#😔 That's rough buddy

[dms-saggicorn]

Noel^

making noel my valentine so i can poison his chocolate

he'll probably know it's poisoned, but still hears that intrusive voice in the back of his mind to eat it anyways, since it is a valentine's gift and therefore a romantic gesture...

[puffpastrycrimewatch]

Poor guy

(This song kinda matches just change prom with festival and prom dress with suit (⁠･ั⁠ω⁠･ั⁠))

Man I just realized he can't even cry- alright I promise I'll draw him happy later ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

All my homies hate the rulers of Gahenna

[lanternlightss]

The King (isat) and Decarabian (genshin impact) being friends. The king and deca being friends. the. the them. do you see my vision

They need to work together to create a deranged plan where they trap everyone within a certain radius to “protect” them. They need to be absolutely unhinged with “I want to help you. I promise I am doing what’s best” <- lying (firmly believes they are telling the truth) (that is not the truth)

dictator buddies. the theory that deca’s tower resembles an observatory. Blinding explosions. their enemies being scrunkly little nonbinaries with daggers, cloaks and bloodlust. Soooo normal about those two. <- needs to draw them together but doesn’t know what design to use for decarabian 😔

i see it. im seeing it. i am reaching out and shaking the table I SEE IT AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!

god if they teamed up with the strategies they already have, everyone would be so screwed over. you can’t get out, not without the high chance of being frozen in time. you can’t get in, unless you’re able to manipulate the winds to not tear you apart. you’re stuck. you’re stuck and there’s little you can do about it. pray and hope someone comes and helps you. (in the same vein, if the old mond crew and the isat crew teamed up ??? holy SHIT it would be a sight to see. like amos and odile and bonnie in the background, covering everyone’s back ? rhw, gunnhildr, isabeau and mirabelle making sure no one gets through ? bard and siffrin at the forefront ??? double trouble. double trouble WITH the buffs and if wispti is able to buff everyone as well. like godbless 🙏)

though i wonder if decarabian would convince the king to only freeze certain people in time, not everything. we need the people to be able to do what… they need to do, on a day to day basis, right. eating is one of those. they should get to eat. okay? these guys over here however, who are threatening our ways—

it would be so fun to see them together too especially if decarabian is. within human height? like 6-7 feet tall, compared to the king’s. up to the ceiling height. does the king crouch even further down to talk to decarabian. does deca not care.

[miragetheshadow]

Petition for the emoji companies to rename pensive 😔 to "That's Rough Buddy"

[wildflowercryptid]

juliana, arven, and nemona : sweet little romances with little to no real interpersonal conflict with their prospective partner in the lead-up to their relationship

florian :

[solpng]

i got a new journal!! ARRRGGGHGH!!!

[princekirijo]

Oh it's been one of those days huh

[sentmail]

WHAT WERE YOUR LAST WORDS?

[ju1cyfru1t]

rottmnt x reader || S/O who bites (out of love and affection obvi)

Rise! Donnie, Raph, Mikey, Leo x Reader (separately)

fluff? :D, gn reader, romantic (established relationship), BITING mmmm, mild swearing

Donnie

- the first time you bite him, he jumps and lets out a loud yelp, “ah! ow! what in the name of-“ then just stares at you in disbelief. absolutely incredulous. and has to take a while to process. why? why- HOW could you do this to him? after all he’s done for you?

- don’t play with him he HAS and WILL bite you back and NOT in a loving way

- he is ALWAYS on his guard

- you go in for a hug? you lean in to kiss him? you turn your head ever so slightly in his direction? his whole body tenses up. you’re giving this boy trust issues. he will physically, STILL GENTLY, push you away with his mechanical spider arm thingies…heaven forbid you bite those too….

- “Do. NOT. Bite me. Y/N.” “…”

- ^— “DO NOT. This is your last warning.”

- “Yes, Y/N. You’re very ferocious and vicious. Now STOP biting me.”

- “Sigh. That is NOT affection, Y/N.”

- “AH! Don’t bite me while I’m working, please…Don’t bite me ever!”

- “If you want to ‘show affection,’ you could just…I don’t know, hug me? or hold my hand? the biting is unnecessary.”

- NOT a fan of the biting at ALL

Raph

- The first time you bite him, “AHH!” he is confused. he does not understand. are you trying to attack him??? do you wanna throw hands??? what did he do to deserve that??? he does not want to throw hands with you

- he really does not see how biting is supposed to be showing your affection but whatever you say 😭

- his skin is pretty thick and rough. I mean you’d really have to sink your teeth in to hurt him so he just lets you. it actually lowkey tickles to him.

- “Careful. Ya don’t wanna bite my spikes.”

- it’s definitely not his favorite thing in the world but he doesn’t mind terribly if it really makes you happy and as long as it’s just you trying to show him love

- chooses to just take it as a sign that you want attention and/or some kind of affection

- would never bite you back tho

- however, I don’t suggest catching him off guard with a nibble cause he might start swingin 🤺 and would feel absolutely horrible abt it

Mikey

- the first time you bite him he’s offended. you’re gonna bite HIM? 🤨 yeah, ok buddy. he just squeaks in surprise and rubs where you bit him, looking at you like ‘😟’ before biting you back. he is taking it personally until you tell him you’re just showing affection cuz you love him soooooo much

- he’s perfectly ok with it then as long as you don’t bite him too hard

- LOVES to give and receive affection anyways so he makes it really easy to bite him when he’s clinging onto you all the time

- always giggles and squirms when you bite him

- returns your bites with kisses all over your face

Leo

- the fucking most dramatic ever

- the first time you bite him he acts like you just shot him

- “OWW!! OWIE! Ugh! Y/N! How COULD you?! BETRAYAL” while gripping where you bit his shoulder and whining like a toddler even though it did not hurt at all and you didn’t leave any sort of mark whatsoever.

- ^ drops the act completely when you tell him it was out of love

- now every time you do it he thinks you’re trying to flirt with him 🤞😔 and I mean I guess he’s sort of-ish right

- honestly he doesn’t really care but definitely teases you about it /ns

- “yeah? do I taste good, Y/N?” /ns!!

- “ow! ok, ok! not too hard!” while giggling

- “mhm…now kiss it better.” makes you kiss where you bit him every time.

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now I know I ain’t the only one who bites like that 🤨

[angldelight]

Hear me out. Max and Yn are rivals in different teams and don't like each other at all, but they use each other as fuck buddies. I was thinking, Yn won Max’s home race, and he's pent up and frustrated bc he's been losing races and that was his snapping point. He waits in her hotel room for her to finish celebrations, and things get spicy/rough when she returns.

i fuck w it. except my version of mad!max is a SIMP. so instead of it being rough ✋🏻😔 it’s vulnerable sex.

mad!max x female!ferrari!driver. NOT standalone in the mad max universe.

crying? vulnerability. p in v smut. swearing. hella age gap - what’s new - reader is 20. max is 26. mean!y/n LOL pwp. mention of max’s childhood. dacryphillia

he hated it.

he hated losing, he hated that feeling of being somebody who was able to lose. sure he had lost to you, somebody he loved more than anything in the world. but even then - for a mere moment it felt as if his heart was destined to break - it didn’t make it any better.

ever since he was a young boy, max was taught there was nothing worse than losing.

ever since you were a young girl, you were taught losing was for those who deserved it.

so why did he happen to lose this weekend? why did he lose his home race?

he had so many more years of experience, being six years your senior, so why is he losing?

with near tears streaming down his face, he doesn’t think twice when he knocks on your hotel door. he doesn’t think twice before he���s in your arms, eyes glassy and mouth frowning.

-

can we make love before you go?

you don’t speak to him, you only let him push the robe down your body. you hear his breath hitch, hands on your hips, mouth on your neck. teeth scraping against that sweet spot and his hands moving to leave marks.

you say it’s big but you take it.

you let out a quiet hiss — his length always hard to get used to no matter how long you’d been fucking him — and he pushes his fingers down to your clit. he’s gentle and kind.

max is born anew beneath your touch, you know that all too well.

ride. cowgirl.

he’s panting out, beneath you as you take every inch. his eyes leaking with tears which you wipe with hushed words and soft kisses.

you treat him so kindly, you let him rut up into you until he’s hitting that spot that makes you clench deliciously around him.

he sniffles as you cum, his vulnerability seeping through the rough cracks of his ego. you press kisses to his mouth, jaw, neck— anything you can reach.

you loved max but you loved winning too.

as the man beneath you cums again and again, the heat between the two of you good enough to turn the world aflame, you make no move to not win again the weekend after.

so when he loses again, you’ll make sure to have your legs apart— ready for him to fuck his sadness into you again.

working at the pyramid tonight.

[lizzy019]

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(this one is purely self-indulgent... and i had a dream during my nap that makes me question my life 😔)

Krueger who hates when you take his clothes to wear like they're your own. Buddy didn't give you permission, what? Don't dirty his clothes, you're a filthy animal!

Krueger who tends to be more on the rough, rugged type when expressing his emotions. He definitely struggled with the first few "I love you"s, and stuck with his iconic mumbled "Ich liebe dich" because who doesn't love this raggedy Austrian goof?

Krueger who will literally eat cat food if it's the only thing left in the house. This man is deadbeat and LAZY, so much so that he probably stacked up on cans of food so he doesn't have to go to the grocery store all the time 😭 (Dw you can always offer him different foods)

Krueger who probably brings you to the gym with him, even if it's simply for you to be his emotional support, his spotter, his little water bottle delivery service, etc etc. You complained the entire way through the time you spent there that it smelled bad. "It's the fucking gym? People sweat here?" He would incredulously stare at you before chuckling in disbelief, pressing a chaste but sweet kiss to your cheek. It's not like anyone would see it anyway.

Krueger who hates, HATES pick-me girls. Like, he grew up in a fucking dump, he knows almost everything at this point. Breast implants? Yeah, he can tell what they look like compared to real ones. Butt implants? Military women exist with actual butt. He just doesn't like it, he finds it so unnecessary to change a body so drastically and unnecessarily.

Krueger who lets you trace his tattoos, letting your sweet fingers rub across the thin and detailed lines. Your whispery words of admiration toward his inked images made the softest smile graze his cracked lips. How sweet of you to compliment such an insignificant part of him.

Krueger who absolutely LOVES when you play with his hair. It's so stupid, but he loves how gentle your fingers are and how they rub his scalp so perfectly. He used to have the prettiest dark blonde curls, and you were adamant to see them. But of course, the military required a buzz.

Krueger who loves when you worry for him, it makes him feel cared for <3

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[elizabethsnuts]

Winterwidow daughter accidently broke her arm and is fussy because of the cast she has to wear, one of her uncle (idk who, go wild bb) decided to show some sympathy and wear a fake cast so she won't feel lonely😔😔😔😔

Cast Buddies

WinterWidow x Daughter!Reader

Summary: You aren’t enjoying your cast at all but your Uncle Steve is there to make you feel better.

———

The recent addition to your wardrobe was not the most comfortable one, a bright pink, itchy, annoying cast, a consequence of playing a bit too rough with Peter. Natasha had been beside herself with worry, but you, despite the discomfort, seemed to be taking it in stride, though you were noticeably more fussy than usual.

Bucky, ever the protective father, had taken it upon himself to carry you more than he normally did, to which Natasha had to remind him that it was your arm that was broken and not your legs but he seemed to ignore the reminders. Nat always resourceful, had decorated the cast with stickers of butterflies and stars, trying to make it seem less intimidating for you. Despite their efforts, you still seemed upset by the whole ordeal.

One afternoon, Natasha was trying to coax you into taking a nap, which you blatantly refused since who wants to take a nap when they could be playing?

“Mama no nap! My arm hurt! It sooooo itchy!” You whined and wriggled out of Nat’s arms, you stomped your foot on the ground trying to make a point. “No nap! No nap!”

Natasha sighed and gave in, she knew you wouldn’t sleep anyway. “Alright fine, cranky pants. You better be nice to Mama for the rest of the week now.” Natasha smirked.

Natasha carried you into the Avengers Lounge where most of the Avengers were just doing their own thing. You looked to the side to see your Uncle Steve playing with one of your toys, obviously trying to get your attention. You saw the bright pink cast on his arms and you dropped your stuffed giraffe.

“Uncle Steve!” You shouted excitedly, jumping over to him and looking at his arm. “You got boo-boo toooooo!” You squealed excitedly.

"Hey there, kiddo," Steve said, crouching down to your level. "We are cast buddies now! See?” He smiled and put his fake cast next to your real cast.

"We are twins now!" You giggled, your excitement was too much to contain. “Look, Daddy! Look, Daddy!” You couldn’t help but jump up and down in pure excitement and joyfulness.

Bucky turned towards you and Steve and smiled. “Wow, you guys are just like each other now!” He laughed.

You nodded eagerly. “Just like meee!” You cheered and picked up your sticker sheet, putting a bunch of random stickers on Steve’s ‘cast’. “So pretty.” You smiled.

Bucky and Natasha exchanged amused glances as Steve played along, pretending to examine his "injury" with exaggerated seriousness. You seemed to forget all about your own discomfort, focusing instead on your new game of matching casts with your favorite uncle.

For the duration of the time you had to wear your cast, whenever you felt down about your cast, Uncle Steve was there with his fake one, ready to show you that you weren't alone. Natasha and Bucky watched you and your uncle bond over your shared "injuries," they knew your Uncle Steve would always be there for you.

[lazorbeanz]

I love this (another rare) little exchange between Rouge and Tangle here while Rough and Tumble were having beef between each other…how Tangle was so ecstatic to work with Rouge and become ✨undercover buddies✨

Then ofc they did the thing 😎🤝😎

Just for Rouge to ditch her right after lmao

Dw Tangle I’d be just as sad 😭😔

[troublcmakcrs]

It’s me, Craig Tucker, the Other lied, the voice it had tried to maintain giving way to the usual distortion.  More of the creature’s costume slipped off of it, cut through by its sharp, black edges.  Its body, as it revealed more of itself, was noisy as ever, sparkling with static grains.  It had hummed dimly at first, but as more of its Craig skin wilted away, the sonance grew.

…everything alright…? the Other asked, most of its speech devoured by the buzzing issuing from the deep cracks in its guise.  The important bit got through, though, and Tweek barked out a sharp laugh at the thing’s innocent, caring act—as if he would ever fall for that.

“No,” he answered, wearing a strained grin while his eyes welled with tears.  “But you—nnh—kn-know that because you’re here, and I—ha—it never is when you’re here.”  His gaze was fixed somewhere over Craig’s head, at twisted appendages slipping out and up from his face.  Normally, the Other lurked in the corners of rooms, indescribable—hence why Tweek called it that, originating from ‘and that other thing’—and foreboding.  Watching.  Wanting.  Sometimes, it hid in people to sneak up on him, but it hated being confined so, and at seven to ten feet depending, its six-foot-four Craig skin was a miserably ill fit.  It usually undid itself quickly once Tweek noticed it.

“You brought me here,” he snapped, pointing.  “I wasn’t t-trying to end up anywhere, and you pulled me here, to you.  I am s-s-so sick of getting dra—”  But as soon as he tried to take an assertive step toward the entity, it lashed out, and Tweek jumped back again to avoid the jagged jet branches it tried to hit him with.  A siren began to blare, warning how near he now stood to certain doom, and he raked his nails over the shells of his ears, wishing he could rip them off.

“Sorry—sorry!” he cried, to be heard over the noise.  “I d-d-didn’t mean that…  I’m just—ngh—frustra—”  The siren’s scream increased in pitch, an admonishment of Tweek’s complaints, splitting his skull down the middle and dropping him to his knees.  Freezing, agonized tears dribbled to the pavement, in the Other’s stark shadow.  “I’m sorry.”  His voice was much smaller, and he was not sure he could be heard anymore, but his breathing was too ragged to project.  “I’ll—I’ll do whatever you want—just t-tell mmme.”

craig watches as tweek flinches at nothing, and catches a look in tweek's eyes that immediately makes his stomach dip in concern. maybe, just maybe, craig shouldn't be so playfully vague right now. that concern only deepens when tweek speaks again, and craig lets out a frustrated huff. looks like he wouldn't be finishing his cigarette, after all. he tosses it to the ground and snuffs it out with his sneaker.

            ❝ no it's━ it's me, tweek. it's craig tucker, i was just trying to fuck around. mess with you, or whatever. it's me. ❞

craig kept his distance, letting his hands fall at his side as he looked tweek over. he wasn't doing well, was he ? he watched him carefully, not wanting to frighten him any further than he accidentally had. he shakes his head, biting back any sarcasm in that moment. this was a strange situation, with a fairly strange person that craig did still care about.

            ❝ i don't want anything from you. i just want to know what you're doing all the way out here. everything alright ? ❞

craig asked, then took a sip from the can he still held onto. he could at least keep trying to be casual, hoping if he didn't make a big deal of it that tweek would calm down. he really didn't want to have to try proving he was real.

[kakashizine]

Rough luck, buddy 😔

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[boimann]

I pissed myself

damn that's rough buddy 😔