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[honestlyanowl]

Arcane women with a flirty and seductive reader?

Hey doll <3

As soon as I read this I knew I had to write about it!

Content: head cannons with a small amount of nsfw - lingerie description, flirting, slight power play if you squint

I feel like considering Caitlyn’s busy job, on a constant trial and error to find Jinx; she wouldn’t have a whole lot of time to spend with you.

She’s the kind of person to be walking through the streets of Piltover on a patrol, and see a lingerie set through one of the shop’s windows; and buy it instantly for you, as an apology.

By now you’d probably have a whole wardrobe of laced underwear and ruffled bras, the materials would always be comfortable and top quality, and sometimes, if she felt really bad; it’d even be custom made to fit your body perfectly.

However, the times she did have off to relax, you’d make sure to use it to your advantage.

Though Caitlyn wasn’t entirely the type to indulge in your seductive antics and teasing hip sways, some nights she’d give in and let her eyes wander.

She was definitely a more observant person, usually not putting her hands on you unless you verbally asked for it, most of the time she’d just let her gaze rack shamelessly over you.

She adored your body, and that was not an understatement, it didn’t matter what you did, if you used the products she’d spoilt you with or even didn’t do anything to pamper your appearance at all, she still sat in awe every time, in her eyes, you were perfect.

And luckily for you, she wasn’t the type to deny you for long. It only took a few tempting looks and discreet leg spreading for her to give in, soon having you splayed on the large king queen sized bed.

Now she could really look at you.

Sevika would definitely be possessive over you.

Which for you, meant there were a lot of rules. Revealing clothes? Only for her eyes, but there were occasions she’d purposely send you out with certain attire, she liked showing you off.

If there was an occasion you’d try seduce her, she’d most likely tease you with dump play, and brush the attempts off for a good while before even considering actually touching you.

The only downside was if you even tried to force it on her, like you’d done once or twice; straddle her lap, twirl her hair, or put your hands on her? you’re not getting anything.

She’d make it clear who was in control; sit you beside her, on the floor.

Talk down to you and even extinguishing the end of her cigar onto the skin of your shoulders. Before kissing the little blisters better, of course.

I feel like Jinx would be good at clothing design, you see a lot of fabrics reused in her wardrobe. So who’s to say she wouldn’t make you things time to time?

Vibrant multi patterned lingerie, patches sewed into and over the mesh in places that needed to be bigger, or she’d staple edges together to make it a bit smaller.

And if you wore it?

Her hands would be all over you, she didn’t need to be seduced to already have you pulled up against her, feeling over your hips, your back, your chest; especially your chest.

She had zero self control when it came to you, she was infatuated.

You never realised how easily Vi could give into your antics, you’d always expected her to be the one bossing you around, that she would be the one with the self control.

You were quickly proven wrong, if you even had an inch of skin lower than your cleavage visible, or the beginning of your upper thighs peeking out… she was a mess.

It was almost pitiful how easily she’d fall for advances.

You sit yourself in her lap? Her hands would tremble on your sides, stuffing her face into your shoulder.

And if you teased her? Rolling your hips, and yet not allowing her to touch anymore skin then what was exposed?

She would whine, calloused fingertips dragging across your shoulders.

But luckily for her you didn’t have the heart to prologue it, and within a few minutes deep purple hickeys scattered every inch of skin she could reach.

- Owl 🌹

[userlaylivia]

@emilyskinners, @bosesmikas, @vampirehizzies

klayey throughout tvd and to | requested 

[yonallaart]

It's time for my bagginshield obsession 💥💥💥

It's one of my favourite headcanons --They should have been together!! You can't tell me otherwise! Fact!😤

Bilbo and Thorin have always lived rent-free in my head 😌💗 and I have no idea how I could survive till now w/o drawing them even ONCE 😱😭

Let's fix that, shall we?😉✨

[purpledream-5h-af]

Why does the wicked witch of the west have… SWEATER PAWS??😭💀💗ugghhhhh

[winisayswhat]

💗You and your future spouse's 1st valentine's day date PAC💗

Disclaimer: This is general reading . It may or may not resonate . If reading doesn't resonate let it fly and choose another pile or simply there were no messages for you through this reading 😊 Take the reading lightly as nothing's set in stone until you believe so🕊️

This reading a collab between me and this cutie @tarotbyjam24 💗

don't forget to check her account !

Pile 1 by @tarotbyjam24

Your first valentine's day date might possibly be a 50-50 date like you couples splitting your bills or it could be like you both are always so busy so it took effort from both sides to have a valentine's day date together finally. It's gonna be a very planned and calculated date . You guys might also not show your truest self to your spouse on this date because either of you or both can have your guards up even though you're married. I also feel on this date you could also fight with eachother 😭 probably because of hiding something. I see 'hide' word is so prominent here . I wonder how you guys are so mysterious to each other . Mostly I see you guys could be trying local street foods , trying drinks here n there. Although I feel you both will be dressed perfectly for a date to bring the date date vibe . Having drinks on this could help both of you to loosen up a bit and open up to each other . This date will be a start for something new probably you could think of starting family or something else . This pile seems like both of you love eachother but also don't show it and hide it very well that you both seem to each other like enemies ✨ that's all pile 1 I hope you liked reading this pile happy valentine's day and bless you all 🎀💗

Pile 2 by @tarotbyjam24

Your first valentine's day date is gonna be amazing I swear . They'll make you feel like a prince\princess . Almost worshipping you and giving all the power . I also feel your spouse will be older than you . So ofc they gonna spoil you it's natural to them and you gonna enjoy it . They'll surely take you on various activities for this date like taking some fun classes in day , eating local foods , taking you on shopping, then dinner night at a perfect place probably by river or seaside . This date will grow more love between each other . I get the vibe of ' material girl ' from this pile and I support you for this lol . You go guys . You deserve it all . Now from another perspective if we see this than your spouse could be bit more domineering in this date like those ceo and their girlfriends where ceo likes to eat at three Michelin star hotel and you enjoy your ramen and drinks but you're forced to go on the three Michelin star hotel date lol. I feel you'll act like a disciplined kid when in real you're so spoiled 🍃 and you just don't listen to anyone but you'll have to listen and follow them .that's all pile 2 I hope you liked reading this pile happy valentine's day and bless you all 🎀💗

Pile 3

Okay, babes, this date is going to be mind-blowing . Like, expect some serious sparks flying, and that's just not from the table. The man or woman you're going on a date with has a provider energy. It's like a very fancy place, with a fancy setup. This person is jacked for sure. They're serious and will bring lots of stability and maturity into your life. They're the real deal, honey .The Two of Cups is all about harmony and balance. So, expect some beautiful, heartfelt connections. You'll feel fulfilled. This place feels like a rooftop restaurant with dim lights, and you're drop-dead gorgeous . You're dressed up, drop-dead gorgeous that day. Oh la la, that person is going gaga all over you! They're very chivalrous. They're going to spend all their money on you without thinking twice. You'll feel luxurious, wealthy with them This person is a provider, wild, and dressed to impress . Both of you are excited to meet each other and already know you're the "it" deal. It's like you both were meant to be together, like two puzzle pieces . You both love, value, and cherish each other. It's like you both have manifested each other. The God has led you both to each other .This person is very straightforward, and whatever they say is going to be very real. They'll be honest with you, and you'll love that about them . They're the type of person who'll have many surprises in store. If they take you out for dinner, they'll make sure there's music, a big bouquet of roses, jewelry as gifts, your favorite champagne, food, and good photos to be clicked . Oh la la, this person is also a great photographer! Your Instagram feed is sorted ! Every time this person walks into a room, people look at them and go, "Oh my God, who is that?" They drip with money and luxury 💸. This person is going to be so nurturing and caring. Expect some serious TLC from this person, honey! It's going to be wild, but guess what? This is just the beginning. The journey is much more exciting and spicy! Don't forget to check out my valentine's tarot sale

Pile 4

The ambiance is romantic, probably at a favorite restaurant or spot. The air is filled with a sweet scent, and you both feel harmonious and in tune with each other. You're thinking about how lucky you are to be in this relationship!Conversation on the date is all bout goals, future plans, and excitement for what's to come. You both are magnetic, high-achieving individuals who are planning out your adrenaline-fueled life together! Eye contact is intense, and you both feel a deep sense of connection and understanding.This is a couple who will be the life of the party, so in love and into each other that they won't even notice what's going on around them! You're best friends, despite being different, and you complement each other perfectly.Don't forget to check out my valentine's tarot sale

[yuunimin]

😭💗😭💗

redraw of this sketch of mine:

which was inspired by casgirl’s post:

[tarotbyjam24]

You and your future spouse's 1st valentine's day date

Likes , reblogs and feedbacks are very much appreciated 💗

Disclaimer: This is general reading . It may or may not resonate . If reading doesn't resonate let it fly and choose another pile or simply there were no messages for you through this reading 😊 Take the reading lightly as nothing's set in stone until you believe so🕊️

Masterlist\pick a cards

Thankyou for stopping by let's dive in ☄️,shall we ?

Choose the pile you feel most drawn to 🧸

This reading a collab between @tarotbyjam24 and my girl @winisayswhat 🖤 don't forget to check her account loves

Pile 1

Pile 1 : your first valentine's day date might possibly be a 50-50 date like you couples splitting your bills or it could be like you both are always so busy so it took effort from both sides to have a valentine's day date together finally. It's gonna be a very planned and calculated date . You guys might also not show your truest self to your spouse on this date because either of you or both can have your guards up even though you're married. I also feel on this date you could also fight with eachother 😭 probably because of hiding something. I see 'hide' word is so prominent here . I wonder how you guys are so mysterious to each other . Mostly I see you guys could be trying local street foods , trying drinks here n there. Although I feel you both will be dressed perfectly for a date to bring the date date vibe . Having drinks on this could help both of you to loosen up a bit and open up to each other . This date will be a start for something new probably you could think of starting family or something else . This pile seems like both of you love eachother but also don't show it and hide it very well that you both seem to each other like enemies ✨ that's all pile 1 I hope you liked reading this pile happy valentine's day and bless you all 🎀💗

Pile 2

Pile 2 : your first valentine's day date is gonna be amazing I swear . They'll make you feel like a prince\princess . Almost worshipping you and giving all the power . I also feel your spouse will be older than you . So ofc they gonna spoil you it's natural to them and you gonna enjoy it . They'll surely take you on various activities for this date like taking some fun classes in day , eating local foods , taking you on shopping, then dinner night at a perfect place probably by river or seaside . This date will grow more love between each other . I get the vibe of ' material girl ' from this pile and I support you for this lol . You go guys . You deserve it all . Now from another perspective if we see this than your spouse could be bit more domineering in this date like those ceo and their girlfriends where ceo likes to eat at three Michelin star hotel and you enjoy your ramen and drinks but you're forced to go on the three Michelin star hotel date lol. I feel you'll act like a disciplined kid when in real you're so spoiled 🍃 and you just don't listen to anyone but you'll have to listen and follow them .that's all pile 2 I hope you liked reading this pile happy valentine's day and bless you all 🎀💗

Pile 3

Read by @winisayswhat

Okay, babes, this date is going to be mind-blowing . Like, expect some serious sparks flying, and that's just not from the table. The man or woman you're going on a date with has a provider energy. It's like a very fancy place, with a fancy setup. This person is jacked for sure. They're serious and will bring lots of stability and maturity into your life. They're the real deal, honey .The Two of Cups is all about harmony and balance. So, expect some beautiful, heartfelt connections. You'll feel fulfilled. This place feels like a rooftop restaurant with dim lights, and you're drop-dead gorgeous . You're dressed up, drop-dead gorgeous that day. Oh la la, that person is going gaga all over you! They're very chivalrous. They're going to spend all their money on you without thinking twice. You'll feel luxurious, wealthy with them This person is a provider, wild, and dressed to impress . Both of you are excited to meet each other and already know you're the "it" deal. It's like you both were meant to be together, like two puzzle pieces . You both love, value, and cherish each other. It's like you both have manifested each other. The God has led you both to each other .This person is very straightforward, and whatever they say is going to be very real. They'll be honest with you, and you'll love that about them . They're the type of person who'll have many surprises in store. If they take you out for dinner, they'll make sure there's music, a big bouquet of roses, jewelry as gifts, your favorite champagne, food, and good photos to be clicked . Oh la la, this person is also a great photographer! Your Instagram feed is sorted ! Every time this person walks into a room, people look at them and go, "Oh my God, who is that?" They drip with money and luxury 💸. This person is going to be so nurturing and caring. Expect some serious TLC from this person, honey! It's going to be wild, but guess what? This is just the beginning. The journey is much more exciting and spicy!

Pile 4

Read by @winisayswhat

This Valentine's Day date is going to be EVERYTHING and more! The energy is mutual, excited, and respectful. You both love and adore each other, and you're ready to spend quality time together.

The ambiance is romantic, probably at a favorite restaurant or spot. The air is filled with a sweet scent, and you both feel harmonious and in tune with each other. You're thinking about how lucky you are to be in this relationship!Conversation on the date is all bout goals, future plans, and excitement for what's to come. You both are magnetic, high-achieving individuals who are planning out your adrenaline-fueled life together! Eye contact is intense, and you both feel a deep sense of connection and understanding.This is a couple who will be the life of the party, so in love and into each other that they won't even notice what's going on around them! You're best friends, despite being different, and you complement each other perfectly.

Oh, and there's red velvet cake involved somehow! And maybe some red fruits or wine? Whatever it is, it's going to be a night to remember!

You'll spend the evening planning your life together, discussing kids, cars, homes, and all the adventures you'll have. And guess what? The universe is going to make it all happen!

Get ready for lots of kisses, gentle touches, and admiration from your partner. Their love language is touch, and they'll show you love and affection in the sweetest ways.

This person is going to adore you, honey! They'll be captivated by your smile, lips, eyes, and entire aura. And they'll appreciate you for the rest of your life! You will be like one of those couples from the Hollywood 90's-2000's Romcom movie aesthetic for sureeee!!!

I hope you liked the reading . Thank you so much for letting me read for you . Wishing you best ahead . 🎀 Bless you and have a nice day 🫶🏻

Loads of love , jam\gem 🩷

Exchanges : open , collabs for pacs : open

[00valentina-writes00]

Abby Anderson x shy reader 🩷

where Abby and the reader are making out(or having sex) but the reader gets nervous 😭💗

♡♥︎Don’t Hold Back♥︎♡

Warnings: being shy so you hold back noise. Abby doesn’t like that. Fingering

Abby’s lips press firmly against yours, warm and insistent, her body a solid weight above you. Her hands cradle your face, fingers rough from years of survival but careful—so careful—as she deepens the kiss. You feel her everywhere: the heat radiating from her skin, the way her chest presses against yours, the steady rhythm of her breath. Her scent—faintly musky, tinged with sweat and something sweet—fills your lungs, making your head swim.

She nudges you onto your back, slotting herself between your legs with ease, and your fingers curl into the fabric of her shirt, desperate for something to anchor you. Her knee presses between your thighs, and even through the layers of your clothes, the friction sends a slow, needy ache blooming deep in your core.

“God, you’re so fuckin’ cute,” Abby murmurs, dragging her lips along your jawline. She’s grinning against your skin, and it’s infuriating how easy this is for her—how she knows what she’s doing to you. “All shy and squirmy. You like when I’m on top of you, don’t you?”

You whimper, turning your head, but she catches your chin and forces your gaze back to her. Her blue eyes are dark with something dangerous, something that makes your stomach twist in anticipation.

“Don’t hide from me,” she says, her voice thick, laced with something possessive. “Wanna see every little reaction, baby.”

Her hand drifts lower, fingers slipping beneath the hem of your shirt, skimming over your stomach. You shiver at the touch, your breath catching as her fingers ghost over your waistband. She’s taking her time, teasing, waiting for you to break before she’s even touched you properly.

Abby watches you, her lips twitching. “You’re shaking.”

You are. Every muscle in your body is wound tight, every nerve hypersensitive under her touch.

Then—finally—her fingers slip beneath your waistband, dragging your panties down just enough to cup you properly. A strangled noise threatens to escape your throat but you bite it down, your hips jerking up instinctively at the warmth of her palm pressing against your clit.

“Fuck,” Abby breathes. She ruts her fingers in you once, a slow pump that has heat coiling in your stomach. “You’re so wet.”

Your whole body burns at her words, at the way she’s talking like she owns you. Her fingers move slow, teasing, gathering the slick between your folds before pressing light circles against your clit. You bite down hard on your lip, swallowing the desperate moan that threatens to come out.

Abby pauses. “Oh, hell no.”

You blink up at her, dazed, your thighs trembling as she stills her movements entirely.

She cocks her head, amusement flickering behind her eyes. “You think I’m gonna let you be quiet?”

You swallow hard. “I—”

Her fingers press deeper, rubbing slow, torturous circles over your clit. Your back arches, mouth falling open—but no sound comes out.

Abby smirks. “Oh, you’re trying to hold back.”

She moves lower, pressing a hot, open-mouthed kiss to your throat, her fingers never stopping. “What, you embarrassed?” She licks over the pulse point, her breath hot against your skin. “Think you’re gonna sound weird, sweetheart?”

Your body jerks at how accurately she calls you out, but your tongue feels too heavy to form words.

Abby’s lips curve into a smirk against your neck. “Nah. I like your sounds.”

As if to prove her point, she slips two fingers inside you in one slow, smooth thrust.

A strangled gasp tears from your throat. Your walls clench around her, trying to accommodate the sudden stretch. She groans low in her throat, clearly enjoying how tight you are around her fingers.

“That’s it,” she praises, her voice husky. “Fuck, you’re so good for me.”

She sets a rhythm, slow but deliberate, curling her fingers just right to hit that spot that makes you see stars. Your hands scramble for something—anything—to hold onto, eventually finding purchase in her strong shoulders

You’re trying so hard to stay quiet, but it’s impossible when she knows exactly what she’s doing to you. Each movement of her fingers, each grind of her palm against your clit, is calculated, practiced. She’s teasing you, dragging you to the edge and pulling you back, keeping you in this frustrating limbo between pleasure and desperation.

Your breath hitches when she slows down, her fingers working you open at an agonizing pace. You whimper, your nails digging into her shoulder.

“Aww, what’s wrong?” she teases, nipping at your earlobe. “You wanna cum, baby?”

You nod frantically, your body shaking under her.

Abby chuckles, low and deep. “Then you better let me hear you.”

She thrusts harder, fucking into you with deep, slow strokes, and it’s too much. Your body jerks as a moan rips from your throat, high and breathy, and Abby fucking growls.

“There it is,” she breathes, her fingers picking up speed. “Knew you’d sound so fuckin’ pretty.”

She keeps going, relentless, coaxing more sounds from you, praising you for every little whimper and moan. You can feel it building—your stomach tightening, your thighs trembling, your breath coming out in desperate little gasps.

Abby knows. She feels how close you are, the way you’re clenching down on her fingers, how your body is begging for release.

“Cum for me,” she commands, her voice rough, wrecked. “Let me hear it, baby.”

And you do.

Your body tenses, back arching as pleasure crashes over you in hot, pulsing waves. A moan tears from your throat, loud, needy, and Abby fucking groans as she works you through it, fucking you through every pulse and twitch until you’re trembling beneath her.

She doesn’t stop until you’re gasping, whining from the overstimulation. Then—finally—her fingers slow, easing out of you gently.

She brings her hand up, eyes dark as she spreads her fingers, watching your slick stretch between them. “Holy shit,” she murmurs, licking her lips. “You’re perfect.”

You’re still trembling, your body boneless beneath her, and she chuckles softly before leaning down, pressing a kiss to your forehead.

“See?” she murmurs. “Told you I’d make you loud.”

[paddockletters]

redeemed | lando norris part 1

masterlist | based on | next part

summary: lando and you had always been inseparable—until his high-profile breakup changed everything. when lando and his girlfriend called it quits in a messy, public split, the internet turned against you, blaming you for ruining the relationship author's note: because so many of you asked for it, here’s a full fic inspired by this one "redeemed". I hope you like it!

years ago 2019

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user1: cutieee

user2: YOU were amazing!!!

user3: the way you just casually serve every single month… unreal 😭

bestfriend: love you soooo much 💗💗

user4: literally no one did it like you in June

lando: Let’s do it again 😎

user5: you and lando look so happy! we love to see it 🧡

user6: how do I apply to be in this friend group??

maxfewtrell: still waiting for you to invite me… disappointed but not surprised 👍

user7: do you wake up every morning and just CHOOSE to make us jealous??

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lando: Another rrace week, another adventure with my bestie 😎

user1: we LOVE the friendship between you two

user2: is there anything more iconic than Lando and Y/N together? I think not

user3: just the best duo!

maxfewtrell: you two are inseparable

↪ yourusername: jealouse???

↪maxfewtrell: no, im not, just cringe

user4: these two are too cute! I can feel the love and laughter through the screen 😭

yourusername: another day, another memory, love you muppet ❤️❤️

↪user5: i want what they have 🤧

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[catiuskaa]

BABYYY ilysm pookie

@dilemmars @lyramundana @wormieieie @that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick @palindrome969 @amarecerasus @starlostastronaut @seospicybin @angstraykids @dalamjisung @facioleeknow @galarta @hwangism143 @jeongin-lvr @vampzworld @blankdyean @binsito @maximumkillshot

i left so many people bc i cant tag +50 and y’all got some weird ass usernames 😭💗 ilysm pookies

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

[ilovegt]

omggomgg im in love with your account😭😭 your art style is so cute and comforting and the mini comics you make are so sweet aaa explodes

OH MY GOD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.I do not know what words to choose, it is so pleasant, thank you very much!!!

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[rosie-tyler]

[blackberryhexee]

ES MI BEBITO FIU FIU😭🫶💘💘💐💘💐💘💘💘💗💗💘💋💕💐💕💘💐MI TILIN, MI COPIA FURRA DE POPEE😭🫶💗💐💗💐✨💐💐💗💗✨💐🙏

Time for more uh random doodles

[timothyslucy]

"but we will be home, asleep, by 11." you can tell that tim raised genny from the day she was born, from changing her diapers to helping her pay for a prom dress. he's the best big brother ever. 🥹🫶

[angelesca]

🌹🌹"weeeeeelcome to 'the worst dating show in hsr'! i'm your host, angelesca(no one cares🙄), and today, we'll find out who will be your lucky valentine's date this year, based on a crappy personality test~" ft. the victims candidates: mydei, dan heng, stelle n' caelus, and phainon!

rules:

for each question, decide which applies to you most - remember to keep tally of the letters you choose (will determine your valentine's date~)!

other notes:

total of 9 very unoriginal questions

five endings (who you end up with!💗) + a song to match from my trash playlist!

this is a post meant for fun! my headcanons will not line up with everyone else's, but hopefully i didn't do them too bad😭

mentions of hugging and kissing, but nothing beyond that😎

the game show is about to begin! lights, camera, action!

thanks for deciding to take part in the game! let's start with the first question:

Q1] pick a season!

a] winter

b] summer

c] spring

d] autumn

Q2] what's your fav food/most likely to eat?

a] noodle soup, phở, ramen

b] spicy, hot wings, mala hot pot, or foods with acquired tastes

c] cake, biscuits and tea/cookies and milk, parfaits

d] whatever is convenient, or you don't have much preference

Q3] plan your ideal valentine's date!

a] dining out, relaxing spa day/museum trip, shopping spree

b] amusement park, arcade, photo booths and cute accessories

c] going for a drive, stargazing, cosy picnic with fairylights

d] staying in, watching a film under blankets, playing boardgames

Q4] choose a valentine's gift!

a] flowers and chocolates

b] stuffed animal

c] jewellery

d] handwritten poem/letter

Q5] what's your fav trope out of these?

a] forbidden love/star-crossed love

b] childhood friends to lovers/soulmates

c] rivals (or enemies) to lovers/opposites attract

d] fake dating/workplace romance

Q6] pick an ideal love language for your partner!

a] words of affirmation

b] gifting

c] physical touch or acts of service

d] quality time

Q7] what are the most important qualities you look for in a partner?

a] outgoing, flirty, romantic!

b] quirky, humorous, spontaneous!

c] headstrong, loyal, protective!

d] intelligent, calm, reliable!

Q8] there's a pink cupcake on the table. how do you eat it? (help im running out of ideas)

a] the conventional way, unwrapping it and using your hands to eat. nothing fancy

b] twist it in half and stack it so you can eat it like a burger

c] with a knife and fork, or chopsticks, anything to not make a mess

d] remove the frosting and eat just the cake, or eating them separately

Q9] lastly, pick a cheesy and cringey pick-up line! (that i totally didn't steal from the internet)

a] "remember me? oh, that's right, i've only met you in my dreams."

b] "my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in!"

c] "i'm not good at holding conversations. can i hold your hand instead?"

d] "forget hydrogen. you're my number one element."

⚔️ if you got mostly a's... 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐧 is your valentine's date! ♪♫ angel - alice phoebe lou ♪♫ extroverted, easygoing, well-liked by everyone! flirty, romantic, always planning dates like they are anniversaries. any praise will make him shy despite his confidence, lots of blushing. gentleman fr, loves hand-holding, guides you softly with his hand on your lower back, will not kiss you first - only when you want to initiate it! will get clingy if you two are separated for some time, sends teleslate messages every morning and likes using cute puppy stickers. compliments you at every corner, makes you feel like you're in the centre of his universe, looooots of affirmations of his love for you! but behind all the smiles and extravaganza, hides secrets and a pained past unveiled... keep an ear open to let him know you're there for him!

🎇 if you got mostly b's... 𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔩𝔲𝔰/trailblazer are(is) your valentine's date! ♪♫ it was love - yena ♪♫ there's never a dull moment! spontaneous, adventurous, hard to predict their next moves. loves to make you laugh, expressive, will make a fool out of themselves, always goes along with your ideas and jokes, will heal your inner child! loves clinging to your arm, crawls into your bed at night. looooves gifting you! almost always a box in front of your door, filled with trinkets and gadgets that reminded them of you (was it found in a trashcan? welllll it's the thought that counts, right?). all their medals gained from trailblazing are given to you just to impress you! hoards all your gifts, their room might as well be yours. clumsy, never dated before so this is a new journey for them. make sure to tell them if they accidentally upset you! they're willing to learn and understand.

🍷 if you got mostly c's... ʍʏɖɛɨ is your valentine's date! ♪♫ honey - porch light ♪♫ an undying loyalty, his exterior seems tough, some bickering and competition at the start, but he eventually melts, a passionate love behind closed doors revealed to you only. small and quiet gestures like making you walk the inside of the pavement, carrying heavy baggage, always helping you even if unprompted. will send anyone who wrongs you into orbit, never to return. unexpectedly touchy, makes up for his lack of words probably - loves giving back hugs, kisses all your moles, freckles, scars if you have any, hugs you when sleeping, some affectionate biting, worships your body. likewise, loves when you reciprocate. miiiiight get overprotective and possessive, but it's only because he's afraid to lose you someday. bro needs your reassurance. and head rubs too.

🐉 if you got mostly d's... 𝒹𝒶𝓃 𝒽𝑒𝓃𝑔 is your valentine's date! ♪♫ blue salvia - PRYVT ♪♫ pragmatic and reliable. once you get to know him, he becomes more comfortable! his tail will hug every part of your body, uses it to pull you closer, rests your head on his shoulder, and tell you some of his dry humour jokes. always giving you his undivided attention - puts down everything to listen to you, silence is not uncomfortable or awkward for you two, greatly respects your personal space. really loves watching you be passionate about hobbies, work etc.! will sit with you and help if you have a hard task at hand. will research all your interests in depth, notes down your favourite things in his notebook, eventually knowing it by heart. communication can be stiff sometimes, just remember to be honest and open with each other.

🌹if you got no dominant answer (e.g. there's a tie) ... well... that's depressing- uuuh, is that ar-argenti?? he says he's very sad to be left out on valentine's day, so you two can pair together? oh, nice! he's already reserved a restaurant for the both of you. huh? a wreath of 999 roses and a statue in honour of your excellence is on it's way to you?! (alternatively, you can pick whoever you like most out of your results!)

i'd love to know who you guys got!!!♥️♥️♥️(i got ma boi dan heng😎[dh gang assemble here!])

a/n: literally felt like a couple therapist writing this✍️ anw happy early valentine's!! I MADE IT ON TIME YAAAAAY!!!!! this one is going in with my halloween gang😋 if you enjoyed this, lemme know! maybe i'll make more in the future and other minigames? i have one more draft brewing in my lab, a very special one heeheehe. will prob post soon! thanks for playing! 💐

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