#😭😭😭 <- NOT LAUGHINH
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chaostroberry1 · 5 months ago
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Hey just tell us if you're uncomfortable writing the same character again cuz this is akward-😭 (I'M LAUGHINH SO HARD HELPP)
Erm so pookie.. a smut (optional) Beelzebub x Dom!M!Reader where we're basically the Arché Odin trying to revives but ended up falling in love with our little fly which leads to Odin's anger nah cus imagine sacrificing your whole life and preparing a massive Ragnarok against humanity just for the primordial God to be obsessed with your own new found enemy.
Imagine Adamas' and Buddha's face tho 👀
THERE'S JUST SO MANY PEOPLE ASKED FOR HIM— I'M SO SORRY TO BE ONE OF THEM, please ignore this if you're uncomfortable rllyy😭
I went on reddit to read all the theories about arché and damn that was fire. I like this idea a lot 😍 💕 I accept!
Beelzebub × Dom!male!primordial god! reader.
I researched abt the term 'arché' and abt Odin and why he trying to revive broski. So I'll use up all my knowledge on it since I read ROR with an empty head. 😭
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The room was full of heavy pounding, cries and moans echoing throughout the huge space. It's been nearly three hours since you guys got into it.
"haaaa...lord (m/n)...." Whimpers came from the mouth of the god, his voice barely audible from the loudness of pounding. You've been switching him into different positions, one of which was a cowgirl position, the one you both are doing currently. His butthole was sucking your cock so greedily, and you he knew that he'd be left with a huge gape after all this was over.
His cries grew louder when you sped up, to a faster pace, having him squint his eyes in pleasure. Tears rolling down his cheeks when you continued to pound his virgin hole.
It's been so long, you don't know how long, but you knew that a lot of time has passed ever since you were dead long ago. But you had been resurrected by Odin, brought back to life, with the purpose of.....what was his purpose? What did he even want from you? Well, you didn't really care. He can't lay a finger on you now.
Odin had expected you to listen to him when he finished ragnarok. But, you suddenly woke up, way too soon. This led to you walking out, and ready to kill. You defied orders, you were not something to be fucked with. That's for sure.
Anyone who entered within your aura's range would feel your sense of authority. Making them know to keep quiet when passing your way, not really like they live long enough to pass by you anyway. But you found out about a certain fighter named Beelzebub, who's match caught your eye. He was powerful, yes, but you were oddly attracted to him.
You? A primordial god. A primordial GOD. Falling for a lower being? Disgusting, that's what others would say. But who were they to tell you what to do? They weren't on your rank. They can't even open their mouth in your presence.
You approached Beelzebub when he was treating his wounds, eyeing him like prey.
"lord of the flies.... Beelzebub, yes?" He looked at you with suspicion, replying harshly. "Who are you?"
He thought you were just someone who wanted to mess with him. Possibly calling him names, or giving sly remarks to get him riled up. But no, you were different.
"that is no way to talk to someone. don't you think? You should be lowering your head in my presence."
He scoffed in annoyance, who was this jerk? Why were you talking to him like that, even after knowing who he was? His thoughts were immediately interrupted when you spoke again.
"it seems you aren't aware of who I am. Lord (m/n). The one and only arché."
Your statement caught him off guard, his heart sinking. There's no way. There couldn't be a way that you were revived so soon—there was still so much time left.
A primordial god was standing right before his very eyes. Staring at him with longing.
"what...? You were already.. resurrected?"
"that's right, pretty insect. Like I said, the one and only."
You must've have been bluffing. There's no way. Did Buddha know about this too? Or was he the first one you approached. His face remained calm when you talk about how much you took an interest in him, an dhow you loved his fight with Nikola Tesla. His head was a mess right now for you to be talking to him like this.
That was until you scratched the bottom of his chin, like he was some stray cat. And he couldn't do anything, because he knew that something bad would happen if he were to defy a being with such divine status. More diving than any god at that.
"say...are you free later? No. I'll just get to the point. I wanna take you as my spouse...you are so beautiful."
He stayed quiet when you held his hand and dragged him around the place, like a child with it's new doll. You were used to acting neutral towards matters, but when it came to wanting something...you couldn't help but overdo yourself. You have destroyed everything on your path when what you wanted wasn't given to you. That's why you were so used to all the good treatment from those afraid to rebel against you. Even the gods were afraid, and knew that you were a threat to them if they ever angered you. Which is why you lived in peace. Before you rested for a long time, soon awakened by Odin.
You brought Beelzebub to some place you deemed fitted for your activities. It was okay if it was outdoors, it's not really like anyone would dare interrupt your session together. Even if they tried, they wouldn't wake up to see another day.
Adamas was walking around, his usual expression on his face before he saw you dragging Beelzebub around. He wanted to call after the lord of the flies, before a sudden dread shook him to his core. The aura that came from you was deadly, and stepping inside it made him feel like at any moment, his head would be cut off. He stayed silent when he saw your eyes narrow, piercing into his own as if it was a good enough warning for him not to interfere.
You loved to bother Beelzebub, it was so fun, there was no point denying it. And he just sits there and takes it so good. You didn't take it to 2/3rd base just yet though. You knew better than that. But you were going to get to it at some point with him.
Imagine how flabbergasted adamas would look when he saw you pounding Beelzebub like it was your last day on earth to tickle your pickle. Outdoors too bro?? Are you okay?? Then we have Buddha, who would just randomly walk in like
"man...these old geezers just won't leave me alone... I want some more of that candy-"
Before he walks in on Beelzebub face contorted in pleasure from how good you were at it. Just bc you were a 'few' years older didn't mean you were slow in these things. You stopped aging when you were around 18-19. So you were specifically still in your youth. Forever in your youth. Which was a bad thing for some.
I bet Buddha just walks out with a "jeez sorry man. y'all shouldn't even be doing this in public-" slowly disappearing after shutting the door. Beelzebub's primal cries echoing out the doors. I think it's best if Buddha just puts a little "do not enter" sign...yeah, that's a good idea.
Bro Odin would be so pissed when he found out you were fucking around with his newfound enemy. He set up the Ragnarok and everything else, just for this moment. Only to find you sticking your pickle into a container...(That being Beelzebub) But hey what could he do? He just has to wait patiently till you were ready to listen to him. Even though you probably weren't.
Continuing to you shifting into another position with your newfound sweetheart, you put him on all fours, before coming in and out of his destroyed bussy. You liked this. You wanted to make up for all that lost time that you missed out on. And you knew exactly how.
"baby I'll cum now okay? Just fill you up nice and good.."
You growled before thrusting inside faster, his moans growing hoarse from how much he'd been at it. It was an addicting feeling that he could get used to. And he started to love it. "(M/n)...lord (m/n) ooh, fuck that's good! Fuck that's sooo good~!"
He cried when you pumped his cock, while still destroying him from the back, taking it out and spilling all that cum on his back. Flipping him again and continuing to fuck him. Your cock tip was so swollen and overused but you liked it that way. You'll fuck and fuck allll day. Make him take it good, just for you.
You took your cock out, before inserting two fingers inside. Receiving a gasp of pleasure when you started fingerfucking him mercilessly. Using his hole like a personal cum dumpster to play and mess with. Before he could cum, you slid your cock back in, licking your fingers before cumming hard into his hole. Filling him to the brim with just seed. Breeding sessions were always so good.
Such a tease you were. Randomly groping his ass or rubbing your bulge on his leg, knowing he wanted it too. But spare some love towards adamas who was in the middle of talking to Beelzebub before witnessing you do such a thing.
The poor guy didn't ask for this, he never wanted to see two gods sexually teasing each other in front of his naked eyes....
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zalayni · 1 year ago
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GIRLL THE HER WAY TEXT THREAD THING GIT ME CRACKED UPP CANT STOP LAUGHINH BRO😭😭
TYYYY and I'm working on another part right now 🫡🫡
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vazaez · 2 years ago
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Floopaloo choco vainilla duo (that's what i'm calling them for now) dump because they're the cutest lil shits ever
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They look sooo mischiveous ooooo scary
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Not him giggling anf kicking his feet/j
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THEY FELL ASLEEP LIKE A CAT PILE idk why i find this pic weirdy adorable 😭
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Partners in crime, shirt pocket sized edition
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LOOK AT THEM LAUGHINH OUGH THEY'RE SO CUTE/P 😭😭💥😭💥😭💥😭💥😭💥
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vais-tv-dinner · 1 year ago
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IM CRYING LAUGHINH I CANT BREATHE
THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭😭
i cannot express how loud i just erupted in my living room 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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prettyp1nkcarebear · 4 months ago
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THERES TEARS IN M EYES I HSV BEEN LAUGHINH AT TIS FOR THE PAST 10 FUCKIGN MINUT3S OMG😭😭😭
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suenitos · 5 months ago
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i went on the stream just to listen to this alternative judas and i started crying laughinh
like heyyyy 😭 and now the music stopped which is really fun
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ch4liz4rd-jpeg · 8 months ago
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when i found out some pro palis/antizionists thought "goy" was a slur i LOST my shit laughinh
rhey sound like cis ppl thst think cis is a slur or boomers who thought boomer is a slur 😭😭😭
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fieldofdaisiies · 2 years ago
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I am laughinh tears, oh god😭😂 this is brilliant @the-lonelybarricade
Batboy Inspired Valentines Day Cards
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All art by Dominque Wesson!
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lani-43 · 3 years ago
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Drawing something rn and i startrd laughinh because it reminded me of this 😭😭
actually THIS is the only good tiktok
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