thenightetc: That would have occured to literally any child who went trick or treating and was forbidden from eating the candy afterwards caffienatedconfetti: ok the ending was cool at least Highglossfinish: "Carpenter bar." How subtle. thenightetc: And hey, bad movies are almost as fun!  We get to mock them Highglossfinish: This is very true! Thebes: indeed! Highglossfinish: And I spy a couple of young humans that are about to end up dead. caffienatedconfetti: a small  boy is gonna crawl thru ur window and eat candy outta ur stomach caffienatedconfetti: OOOOOOOH SHI WHADDUP Highglossfinish: Is candy that tempting? thenightetc: Uh oh. Highglossfinish: Because I like rust sticks. I don't know that I'd go rooting around someone's tank for them. caffienatedconfetti: O FUQ caffienatedconfetti: EWEWEWEWEW Jalaperilo: its more the bodies addiction to the sugar in it, mixed with the flavour receptors in the tonge enjoying the sugar vs. how much you hate yourself thenightetc: uhhhHHHHHH caffienatedconfetti: EWEWEWEWEEWEWEW\ caffienatedconfetti: OOHOHOHOHO caffienatedconfetti: HOLY MOTHER caffienatedconfetti: NONONOONONOON Jalaperilo: also, how questonable your morals are and whether you want to turn into a wendigo thenightetc: I don't like that thenightetc: uh caffienatedconfetti: that is caffienatedconfetti: a thing thenightetc: Kid, why did you imply YOU killed them caffienatedconfetti: because kids in horror are stupid as heck Highglossfinish: I might be convinced to go wendigo for a mercury roll from that place in northern Vos. thenightetc: ...ewww thenightetc: dump his *** caffienatedconfetti: they're gonna egg a haunted nhouse Jalaperilo: woah! r word! caffienatedconfetti: I KNEW IT Thebes: jeez caffienatedconfetti: CALLED IT thenightetc: HAHAHA caffienatedconfetti: OH THEY SCREWED HIM OVER caffienatedconfetti: he fuqqed Highglossfinish: The End. thenightetc: Oh boy, it's the Actual Devil caffienatedconfetti: HE PRANKED THE DEVIL Highglossfinish: I like the Actual Devil's style. caffienatedconfetti: creepy old guy thenightetc: How do you live next to the devil for years and not know it caffienatedconfetti: because he's actual satan Jalaperilo: if you read the bible, the devil was actually an ok guy Highglossfinish: And that escalated quickly! caffienatedconfetti: he's satan Jalaperilo: this is actually quite funny caffienatedconfetti: well yeah but caffienatedconfetti: so he's jaunting around with satan thenightetc: Ah, armed robbery, a classic jolly halloween prank Thebes: As y'do Jalaperilo: are they trying to remake The Mask? caffienatedconfetti: our hero, satan caffienatedconfetti: OH HECK Jalaperilo: hahaha! caffienatedconfetti: he's doomed caffienatedconfetti: OH MY GOD Jalaperilo: what the *** caffienatedconfetti: pervert satan thenightetc: This is extremely disproportionate Thebes: THIS TOOK A TURN Highglossfinish: This took many turns. thenightetc: Wait Highglossfinish: This is "cautionary tales for newbuilds" with an all interbuild writing staff. thenightetc: Was that demon's name "Mordenkainen"? thenightetc: (From the previous one) Jalaperilo: mordecai? thenightetc: Oh. Jalaperilo: i think thats an actual demons name? caffienatedconfetti: oh *** thenightetc: Haha, wow thenightetc: Yeah, I think you're right caffienatedconfetti: call the police caffienatedconfetti: CALL THE POLICE Jalaperilo: nice continuous tracking shot Jalaperilo: hitchcock would be proud caffienatedconfetti: jessus Jalaperilo: but....why? Jalaperilo: wheres the caution? caffienatedconfetti: EW thenightetc: It's like that bird movie caffienatedconfetti: holy caesar's ghost batman caffienatedconfetti: this escalated EXTREMELY quickly Jalaperilo: the interbuilds got lazy in their writing thenightetc: Uhhhh caffienatedconfetti: remember kids: have proper hygene when on a murder spree Jalaperilo: i am so lost thenightetc: W...what Jalaperilo: i dunno if i'm just tired and its 2:15am or if this is *** batcrap writing caffienatedconfetti: it's batcrap Jalaperilo: oh god, here comes the racism thenightetc: I understand nothing that just happened caffienatedconfetti: wait he isn't black thank jesus Jalaperilo: i heard 'wrong side of the tracks' and 'hoodrat' and assumed america at its best lol caffienatedconfetti: speaking of, everyone is white Highglossfinish: This is an utter trainwreck. caffienatedconfetti: knockout, you should try grabbing some japanese horror flicks next year caffienatedconfetti: their urban horror legens kick butt Jalaperilo: i'm not good with anything actually scary caffienatedconfetti: like the lady who's 8 feet tall and whose prescene is preceded by someone mimicking the sound of drums in an inhumanly deep voice caffienatedconfetti: also, she's a demon caffienatedconfetti: which is always fun Highglossfinish: I do have a promising zombie movie lined up... caffienatedconfetti: then the lady cut in half by a train who chops you i half and takes your legs Jalaperilo: or the demon with an eye in its butthole thenightetc: parkour~ caffienatedconfetti: and the lady with a scarred face who asks you if she's pretty, and she scars you like her if you say yes and kills you if you say no caffienatedconfetti: is he wearing a bunny costume thenightetc: What IS this caffienatedconfetti: so many child cults Jalaperilo: cause children are the c word caffienatedconfetti: yes thats how spelling works caffienatedconfetti: it's dat boi thenightetc: Ewwww. Jalaperilo: haha Jalaperilo: a boo from super mario thenightetc: Ha! Jalaperilo: thats the kinda talk that gets your car wrapped around a tree thenightetc: Little too on the nose there caffienatedconfetti: of course Highglossfinish: This is coming dangerously close to making me hate Halloween. Jalaperilo: welcome to the club! caffienatedconfetti: NO Highglossfinish: It's already the season where cars get egged; it doesn't need any more help. caffienatedconfetti: it's not that bad cheezy but nice thenightetc: I hate mirror scenes thenightetc: you just KNOW Highglossfinish: This one at least seems to have a sense of restraint. Sort of. caffienatedconfetti: DOG caffienatedconfetti: IT'S A PUPPER caffienatedconfetti: if they kill the dsog i will flip Jalaperilo: i think i'm meh about it cause we never really celebrated halloween as a country until the past few years, where it has become very americanised thenightetc: jeez Jalaperilo: steal a child thenightetc: Uhhhhhh thenightetc: What caffienatedconfetti: oh dear Jalaperilo: is this an analogy for domestic abuse? caffienatedconfetti: ew thenightetc: Maybe? thenightetc: Uhhh thenightetc: ...oh god thenightetc: the dog :( thenightetc: "please forget everything you just saw" Jalaperilo: knock out, thats you Highglossfinish: Don't even joke like that. caffienatedconfetti: um caffienatedconfetti: ew caffienatedconfetti: no please Highglossfinish: I'm liking how '"ew" is our word of the night. thenightetc: why does she keep adjusting her cleavage for an audience of children :| caffienatedconfetti: NO THANK YOU caffienatedconfetti: I AM VERY UNCOMFORTABLE caffienatedconfetti: ewwwwww thenightetc: Thank god they DON'T have a child, honestly caffienatedconfetti: ohoiohoho i dont like this Highglossfinish: I've actually muted it myself. Jalaperilo: no, ko, if we have to duffer, you have to caffienatedconfetti: nonohohoohohop caffienatedconfetti: YOU HAVE TO SUFFER WITH US Highglossfinish: Sorry? What's that? Can't hear you over the sound of the muted video! caffienatedconfetti: I SUFFERED YTHROUGH BIRDEMIC Jalaperilo: (it's still you) thenightetc: oh man thenightetc: poor guy caffienatedconfetti: OH GOd still a half hour Highglossfinish: This is profoundly unpleasant. Jalaperilo: is this all happening in the same town? caffienatedconfetti: i cant do it man, it was charming before but now it's just weird caffienatedconfetti: i'm tired thenightetc: We COULD watch something else caffienatedconfetti: hint hint Highglossfinish: If anyone has any alternative suggestions, please. By all means. caffienatedconfetti: lol jk im going to bed caffienatedconfetti: suffer thenightetc: Zombieland? caffienatedconfetti: SEE YA LATER SUCKERS Jalaperilo: From Beyond?> Jalaperilo: brain dead thenightetc: Idk, first thing that came to mind. Jalaperilo: buy confettinated coffe Highglossfinish: Goodnight, confetti human! Jalaperilo: *bye thenightetc: Goodnight! thenightetc: Oh, these are fun!  For a given value of "fun" Thebes: indeed Highglossfinish: Anything's an improvement over what we just watched. thenightetc: They're going on a bit, aren't they thenightetc: ...Yeah, that sounds like something someone would say thenightetc: I can't believe this woman is thirsty for Jesus Jalaperilo: if you like horror, a good series of 'The History of horror with Mark Gatiss'is very good. all about the early history of horror, inc. hammer horror and british horror. and mark gatiss is very cleaver Highglossfinish: I like! Jalaperilo: 'the behind me candles' haha Jalaperilo: i like diet dr pepper Thebes: thiss... wow Highglossfinish: I like the demon's Old Gregg voice. Jalaperilo: haha Jalaperilo: I'm old gregg! Jalaperilo: you ever drunk baileys out of a shoe? thenightetc: man, Chick definitely had the knack of writing Real Human Conversations thenightetc: "No, we're not afraid, you're just really *** annoying" Jalaperilo: remember that there are humans out there that believe tat the world is 4000 years old Highglossfinish: Hah! Highglossfinish: Ahhhh...humans are adorable. thenightetc: *long-suffering sigh* Jalaperilo: at 4000 you were probably still trying to eat paste Highglossfinish: At 4000, I still believed a razor snake lived in the washracks. Jalaperilo: aw Highglossfinish: And that it would bite me if I lied to my caretakers. Jalaperilo: when i was very little i believed that the taller you were the older you were so my dad, who was the tallest person i knew was 99 years old (he was 28 and 6'2") Highglossfinish: ...Wait, so humans don't just keep growing indefinitely? Jalaperilo: i also used to believe that if i wasnt asleep at night a man flew over each house and got you if you were still awake Jalaperilo: no one told me that, i came up with it on my own thenightetc: ...I think it's possible to have a disorder along those lines, but I think it tends to cause early death Highglossfinish: Huh! The things you learn at stream night! Jalaperilo: i used t believe some right crap. my cousins innocently told me toys came alive at night (this was back in 1989, before toy story Jalaperilo: ) Jalaperilo: and so i was convinced my stuffed tiger was going to eat me Jalaperilo: no wonder there were nights where i couldnt sleep lol Highglossfinish: That's adorable. Jalaperilo: i guess believing scary crap as a youngling is universal Highglossfinish: Naturally. It builds character. Jalaperilo: The Craft is also a good movie Highglossfinish: Goo. thenightetc: Goooooo. Jalaperilo: orgy goo Jalaperilo: dont HAVE to pair up in an orgy. threesomes exist i guess? thenightetc: So now JESUS is her familiar spirit, apparnetly Highglossfinish: Ugh, owls. Jalaperilo: he turned watcher into wine and fed 5000 with 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread Jalaperilo: kif that aint magic.... Jalaperilo: i read the other day owls make no sound when flying so you'll never hear Yofuu coming hahaha Highglossfinish: I've yet to hear Yofuu coming in all the years I've known them. It's horrific. Jalaperilo: i love yofuu. they have beena source of entertainment for years, esp. their pestering of you thenightetc: Sadly accurate Highglossfinish: I've tried to expect them so that they can't strike when I'm not. Jalaperilo: but they always find their way to your head Highglossfinish: Sadly. Jalaperilo: ok. time for bed! mucho love to you all! x x x x thenightetc: Goodnight! Highglossfinish: Goodnight! Highglossfinish: I should pack things up as well. Highglossfinish: Good night, and apologies for subjecting you all to that drainage! thenightetc: Goodnight!  And, hey, it's fine, these are fun anyway. Thebes: goodnight!