#😩 so many freaking tags

[rosyblooom]

all u need is a platform x | ln4 smau

PAIRING: lando norris x fem love island contestant!reader SUMMARY: y/n makes a one-off comment about lando norris being her type in a confessional, and the internet rolls with it all the way to lando norris' twitch stream. A/N: just bc i love me some love island 😌

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yourusername alright guys, public voting is open! go, go, go!! make sure to vote for the person you want off your screens, so don't vote for y/n!!! tell your friends, family, everyone! we don't wanna see our girl go home anytime soon!! thanks u guys 🥰🥰

#LoveIsland

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username she's one of my favourite islanders🫶 stunning girl

landonorris so if we vote for her she comes OUT you say?👀

yourusername don't you dare🤣 username LMAOO LANDO U BETTER NOT SABOTAGE💀💀

username ugh she's so annoying she needs to stfu🙄 hope she goes home on friday

username he's in the likes👀 ohhh the show's just getting started I see🍿

username I've voted babes! (not y/n of course)

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username I'm sry but I'm gonna have to vote for my girl y/n BUT HEAR ME OUT it's bc there's a better man by the name of lando out here for her I think 😃

username sooo valid (I'm doing the same lmao) landonorris 😊 yourusername uhm- you guys😭😭

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loveisland The public has voted, and that means goodbye to this firecracker! 🧨👋 By the looks of it, it seems Y/N might not need to do much searching for fish in the sea though... 👀

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username ok lando pack it up, jack fowler is in the likes😩

username ugh jack is so fine🫦 username LMAO NOT TOO MUCH ON MY BBY LANDO NOW😭

landonorris 🐠

username lmaooo ENOUGH username help he's so real😭

username finally the bitch is gone

username uhm... chile anyways so

username ppl need to stop putting her up there with maura, amber and the lot cause she's absolutely nowhere close bffr. I rlly don't see the hype🙄

username she's literally the first to break 1 million followers lmao the hype is very much alive even if u don't wanna see it😌 username yeah and how many of those are lando fans hm? exactly username oooh u sound bitter babe xx

username lando and y/n better freaking date soon tho cause if I find out this was all in vain I'm literally gonna flip😭

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thesun Popular ex-Love Island contestant, Y/N L/N, has arrived in the UK to a warm welcome at Heathrow Airport, where she was greeted by family, friends, and a horde of fans.

Speculation about a potential romance between her and the famous F1 driver, Lando Norris, has been rife on the internet for the past few weeks. Many believe this could be the reason for her sudden dumping from the island, as fans allegedly orchestrated her exit in hopes of pairing the two together.

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username lando can do so much better than some trashy reality tv star 😑

username i got a pic with her!! she was such a sweetheart❤️

username im so excitedddd omg

username let's see what happens now then...😁

username 👀👀

username omg why are ppl still talking about her smh

username i voted for her so it better pay off🙏 i'm looking at u lando

username me and you both 🤝

yourusername posted to her story!

[ caption 1: i'm backkk ] [ caption 2: cake bc there's 1.5 million of u guys here😭 AHHH TYSM 🫶🫶 ]

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yourusername

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yourusername back in essex and straight to catching up with my lovelies xxx

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username lando norris dating announcement when 😃

username lmaooo her bed in the villa ain't even cold yet😭😭 username real! he should've picked her up from the airport smh chivalry is so dead😞

username telling you all about lando i hope

username and the fact that it's all lando's fault that you were voted off 😋 username LOL DON'T PIN THIS ON HIM NOW

landonorris welcome back y/n!

username loool what happened to ur free shoulders 🤣🤣

username JACK FOWLER STAY TF BACK 🤺🤺🤺 we're team lando + y/n here!!!

username IKTR😌

yourusername posted to her story!

[ caption: don't need ur shoulders, just ur arms and car 😌 ]

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f1gossipofficial Lando Norris has been spotted once again in the company of ex-Love Island contestant Y/N L/N, marking the fourth time in the past month the pair has been seen together in London. This time, fans observed them enjoying dinner together, appearing particularly close as they laughed and had their arms around each other.

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username real ones know y/n from the first ep of love island😌🫶

username I've been summoned🫡

username love island is bottom of the barrel trash smh anyone who enters that show is a dumbass

username lol okay.... anyway they look cute together🥰

username ahh u guys remember when y/n was in the villa and we'd all wait for lando's tweets during love island🥹 those were the times

username i wanted them together but now it's like when you watch a film in the cinema and then reach its end like what now?🧍‍♀️ username fanpage babe. u make a fan page trust me x

username ew keep her away from lando🤢

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yourusername thank u love island 🤭

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username AHHH FINALLY IVE BEEN PRAYING FOR THIS🤩

username what do u wanna bet she only has 2 gcses🙄

username well that's a whole lot better than lando's 0 🤣

username @/yourusername i need ur game card RIGHT NOW cause i want mason mount 😩

yourusername all u need is a platform x username brb gonna apply for love island now🏃‍♀️💨

landonorris I think you missed a few spots baby

yourusername lol xxx username oh he's whipped lmaooo

username WHO VOTED Y/N OUT?? WE FUCKING DID ITTTT

username present🫡 username the way we had a vision and look at us now😌 we love to see it username cheers to us masterminds 🍻

whitbrownxs love you guys ❤️

yourusername ly bby xxx

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[agendabymooner]

12345sex ! oscar p. x ofc (singer!ofc)

“and i like the way you taste, some liquor and a chaser.”

summary: oscar’s cutely obsession over mercury ‘mercy’ nicoletta was apparent that lando clowned him for it. little did everyone know, mercy’s wild boyfriend was the polite australian from the mclaren team.

content warning: use of explicit language, based on a request by @happy-nico, feral!ofc x feral!oscar, lando clowning oscar, suggestive posts (16+), haters gonna hate, fluff

note: this isn’t much😩 but enjoy some freaky oscar

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if you’d like to get on one of my taglists, check this post out

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user1 mother 😭

user2 mommy- sorry- mommy? sorry-

oscarpiastri 🤩

user3 lmao what- IS THAT OSCAR PIASTRI 😭

user4 bestie who tf is he? 🤧🤧

user3 some guy who goes zoom zoom on a car

user5 oscar pastry on his mercy simp shit— again

user6 idk who he is but apparently mclaren needs to control this oscar guy

SHUFFLING PLAYLIST w/ LANDO AND OSCAR by mclaren

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user1 LETS ALL GO HOME HE WON

user2 mama y papa?

user3 why dis photo kinda— 🤤🥵

user4 girl if my bf’s back give me more space to scratch on i wouldn’t behave too 😩

mercuryisme so real for that 😭

landonorris oscarpiastri go home lad she's not choosing you

user5 NAW LANDO THAT IS MANIACAL 😭😭

user6 lando’s about to catch hands bro 😫

oscarpiastri aren’t you single? 🧐

user7 ACTUAL VIOLATION STAWP 💀

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logansargeant i didn’t think he wasn’t being delirious when he said you to were dating😄

mercuryisme 😇😇

arthur_leclerc freaky oscar??? since when???

oscarpiastri 🙂 don’t worry about it

arthur_leclerc cool 🙃

landonorris still baffled but okay 💀

landonorris that man is obsessed with you, you know that right?

landonorris that’s not my teammate— you’re dating a different oscar piastri mate

mercuryisme i can tell you i’m seeing the same oscar you’re seeing, norris 🙂 same neck, same back, same everything

landonorris ew, don’t need to get graphic

mercuryisme stop questioning the integrity of my oscar piastri then 😇

user1 oscar piastri, certified freak

user2 seven days a week 😭

user3 wap? pullout game weak?

user4 i’m more surprised that it was her on her knees instead of oscar on that previous post tho 😄🥲

user5 THIS ISNT WHO WE ARE OSCAR!!!

user6 vegas can change so many people...

oscarpiastri who said anything about this being a vegas effect?

user6 what ��

oscarpiastri 🫢 liked by mercuryisme

mercuryisme hehe 🤭

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[ofmermaidstories]

hello ms. mermaid 🥹✨your fics are all glorious but the way my heart ached when i read your most recent work !!

the way you capture the passage of time is so glorious - how some moments can last a lifetime when years can pass by in a moment and then the heart-wrenching hurtle towards the end 😭 how are you going to break my heart TWICE in one piece of writing

GOD i'm going to need a moment to lie down and recover (thank you thank you thank you 🥹✨💕 i'm sending your beautiful brain and incredible talent flowers)

hello mei. 🥺🌸 thank-you for coming by and saying so. 🥺🥺🥺 omg i hope you don’t mind, but i saw your tags and wanted to freak out over them—and you sending this was the perfect excuse LOL (i’m so sorry—i’m not really sure on the etiquette when wanting to reply to tags 😭😭 so i jumped LOL) but like!!!!! bakugou goes through/is going through so much in canon. he keeps getting dismantled and remade over and over 😭😭 and i like to think the same as you—like that as an adult he is more secure, that he lets himself trust in himself and other people and the world around him more. 😭😭😭 so it’s interesting to wonder what’d it’d take to crack that LMAO. he achieves so much as a kid, still… saves so many different people…. probably has a pretty decent track record of it as an adult…… i feel like failing to do that One Important Thing, and with someone he’s come to care for, would be a brutal blow. 🥺 and like… what do you do after that??? i’d never love again. 💀💀💀💀 he probably throws himself into work until he almost breaks on the job and has to get hauled off the field by like Deku and Kirishima. 💀💀💀💀💀💀 they probably have to instate a 24/7 kacchan watch on him 💀💀💀💀 and then he just refuses to give into the grief and tries to grit his teeth through it (which never ever works 😩).

[hiraethwrote]

Hello!!! How are you doing darling? I hope you're doing well!!! I am here to match your freak <3

I have seen you talk with Ave and the fact that your blog names are so similar made me giggle so I'm glad I followed. You seem like a very cool person <33 I fear I have only recently read your stuff <//3 but I'm glad we're moots now !! <333

OMG I SAW THAT PRIDE AND PREJUDICE WAS IN YOUR LIKES. PLEASE OMG TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU LOVE ABOUT THAT MOVIE. IT'S ONE OF MY COMFORT MOVIES, IT'S ONE OF THE LIKE FIVE I TURN ON WHEN I'M SAD. sorry, no more screaming lol. But, omg I literally love that movie. I've read the book probably five times at this point. The mrs. darcy scene lives rent free in my mind at all times. kfgjnbsjkfdgbdfg and the scene where he's walking towards her in the morning and then she kisses his hands and say "you're cold." hbrbghgbsggs sorry I love the 2005 movie lol.

I am now going to yap about your writing <33

I am a Nanami girlie. I am going to be eating well when I get the time to read that oneshot. I know that it's angst- I accept this. afterwards I shall be reading Gojo fluff after to cope with it. Your Nanami fluff hcs changed my life. They brought me so much joy. I kicked my feet and giggled in the comfort of my empty home. OMG I LOVE HIM. I will be thinking about the slow dancing hc forever now. I fear it will never leave my mind. When I do get around to reading the Nanami oneshot I shall give you all thoughts and opinions and probably break the tag limit lol. be prepared <33

thank you so much for joining us in this event and I can't wait to talk to you more <33 :) have a good day Hea!!!

-kai <3

hihihihi 🩷 so happy to have you here matching my freak MWAH!

i saw this ask come in just as i was about to put my phone down and go to bed lol. decided to let it lay until i woke up so i could give you the attention you deserved

you 🫵🏻 seem really cool. seen you on my dash a lot and i really like your vibe so i’m very excited to get to know you better

pride and prejudice has such a special place in my heart 😩 and i’ve talked about this before so not gonna ramble too much about it, but i wrote my bachelor’s thesis about it — about why we all love mr. darcy sm bc i fear he is the love of my life. if i wore to go on about everything i love about it we would be here for years!! have five different editions of the book sitting in my shelf just to look pretty 🥰 one of them is heavily annotated tho as i needed it for my paper.

the movie is also just perfect. Idk how many times i’ve seen it since reading the book, but it’s a go to on bad days. elisabeth and darcy’s banter and yearning just has me in a chokehold — enemies to lovers is just superior and they did it right!! and i’m a slut for that hand scene like every other normal human being

i am glad i can do nanami justice 🙏🏻 personally, i’m often drawn the overly funny white haired guy compensating for their trauma (gojo, astarion) or the moody grumpy dark haired guys (kageyama, megumi), but one cannot not help but fall in love with nanami either. there’s something about writing about an established man, so sure of himself and you that has me absolutely weak 😩 nanami casually being the greenest flag to ever exist

i’m really looking forward to interacting more with you darling 🩷 hope you have a nice sunday

[meraki-yao]

Get to know Me!

Thank you @lfg1986-2 for tagging me! I love doing these :D

Part 1:

Last song: Saint Bernard by Lincoln

Last film: The last full film I watched was Romeo and Juliet (2021) with Josh O'Connor and Jessie Buckley because my best friend's NYU account has access to a bunch of plays and she came over to watch it with me, but I watch a bunch of miscellaneous movie clips though

Currently reading: Book? You Will Get Through This Night by Dan Howell Fic: What if all I Need is you by aliwrites07 on Ao3, it's so freaking beautiful

Currently watching: I'm playing Dan and Phil videos as background sounds lmao

Currently consuming: Chamomile Tea, I'm wondering if I should take a note from Henry's book and start drinking tea regularly

Currently craving: a freaking break😭

Part 2:

1. Were you named after anyone?

Nah, my English name is a weird, fairly original one that my parents came up with (so many people pronounce my English name even though it's literally phonic, but I love that it doesn't have a pre-set meaning) and Chinese naming is a whole different thing, where there's not really a concept of naming your kid after someone, and even then it's not like English where you take the same name.

But I will say my Chinese name means "such a beautiful jade", which I really like, and am really happy with, so thanks Mom for that!

2. When was the last time you cried?

When I went to my bi-monthly counselling/ therapy on Friday

3. Do you have kids?

No, I'm 19 lol but I do want some in the future

I have a group of kids, essentially my sister's friends and schoolmates to whom I act as a big sister/mentor figure, I call those kids my children/my ducklings (I say kids but they're 16)

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

I used to do ballet until I pulled my legs and couldn't go on pointe anymore, so I quit in 2020 after fourteen years. And if anyone says dancing isn't a sport I will fight you

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Not really, just occasionally with my sister when we're clearly joking with each other

6. What’s the first thing people notice about you?

Either my naturally wavy/frizzy hair, or me being trilingual (I have a draft ranting about being a polyglot lmao)

7. What’s your eye color?

Dark, dark brown 🤎

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings, definitely. I also absolutely cannot handle any scary movies 😩

9. Any talents?

Eh, I don't really view myself like that? But I'll put public speaking and making arts and crafts out here

10. Where were you born?

Hong Kong! (nationality is a whole debate here and it's really complicated plus I'm technically an immigrant child even though it's still part of the country? But if someone asks me I always say I'm a Hong Konger)😁

11. What are your hobbies?

Too many to count! Singing, dancing, writing, performing, drawing, scrapbooking, reading... and pretty common hobbies but I just, they give me so much peace and happiness

12. Do you have any pets?

No but I have a little sister! (jkjk) I do want a cat though

13. How tall are you?

163 cm, so that's 5'3?

14. Favorite subject in school?

English and Chinese (for secondary school)

15. Dream job?

Desperately trying to figure that out! 😭😭😭😭

Thank you again for the tag love!

Tagging @rockingtheorange @alittlefrenchtree @nocoastposts @pippin-katz (no pressure!❣️)

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

Now why does that shitty fic anon “recommanded” have so many kudos?😩

Ngl the quality of Bangtan fanfiction has gone down like BTS’s music( there’s still some gems, but overall all I see are shity abo fics)

I am so done with abo fics, anon. So done. It's not a genre I go for, but in some rare ocassions I can read it if I find the plot compelling. Or I'm desperate. But to me, it felt like in the last few months/year, the number of abo fics grew exponentially or at least the impression is that it represents the majority of the stories published. Like I said, I'm not fully judging it because some stories are written really well, but it has a chokehold on the writers/readers. And let's be honest, it's a questionable genre. I'm not the first and the only one to say it, but I'll leave it at that.

This jikook secret santa 2023 really helped because it brought other stories and it was somehow more diverse. The tag was freaking arid until this new batch. Yes, it had abo as well, but I've also read other stories, some of them really good. Even before the reveals, my favorite was The Cabinet Maker and it turned out to be written by rkiveink.

[cirqosmos]

Kei huh? From &team? i always liked him and EJ (buuuuut ooooh Ej......love Ej) ....have you seen the muscles on K though? Man is unreal. he's like a machine.

Seriously, don't rush route 1. that is seriously a masterpiece in the making and it shouldn't be posted unless you had rendered your fullest thought process into it. I totally understand that the spark died down, and that's fine, those idiots wont get to enjoy it because they'll be long gone by then. the spark will lighten back up again and when it does, you'll slay. it is truly a fic story that deserves patience and time because its a remarkable read. for someone like me to say that and be patient for route 1's finale, truuuuuuuust me....girl you're going to find out soon that i'm probably the biggest route 1 fan of them all. you'll see after a bit. and taking a break from enha isn't a bad thing, it's good to switch it up <3 in the meantime my yuanwon-ie or my kei-yuan, whichever you're in the mood for ;) it's musing-tuesday goodness for you.

okay but seriously......what in the actual hell Mr. Yang, Jungwon!?

On a side note, even though we dont know what we look like, i can already tell you're beautiful bc creative minds come in very pretty packages. <3

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#@🤡anon #guessyouregonnamissout #R1isgoingtobesoooooogoooood #andyouaintgonna #getanyofit #karamaisreal #rememberthat #to🤡anon #itsokay #westillwilling #toloveyou #andgiveyou #goodshittoread #eventhough #youwakeup #everymorning #takingout #yourfrustrations #onothers #werehere #foryou #becauseweown #thisshit #andthankyou #forbeinginspiration #tomynextvillian

KEI IS INDEED A MONSTER- and yes EJ lol idk which one of them is my bias wrecker anymore 😭😭 they just rlly had their unique qualities and charms it's hard to choose but Kei won my heart for now >< BUT OMG i know I've said this many times alrd but truly I'm thankful for these long long paragraphs, i love each word!!! I feel so appreciated and loved by this, Nana !! I appreciate u sm, and reading this gives me alot of energy and motivation boost to keep going <3 THANK U VERY VERY MUCH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART 💓💓 yuanwon-ie and kei-yuan is so freaking cute lol im crying 😭😭

THIS WON PICS THO, IM SO PAMPERED WITH WON PICS <33 😩😩😩 NANA U R THE BEST THANK U, U PUT SM EFFORT AND TIME ON ME LIKE ILYYYY???

ALSO I LUV THE TAGS LMAOO IT MADE ME WHEEZED 😭✋✋✋ U MADE MY DAY TYYYSM 💓💓

[daisyvisions]

OK OK many thoughys:

I LOVE THE NEW MASTERLISTS!!!! so pretty omfg😩 AND THE PICS YOU CHOSE? #) $+# MHM MHM YOU ATE THAT

And omg heemingyu rec'd haunting Adeline and it's so good. I'm reading it now but oml it's so good but it has some DARK Themes. Like seriously HUGE tw. But if you can stomach it, it has a murder mystery type theme with stalking and it's just like the BEST.

Anyways just wanted to freak about h.a hehe and the layout had me on the FLOOR. 🐰

aww thank you so much! 🥺 my goal is to fill their master lists as much as I can!

I'm making it a big project to reach idk like 5 series per member, 20 blurbs and requests, and 3 major ot11 specials (a series, kinktober, and etc) so wish me luck on that HAHAHA

tbh most of my time was dedicated to looking for pics on vibes I liked for each member aksdnasjnd the organizing of my tags will come after LOL

and oh? well I think I can stomach that in but thank you so much for the warning! hehe

[rrxnjun]

I AM GLAD I CAN BE ENCOURAGING🥹🥹 tbh u deserve so much more nice words about ur writings other than what i said before but sadly my vocab is too limited for that🥲💕 and ohhh god i actually can't imagine what it's like to be working on that many writings but it must be rough, like even with the fact that u probably have many other things to do probably makes it even more frustrating and hard! i actually can't imagine what that must be like so IM ROOTING FOR U THAT U CAN FINISH ALL OF THEM AND U WILL PUSH THROUGH IT!! and i'm sure that none of your work will disappoint!!!🥳💕💕

i'm very happy that u don't mind the asks!!! and thank u for giving me a tag, oh my, i feel very fancy with it!!🥹💕 although i would like to share it with u that it's funny that i ended up getting this german word as a "name" since i spent my night freaking out about the good news and then ended up just watching tiktoks about jisung😵‍💫 INSTEAD of learning for my german test that's coming up! very ironic in some way!🫡 (liebestraum anon💕)

no im convinced you are actually the sweetest human being on this planet 😭😭😭 dont worry about it,, your words are more than enough for me and warm my heart so much 💕💕 AHAHA i wouldnt say working on many fics at once is rough bc as far as im concerned its a standard practice among writers and im only finding out abt this opportunity 3 years into actively writing again LMAO so im honestly chilling, but it makes me frustrated sometimes 😭✋ thank god exams are over so i can focus on my writing now so hopefully the fics come out faster

GERMAN TEST U SAY OH NOOO im rooting for u tho u can do it !!!! I used to study german for like 7 years and my german knowledge is still very very basic so i get the struggle 😩💔 i am thinking of you tho!!!

[shiori8]

Neeeew icon!

[etheriaaly]

Hello, do you still do requests? If so, could I get a cc!SBI x GN!Reader (platonic ofc) at TwitchCon? If requests aren't open feel free to ignore btw

Thank you, and remember to drink water and eat something!

SURPRISE, SURPRISE [CC! SBI x GN! Reader]

a/n: hiii!! sorry for the long wait and delay, I forgot to post this a month ago😭😅. school is just making me busy but requests are open <3  also im pretty sure theres a similar fanfic plot w this but imma hope mine has a bit of twist and difference to it 😭. Another thing, I have no idea how TwitchCon works or what it looks like from the inside so please bare with the lack of TwitchCon knowledge in this fanfic. Anyways,  i hope u enjoy this short one :))

P.S. Sorry if u live in the USA or near it, the location where the reader lives is for plot purposes :))

READER PRONOUNS: They/them (Gender neutral)

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TwitchCon is coming in a few days and [Y/N] is beyond excited. Not only it was their first-ever TwitchCon, but they also get to finally meet Tommy, Wilbur, Phil, and Techno.

However, those 4 don't know [Y/N] will be joining TwitchCon in San Diego since [Y/N] literally lives on the other side of the world and the SBI thinks their parents didn't allow them to travel just for TwitchCon.

But [Y/N]'s parents literally said yes once they told them about TwitchCon💀

Even though telling the SBI beforehand would be a great start to plan the things they would do and have fun but then again, where's the thrill and excitement into seeing their shocked faces once they see [Y/N].

They are currently anxious at the moment, tapping their feet on and on. What if one of them sees [Y/N] on the airport or on the way to the TwitchCon?? That will definitely ruin the surprise.

[Y/N] hopes that the Marvel disguise, which consist of the cap and a sunglasses, will work.

As soon as they finally landed at the San Diego Internationally Airport, they received a text message from the group chat.

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big man child: LETS FUCKING GOO WHERE AR YOU GUYS??

orphan obliterator: at the hotel rn

wilby: tommy, im literally beside you

cawcaw man: ^

big man child: WISH U WERE HERE [N/N]!!

[n/n]: LMAO SCREAMING IN CAPS

[n/n]: also dw abt it theres always next time ig 😩

orphan obliterator: want me to convince the government to let you fly here for free???

[n/n]: thanks for the thought, Techno but im prettyyyy sure ur way of convincing isn't in a peaceful way🤪

cawcaw man: PHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

big man child: really sucks uR NOT HERE

wilby: I'm pretty sure [Y/N] is a lucky gal or else they will have to endure your presence Tommy

big man child: WHAT THE FUCK WILBUR

cawcaw man: tTOMMY STOP HITTING WILBUR!!

orphan obliterator: GO GO ! GHOSTBUR IN REAL LIFE LETS GO

wilby: I'm calling my lawyer on you guys

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[Y/N] quietly laughed and placed their phone back in their bag. They better hurry back to the hotel and get ready to surprise the four of them.

A few hours later, they have finally gotten ready for TwitchCon in which will start in like an hour and the excitement is increasing.

[Y/N] have gotten over the plan once again: use the MCU disguise, pull a You Joe Goldberg, snap a picture of the SBI together from afar and watch the four of them freak out. [Y/N] chuckled evilly and looked for a ride to the TwitchCon.

On the way to the TwitchCon, they decided to open up Twitter to see if any other CCs or fans posted a tweet or a picture about TwitchCon already. So far, many people have tagged [Y/N] saying they’re sad that [Y/N] isn’t able to come. 

At last, they have set foot to the entryway of TwitchCon, they can feel their anticipation and eagerness increasing. Luckily, it’s a bit crowded so if the four are already there, they will have a hard time accidentally spotting [Y/N]. 

Right before entering the building, they sent a small message of, “Have fun guys ;)” to the group chat and turned off their phone. 

Although being in a crowd will have higher chance of getting not recognized, they still feel somewhat uneasy in such a big crowd. Just the amount of people being in the same room as them makes [Y/N] anxious. But they made sure they’d try to overcome the fear of crowds for now because this prank plan only happens once in a lifetime. 

‘Ohno, I didn’t get to ask where they are,’ [Y/N] thought as they observe the crowd. ‘But, that will make me suspicious.’ 

Now getting lost in the convention, they immediately tried to find a way to know where they are until a group of girls near [Y/N] age slowly passed by, seemingly talking about Tommy, Wilbur, Techno and Phil. 

“Ohhh, I can’t wait to see them in real life,” said one girl. 

“They’re just in their booths far away right?” 

“Yep! Do you guys want to solo picture with each of them or a group picture?” The other girl in a Dream merch asked. 

The conversation of the group of girls gradually died down as they are now away from where [Y/N] is just standing from. ‘Jackpot! I’ll just follow them and I hope they can lead me to where those boys are’ 

[Y/N] hurriedly tried to run after the group of girls because they almost lost track of where they are heading due to the dozens of people walking past and across.

Although they did lost track of the group of girls, they tiredly sighed. But, it was immediately turned into a lopsided grin once they heard a familiar loud-ass person they know.

"Didn't know this place is full of Americans!"

"Tommy, we're literally in America. What do you expect?"

[Y/N] tried to contain themselves from jumping into them out of nowhere because they can feel themselves being giddy and excited.

This is it. The moment they've been waiting and planning for.

[Y/N] took out their phone and immediately snapped a photo of Philza's back head. They are so lucky that the disguise worked and those 4 idiots are really convinced [Y/N] is not there with them.

As soon as they snapped the photo, they sent it to the group chat. Looking away from their phone, they can see Wilbur pulling out their phone and immediately typing on the phone. [Y/N] giggled.

—

[n/n]: (sent a photo)

wilby: WHAT?! HOW?

—

They looked again at where the SBI is standing. Wilbur hurriedly tapped on Philza's shoulder and showed him the photo.

Philza's jaw dropped and exclaimed, "[Y/N] is here!?" Tommy's and Techno's heads whipped towards Philza and went towards the two of them.

"[Y/N]??? Here? Since when??" Tehcno asked.

"They sent a photo of my head!"

"That's impossible," Tommy said, crossing their arms. "They can't be here. Their parents didn't allow them to come remember? Maybe they asked a fan to take a photo of Phil's back head."

[Y/N] tried to contain their laughter as they just watch the four go chaos. They unlocked their phone again and opened the group chat. 

—

orphan obliterator: explain

wilby: HOW ARE YOU HERE

cawcaw man: you could've at least took a better shot at me

big man child: YOURE JUST PRANKING US RIHJTT WHO DID U HIRE!

[n/n]: ;)

—

While Tommy, Techno, Phil and Wilbur are in shambles and busy texting in the groupchat. [Y/N] saw a perfect opportunity.

Still not removing any of their disguise, they hurriedly yet sneakily walked towards theme. Good thing the boys had their backs turned and they can't see [Y/N] sneaking behind them.

They kept hearing continuous text notifications as it kept buzzing in their hands.

"They just sent a winky face and never replied!"

"I swear to god, they're just probably scaring us—"

"TOMMY!" [Y/N] screamed loudly at the ear of Tommy as managed to tackle the entire group causing the five of them to fall to the ground. The five of them got startled and screamed. Tommy's scream was the loudest.

"AAAAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Other people looked at their direction due to how loud they all screamed. [Y/N] laughed and put their hand to their belly, trying to find support due to too much laughter. They just decided to continue laying on the floor because they're still busy laughing.

Wilbur immediately went to stand up and exclaimed, "[Y/N]?! You're really here?!"

"Holy shit." Phil laughed as he help Techno stand up from the ground. Tommy and [Y/N] are still the ones on the floor.

[Y/N] is too busy laughing while Tommy is in bewilderment and shock. "Careful, Tommy you're gonna catch a fly." Techno joked.

"His jaw dropped too hard." Tommy continued to stare at [Y/N] until he attacked and engulfed them in a big hug.

"Tommy you're crushing me."

"I don't care," Tommy replied, hugging [Y/N] even harder. "YOU FUCKER ARE REALLY HERE."

"Come up, child. It's now our turn to hug [Y/N]." Techno said as he tried to separate Tommy from them.

It took a while until Tommy got tired of hugging [Y/N] too hard so the two of them finally got the chance to stand up with the help of Phil, Wilbur and Techno. As soon as [Y/N] stood up, they were immediately greeted with Wilbur's and Philza's hug.

"You guys are really trying to crush and kill me, huh?"

“Move, it’s my turn.” Techno pushed Phil and Wilbur away and crushed poor [Y/N] as well. 

“I’m now very convinced all of you are plotting my death.” They said in between of the hugging. Techno let go and everyone’s adrenaline is still rushing. “YOOO!”

After finally getting accustomed to [Y/N] being with them, they all settled down and took a deep breath. "Man, I still can't believe you're really here, you sly motherfucker." Tommy stated.

"Yeah, me too."

Suddenly, Phil slightly nudged [Y/N]'s side and said, "Look you're number 1 trending already on Twitter."

[Y/N] let out a surprised gasp and immediately opened up Twitter. They scrolled down to see some tweets and oh boy, they really were trending that fast.

Pictures of [Y/N] sneaking behind the SBI, another one where [Y/N] tackles them to the ground, more pictures of them that just happened minutes ago.

How are people so fast????

—

It was a long day of meeting, greeting, signing and socializing with fans. The five of them might be tired but hey, it was an awesome day. Not only they get to go to TwitchCon and meet fans, but they also get to finally hang out in real life.

They are currently packing up their things from TwitchCon and heading out to eat dinner together. However, Tommy has other plans.

"Can you buy the cotton candy that I saw outside pleaseee??" Tommy pleaded to Techno.

"No."

He then went towards Phil but was already cutted off before Tommy even says anything. "We're going to eat dinner, save the sweets for later."

"But, PHILLLLLL." Tommy groaned.

[Y/N] laughed and sped walked beside Tommy. "Watch and learn bitch boy."

They then went towards Techno first and asked, "Can you buy that cotton candy for me?"

"Sure."

Tommy's jaw dropped. What the fuck ???

"That's so unfair!"

The rest of the night was spent goofing around, eating dinner together, strolling around and bullying Tommy (hj).

This was one of the best days they ever had. Wishing this all won't be over anytime soon.

Time may fly by so fast but you have to cherish and remember all the fun memories you had made.

Afterall, there are many more opportunities in which the five of you will meet up again. Who knows?

[dre6ming]

The delicate beginning rush

Instagram photo dump part V

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Pairing: Austin Butler x singer/actress fem reader

!!!everything fake!!!

Thanks to @oh-austin for starting my love for instagram stories

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y/n4real.2002

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y/n4real.2002 #tbt to re-recording Red, as you can see that day we were working on the 10 minute version of ATW. Love you Taylor, thank you for bringing me on this journey with you! 💜💜💜 #redtaylorsversion #atw10minute

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taylorswift: once upon a time, the planets and the fates and all the stars aligned.

↳y/n4real: taylorswift a chain reaction of counter moves

↳fan282: are these lyrics?!!??

↳tsfan271: you guys are for real toying with us and it's not fair

jackantonoff: ...

↳tay-fan: what is that supposed to mean Jack? What the hell ?!?!!

↳fansoftaylor: my brain can't handle this, y'all are savages.

↳fan.23: tell me 😩 they love playing with us.

ab__fan: anyone else notice he liked this post too? Homeboy hasn't missed a post since following her after the met gala

↳aus-b-fan: they are not sneaky at all ugh 😩

↳kaia-fan2: starting a war, this is so sad to see.

y/n4real.2002

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y/n4real.2002: here we are, I guess, husband 💟 #heavenisyou out Friday #presavenow

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joshuabassett: wife💟

↳y/n4real.2002: joshuabassett 🤣🤣

↳fan24: this is so sweet 🥺🥺

↳joshua-fan3: my heart 💜😭

tchalamet: had a minor freak out, that you got married without me 😭 I hate you y/n4real.2002

↳y/n4real.2002: tchalamet liar you know you love me

↳fan29: this is once again why I love them so much

fan1: um guys I got scared for a second there. they look so pretty together. Was this twilight inspired?🤔

↳y/n4real.2002: fan1 bet your ass it was

↳fans282: a true twihard queen

↳2fan4: omg this is so unhinged

roxanne.02_b1tch: what? How did I not know about this

↳tchalamet: roxanne.02_b1tch guess we don't mean that much to her after all

↳y/n4real.2002: tchalamet roxanne.02_b1tch oh shut up you drama queens. I love you💜💜💜

austi_fan: notice how Austin didn't like this one?👀

↳fan-ab-ep: omg I was just about to say that, our boy must be jealous

↳aus.b.fan: um 😐 this is kinda sus...

↳ab34fan: yeah especially since he’s liked all her posts since following her, even went as far as to like some of her old posts

↳fansof-elvis: 👀👀

joshuabassett

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joshuabassett: and then we went to prom and graduation and some other places. Music video and song out Friday. #heavenisyou #presavenow

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y/n4real.2002: my prom date 😊💟

↳joshuabassett: y/n4real.2002 💟 that green dress 🥵

↳fan4joshua: my man, be thirsting for her 😩

↳fan49: I agree here Joshua, that dress, too hot

fan2: green green dress?? You really loved tick tick boom that much??

↳y/n4real.2002: fan2 haha Andrew Grafield has my heart and that song is fire. Watch out in the mv for many more Easter eggs like this

↳fan1: girl Taylor really raised you well💜

tchalamet: proud of you getting a graduation and a prom <3

↳y/n4real.2002: tchalamet omg you have no idea how excited I was.

roxanne.02_b1tch: gurl you look so hot 🥵

↳y/n4real.2002: roxanne.02_b1tch haha thanks bae 💜

gossip.celebs

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gossip.celebs: Austin Butler and girlfriend, Kaia Gerber, out in LA this afternoon. #gossip #austinbutler #kaiagerber

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ab-fan: they look so cute ☺️

↳kaiafan4: I agree, but he still looks kinda cold towards her and she looks also sad😔

↳fans4kaia: yeah I get the same vibe

austin29fan: my boy be thinking about the girl he left in NY iykyk

↳ab.fan: 😭😭 nooo !!! this comment !!!

↳fan26: I mean our girl (y/n) is kinda unforgettable.

↳fan.love: and 19 !!! Can we stop??

austin.e.p.fan: that jaw clench, I'm floored

↳hoe4butler: I know !! my goodness

y/n4real.2002

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y/n4real.2002 forever grateful for this moment. Thank you to the theacademy , my team, the whole cast of reconstructing.amelia. And thank you tchalamet for being there for me and helping me through everything. #orcars #greatful #reconstructingamelia

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tchalamet: the most deserving

↳y/n4real.2002: tchalamet love you always 💜

taylorswift: truly speechless, I'm so proud of you

↳y/n4real.2002: taylorswift my heart 💜

billieelish: I mean who else were they going to give it to??

↳y/n4real.2002: billieeilish stop it, I'm blushing 😊

↳billie-fan: Queen Billie out here with the facts

austinbutler: truly well deserved, an amazing performance from an amazing person, rewarded in the best way. Congrats!!

↳y/n4real.2002: austinbutler thank you so so much. Ur turn next year💜

↳fan.23: I'm living for this, he's so sweet

↳bazluhermann: y/n4real.2002 congrats on this well deserved achievement

↳y/n4real.2002: bazluhermann this means more than any award, thank you 😭💜😭

↳elvismovie: talented ✨✨

austin2fan: guys when did this comment section become the place for the Elvis cast and crew to fangirl for her😩😩😩

↳kaia.g.fan: they be trying to wash Austin's hands

↳fan26: no, she just deserves all the love and respect and the Elvis people know it.

fan193: notice how she didn't thank her parents?

↳fan4she: damn yeah she didn't 🥶

enews

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enews: last night y/n4real.2002 took home the Oscar, for best lead actress in a role, making her the youngest woman to do so. Head over to our link in bio to see all the winners and more pictures from the after party. #oscars #winners #afterparty

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fan23: omg her and Timmy look so cute, he's the best big bro

↳tc-fan: I expected no less of him

fan1: that dress is stunning !! also love how goofy they are

↳fanslove: yesss that dress, 🥵 so hot

hater4: talk about what a shame the Oscars have become, she didn’t deserve it

↳fan292: talk your talk, she took the award home, you're just petty

fan34: she won with the after party dress, I didn't really vibe with the ceremony one

↳fan2: yeah, she definitely chose better for the after party

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[heeseongism]

tysm for the tag maggie !! 🥺💖

birthday: 24th october ♏

favourite colour: purples and blues 🔮

do you have pets?: nope :( but ive had two cats, two chicks, one hamster and a budgie :3

how tall are you?: i think around 5'4 ??

how many pairs of shoes do you own?: 10-15 lol i have 5 pairs of sneakers and the rest are flats and heels

favourite song: I CANT CHOOSE OMG at the moments i think my most replayed song is 'Losing you - FLO'

favourite movie: i dont have one, i've forgotten half of the movies ive watched ngl

who would be your ideal partner?: someone confident in themselves, genuinely loves me, easy to have fun with and clingy (not too much tho)<3

do you want children?: yessss but i wanna have my fun first

have you gotten in trouble with the law?: nope

what colour socks are you wearing?: not wearing any rn

favourite type of music: probably krnb

how many pillows do you sleep with?: FIVE LMAO 💀 one for my head, one to hug, one behind my head, and one on each side,,, ik its alot but i need it to sleep lol

what position do you sleep in?: on my side with my legs curled up to my chest but thats only to make myself comfortable, i always end up going to sleep with my legs sprawled out sjsnsjsk

what don’t you like when you’re sleeping: when theres sth else in the room that makes a rlly big shadow, my mind goes places and i end up with nightmares

what do you have for breakfast: i only eat breakfast on weekends so its usually eggs or toast in some way

have you ever tried archery?: nope

favourite fruit: its between lychee and strawberries !!

are you a good liar?: ik its nothing to be proud of but im AMAZING at lying like i can come up with an excuse on the spot

what’s your personality type?: idk and the tests take too long so im not taking it 😩

innie or outie?: im assuming it means belly buttons right? lmao or maybe im being weird but im an innie

left handed or right handed?: right

favourite food: its gotta be between noodles and chicken

favourite foreign food: ig pizza? 🍕

am i clean or messy?: im a clean freak

most used phrase: 'no bcs' i use it too much

how long does it take for you to get ready: around 15 mins mainly bc i dont have a morning skin care routine

do you talk to yourself?: ofc

do you sing to yourself?: ofccc

are you a good singer?: i dont think im that bad, i used to be in my schs choir

biggest fear?: losing ppl close to you

are you a gossip?: i gossip a little bit too much 🧍‍♀️

do you like long or short hair?: long hair all the way just bc i dont think i'd be able to suit short hair

favourite school subject: history and art

extrovert or introvert: im a little bit of both tbh

what makes you nervous: being around ppl who ik dont like me

who was your first real crush?: I rlly liked this one girl in high sch but i never got w her just bc i didnt actually want a relationship w her?? im not into girls like that but very rarely there comes a girl and im like ARGHASKAJSAKS

how many piercings?: i have lobe piercings and a navel piercing

how many tattoos?: only one

how fast can you run?: i think i can run pretty fast, i used to be the fastest in my sch and i remember i had a rivalry w this boy just bc he was jealous he was 2nd place LMAO

what colour is your hair?: dark brown but i might dye it hazel !!

what colour are your eyes?: very light hazel/grey?? idk how to describe it

what makes you angry: fake people

do you like your name?: yup but ppl find it hard to pronounce 🧍‍♀️ thats why i actually go by jinnie irl

do you want a boy or a girl as a child?: i dont mind any

what are your strengths?: i think im friendly and ppl tell me im v approachable

what are your weaknesses?: not knowing how to tell ppl no

what is the colour of your bedspread?: ... whats a bedspread ...

colour of your room: white, i painted it white so that i can change the colour theme of my room every now and then with my bed, desk set up, decorations etc

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tagging: @hee-pster, @heerated, @jayked, @heeseongism, @gegeetime, and anyone else!

birthday: 21st June 🦀

favourite colour: 🌺 pink (and any pastel colours, but mainly purple)

do you have pets?: yesss, 3 cats, they the best 🐱

how tall are you?: 5'7 (maybe a bit more, I haven't measured myself in a long time).

how many pairs of shoes do you own?: not a lot because I hate buying them - it has to be a specific type due to my feet, and it's extremely difficult to find ones that are pretty and comfortable.

favourite song: swimming pools by lloyd. (slowed, normal, sped up, it just always hit different)

favourite movie: don't have one cause I don't watch any.

who would be your ideal partner?: a best friend, someone I can trust with my life. He would have to be respectful, very mature and understanding. Someone who would become my home.

do you want children?: nope, never.

have you gotten in trouble with the law?: nope

what colour socks are you wearing?: black

favourite type of music: pop, R&B, k-pop. I never stick to one.

how many pillows do you sleep with?: well one, that being the one I put my head on.

what position do you sleep in?: always on my side, curled up into a ball like a hedgehog.

what don’t you like when you’re sleeping: when there is light, my room has to be completely dim.

what do you have for breakfast: cereal or bread with smth sweet.

have you ever tried archery?: once, but my aim isn't good haha

favourite fruit: 🍓strawberries omg, the best fruit out there.

are you a good liar?: no, I hate lying.

what’s your personality type?: estj.

innie or outie?: outtie because I love traveling. 🌻

left handed or right handed?: right.

favourite food: 🍔 chicken hamburger (yes I'm talking about you, KFC)

favourite foreign food: haven't really eaten smth foreign. ✨

am i clean or messy?: messy, but clean when I want to.

most used phrase: bro (literally Genie can confirm lmao)

how long does it take for you to get ready: 10 minutes if I'm not having a special hairstyle.

do you talk to yourself?: who doesn't?

do you sing to yourself?: again, who doesn't?

are you a good singer?: I would say an average, I love singing.

biggest fear?: losing a family member.

are you a gossip?: not really, I rather listen.

do you like long or short hair?: long hair is too much work for me (even tho I'm growing mine out now lol), so probably short.

favourite school subject: english

extrovert or introvert: extrovert (just gotta find the right people and I won't stop talking)

what makes you nervous: confrontations

who was your first real crush?: I think I'm currently going through one.

how many piercings?: zerooo.

how many tattoos?: also zero.

how fast can you run?: probably average, but I can't because of asthma.

what colour is your hair?: chestnut (people always assume it's black)

what colour are your eyes?: hazel: when they come in contact with water, they turn a bit green. ✨

what makes you angry: humanity, basically people

do you like your name?: yesss, I like the meaning behind it. 🌞

do you want a boy or a girl as a child?: nope

what are your strengths?: giving good advice, learning languages

what are your weaknesses?: not knowing how to love myself

what is the colour of your bedspread?: pink haha

colour of your room: also pink (yes, I love pink ok)

[eternallyhyucks]

annoying things enhypen would do

pairing: enhypen x gn! reader

word count: 617

genre/warnings: fluff , none

—note: sorry for not writing in so long!! i have break soon, so hopefully ill be able to write then :)

— also these are all jokes, i mean no harm by anything i wrote here!!

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heeseung

smirk all the time.

all the damn time.

have u guys seen that one video of him at a fansign🙄let me beat him up rq one sec😇/j

i can imagine him coming home after a while and you’re all excited to see him bc he’d been gone for so long

and when u go to hug him, hes all

“😏😏😏missed me😏😏😏”

BOY IF U DONT STFU

simply just walk away and he’ll run after u like “wait y/n😩i was joking ill pretend ur not obsessed w me”

u love him nonetheless

jay

buy too many things for you

i was watching hometown cha cha cha and this reminded me of the police guy buying the main girl’s friend a bunch of gifts LMAO

it would start off as cute and ur like “omg jay u didnt have to” and then hes like “it’s okay i like buying you things😁”

but then it’d be a random tuesday and he will pull out something you casually said u wanted 2 months ago and ur like ???????????

“jay why”

“u said u wanted it”

u have to give him a pep talk

“jay i love u AND will continue to even if u dont buy me so many gifts”

jake

laugh while ur trying to be serious

ive been thinking about this since niki did the heartbreak anniversary thing & jake broke into a smile for a second when niki got close to him LMFAO HELP

you could be telling him off for smthg and this mf would be like🙂

“LITERALLY WHY ARE U SMILING YOU BROKE THE OVEN JAKE”

“idk ur cute when ur mad”

u would wanna give him a nice punch in the face but also sit and give him a fat hug bc hes so freaking adorable

either way he’d win tbh

sunghoon

tease you

for everything.

similar to heeseung but instead smirking, he’d run away or dodge u if u go to hug him

i already know he’d be the type to lean in to kiss you and then smile and move away as soon as you lean into him

“oh my god u want me so bad”

“IM GONNA PUNCH YOU SO BAD”

“do it😏”

sunoo

hes too nice

it’s not annoying but sometimes u need someone to tell you that you look like an ugly rat but he wont do that

smfh sunoo

“hey how does this look”

“u look amazing as always☺️”

and u appreciate it but DAMN

at some point you’d do ur makeup ugly or dress in a weird and random combination just to see if he says anything

and he wont

so u yell at him to tell u when u look ugly so u dont walk out looking all gross

jungwon

outsmart u

with anything

he seems like the type to brag ab getting a 98 if u got a 92 but i feel like he would also end up helping or giving you answers later

he would also do ANYTHING to prove his point

you could be in an argument and he would end lives just prove that he’s right

just let him, he’ll never stop

niki

making ur mom jokes

at everything

i do this all the time so is it really annoying🤨🤨

“hey can u pass me the remote”

“ur mom passed me the remote last night😏”

“niki what does that even mean”

ur mom joke supremacy

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How does SS rationalise the close relationship between Naruto and Sasuke vs Sasuke not showing the same care to Sakura at all? Not smiling with her, crying with her, laughing with her, making an effort to see her, taking care of her, having conversations with her, bantering with her. How can they see this as the ultimate love pairing when Sasuke cares more for his 'most precious friend' than his wife. They're self-inserting into Sakura so that they can get the handsome guy, but I can't imagine a woman with self respect dating a guy who is so uninterested and caring more for their friend than their partner. You mentioned looking through their fics before, so in their fics what's Naruto doing? How do they write the dynamic between the three?

I was reading this face with a 'Yes, That's Right'.... But the very last line made me go, 'Wait!!?? What?? ROFL'... And you'll know why.

How does SS rationalise the close relationship between Naruto and Sasuke vs Sasuke not showing the same care to Sakura at all?

Their minions has One Agenda.

Label Naruto and Sasuke as Brothers at any cost.

Period. No Discussion.

So, under the Label of brother, they don't mind Sasuke prioritizing Naruto even after their Marriage. That's why be it in Reddit or Tumblr or Twitter... You'll always see them using that Brother panel. Atleast that agenda mitigates the terrible Canon content they have for their ship.

But I am damn sure, they know it in their hearts that Sasuke and Naruto are not Brothers.

Homophobia ??? Partly Yes.

Denial of Truth??? Hell Yes.

Not smiling with her, crying with her, laughing with her, making an effort to see her, taking care of her, having conversations with her, bantering with her. How can they see this as the ultimate love pairing when Sasuke cares more for his 'most precious friend' than his wife.

Hmm, That's why they have Fan fics and Fan Arts. Sasuke does everything for Sakura you mentioned here in Fanfics.

In fanfics, Sasuke's companion is Sakura... He can't live without her, He carry her like an Eggshell, He was longing to be around her presence bla bla bla.... And Sasuke gets annoyed whenever Naruto calls Sasuke for assigning a mission through Telephone during his steamy makeout session with Sakura...

You mentioned looking through their fics before, so in their fics what's Naruto doing? How do they write the dynamic between the three?

I haven't (or couldn't) read their fics entirely... ***For Obvious reasons***. I skimmed through their preface, tags and couple of M rated One Shots and 1 Explicit fic by skipping those moments. Just to understand the appeal of SS.

To be honest, I was heavily ***Surprised*** by one thing.

In many of their Fics... Sasuke was being portrayed as Bisexual... Or he was having some affair kind of thing with Naruto...

It's kind of weird...

In SNS fics, Sakura remotely being there as a friend is a big Turn away for most of us... but in SS fics, he does have affair with Naruto or even implied to have slept with Naruto ((-_-)). However Karin is the Arch-Enemy for their ship though. LOL. I've never once seen the word Karin was being used anywhere... So, I think they don't mind reading their Sasuke-kun having affair with a Boy... But Karin is a No-No.

And Of Course, Sakura was also shipped with Naruto and Kakashi in those fics... I don't know... Just to make Sasuke to get jealous (???).. Duh

But what's worse is...

You asked me 'How do they write the dynamics between the three'??

Well, I've found atleast 10 fics out of their first 50 with this specific trope.... That is, They have a fondness by making Three of them doing Each other

Yeah, Team 7 Threesome is kinda kink for them.

That's when I understood, this fucking fandom is just some horny freaks with weird kinks who badly wants Sakura (themselves) to get laid... (All these are under M rated at that, I wonder what would be the case of E rated though.. 😩🤢)

[anlian-aishang]

Kinktober Day 18: Sub-Levi & Degradation & Pegging

"oK uHM- for kinktober: can i request a sub!levi with cameras and/or mirrors😩 maybe some humiliation/degradation and praise kink and if you want as well,, pegging too plz👀"

word count: 1300

tags: smut, levi x reader, mirrors, degradation, praise, pegging, sub!levi, fem!reader

Remember! Levi hates art theft.

Beautiful. Incredible. Perfect. That was who he was to you. At times like these, though, you would never tell him.

A deliberate bite of your tongue, admiration kept internal. Appreciation withheld even as you faced your favorite version of him.

That superlative used to belong to the Levi you met on day one. Dressed in monochrome: an outfit that matched his plain black coffee. He looked so perfectly out of place in that sprightly café, your eyes could not help but be drawn no matter how rude the stare. Sat alone in the corner, hanging plants framed him for you. Rain drizzled outside: the eye contact met beneath the cusp of your hood and above the edge of his laptop made that much more intense. All else was lost outside of what you shared. A new lover hooked and reeled.

That man so put together then was delightfully unrecognizable now. Although, that all-black still remained. And still just as captivating.

Stripped from that turtleneck, those pleated slacks, that duffle jacket, left only in thigh-high socks with obsidian briefs to match. Darkest dark found within his dilated pupils and that damp patch of cotton, all of him begging for more of you.

A satisfied smile made your words all the more riling, “On your hands and knees.”

A simultaneous twitch in his lip and at his member. You allowed yourself a cunning chuckle, making sure to soothe it with a chilling voice, you did not want him getting too comfortable, “Now.”

Comfortable or uncomfortable? No one else would understand. It was something that took you a while to comprehend, Levi himself even. To the world - a man of endless insults, a control freak, a clean freak. In your presence, though, perceptions were turned wholly opposite. With you - the bitch boy who wanted to bear the brunt of your degradation, the puppet who begged to be tied up and made helpless, the one who wanted to break a heavy sweat, to be the target of your spats, to shower in his own white streams. The stagnant, orderly, unphased Levi of daylight was who you fell in love with. The puddle of submission he melted into at night was who you went berserk over.

But how could you not? That mesmerizing curve at the small of his back. That cute and healthy ass perched up just for you. Over muscular shoulders, Levi offered his gaze to you, those steel grey eyes glazed with tears, “Is - Is this okay?”

“Oh,” lubricated hand stroked your silicone length, “it’s perfect.”

Ironically, though your roles were so reverse, Levi felt the same exact way about you. How your canines hooked over his waistband and peeled his last garment down, how you nuzzled your cheek so lovingly against his, and how you followed those tender motions with a vicious slam into him. How many times you had done this exact cycle, how it took his breath away each time. You thought he would have gotten used to it by now, would have been able to see it coming and adequately prepare, but how wrong you had been in that overestimation. There was no way to prepare for the pleasure you provided. There was no way to predict it, especially not with the fucked-out spell you had on him.

After only your first few thrusts, he was already a flushed, whining, blazing hot mess. You bit your lip and rammed even harder. Merciless, “You’re so pathetic, you know that?”

Overstimulated grunts his only response. Beneath a light layer of breathlessness lie a tinge of dejection buried deep within his chest. Given his weakened state, perhaps you should have felt worse than you did for soaking him with slander - and maybe you would have, if not for the evidence of how fucking much he loved it.

“Look at you,” you snickered, “clenching around me, dripping all over yourself…”

Not just dirty talk, not just rhetoric, your plunges grew even more purposed - both intrigued and irritated by how Levi seemed to play it off as such. When you spoke, you meant every word, and the stupid little thing should know better.

“Look.” You demanded, volume raised just enough - no ache in your throat but his adrenaline peaked, “Just look at yourself, Levi.”

Too embarrassed or too preoccupied, it seemed he was unable to follow your command. An instinct ingrained: you helped him, forced him, often the same thing in your dominant-submissive dynamic. Hand slapped down to his nape. Outer grip anchored at the sides of his neck. Fingers tangled themselves in his undercut and yanked his angle upward, wrenching his gaze on the mirror in front of you both.

Typically combed bangs were strewn slick across his face. Tongue - so usually sparse - flopped out his mouth, from it, saliva fell in drops and pooled onto the satin sheets beneath. A bright red stripe of blush overcame the middle of his face - cheek to cheek and ridden over the bridge of his nose. Veins in his neck pumped his rushing blood, beating with a rhythm that matched the one you pounded him with. Neon strap-on impossible to ignore, especially as it disappeared and reappeared behind him - all thanks to your exertion so obvious. You may have been tearing him to shreds, but as you did, you silently screamed, I fucking love you.

Now faced with the sight, he was thankful that you had brought him to it. To indulge it himself would have been too humiliating, but thank god for you.

That was how it always was. One of the countless reasons you were so special to him. Too proud to constrain himself, so you tied his bondage for him. Too reserved to pinch his own nipples, so you purchased clamps and adorned them to him. Too ashamed to explore the depths of himself, so you stripped him down and plummeted them yourself. You had shown him a whole new way of life, a new state of being, a growth far more than just sexual. Every night you lay beside each other, every fuck you gave, every second you spent together only affirmed his feelings: you were undoubtedly a keeper, one he could not afford to lose.

Levi wanted to make sure you knew that.

“F’Fuck…!” He arched his back and cried, “It feels - ! you feel - !”

Your hand dove further into his locks. Nails scraped his scalp as you pulled his ear to your lips. Nibbling the cusp before swiping it with your tongue, snarling, “Spit it out, baby boy.”

But if his body told you anything, it was that he would not be able to, no matter your order. Those spasms that riddled his abdomen, the waves that surged through the cock you caressed, those breaths rapid, frantic, accelerating - you were well familiar with his telltale signs and the explosion they preceded.

What you could not predict, though, was how utterly devoted he was to you. Delaying peak pleasure, fighting off his own physiology, just to make you one ounce happier. His heart skipped crucial beats, his lungs deprived of oxygen, still, he managed just for you, “S’So good!!”

Ironically, though your roles were so reverse, you felt the same exact way about him. The devotion of a perfect lover. The behavior of a good boy. At times like these, though, you would never tell him.

Vicious tongue licked him clean. Slithering at his sternum, sucking love marks along the trail made by his cum, your filthy words matched the nature of the motion, “Already, hm?”

Choking on his own gasps, wrestling through his own waves, you spared him not a moment, “You must have one more in you, then.”

// Kinktober Year 2 Masterlist //