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[mandelene]

Your mid-twenties are the best because one of your friends will be like, "Look at this dope place in Canada -- I drive up there twice a year to go skiing and they've got the best hot chocolate spiked with rum."

And then another friend will be like, "Bruh, let's all go to Canada."

So you booked a four-night stay in a hotel in Canada and the five of you are gonna get into your best friend's boyfriend's Subaru on Thursday morning and drive 7 hours north to get there just because you can and it sounded like a fun idea.

What a way to start off the new year. Watch me slay on the bunny hill. ⛷️

[chloeworships]

God gave us Proverbs 20 yesterday right?

WELL…

Today I looked at the NJKV version and NIV particularly verse 15 and look what it reads as an answer to the location of Gold on the other planets 🪐

Rubies too though????? An ABUNDANCE of it too????? 😳

I am screamingggggggg😍😂😍

God you outdo yourself every day!!!!!!

😎💪🏾

I highlighted some other keywords recently given to us.

SN: this was suppose to be apart of the quick updates but I saw something suspicious with RYE bread. Someone could be allergic or there is some other unknown issue.

Can we keep this just between us? Why you think I’m over here and not on YouTube? 🤫😉 I’m kinda joking but not really 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So that TRILLIONAIRE message might just be a lot more accurate than I initially thought after all 👀

Anyway, this can’t be done successfully without government intervention sorry (but not sorry) to tell you. This is what the LORD revealed to me. This ain’t no one man mission. ☝🏾This requires TEAMWORK. Funny he showed us that motivational image 👇🏾

Speaking of images, he showed me this too…. 👇🏾God is the mastermind, the architect of the UNIVERSE 😍😍😍 He is the SUN ☀️ of my life, the centre of my universe 🪐and my BFF💕

The meek shall inherit the earth AND mars 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tell the scribes to add that to the next Bible in The Book of Chloé 📖🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The next Bible will have a whole bunch of emoji’s. Truly, are we really any different from the Ancient Egyptian’s at this point? Seriously 😳😅

We gonna be the NEW PIONEERS BABEEEEEEEZZZ. Let’s make history

Also, I see extraterrestrials not just dead ppl so I’m going😂🤣😅🤣😅😂😅🤣👽🛸😂😅😂😅😂🤣😂😂😂

Friends on other planets, I hereby announce 📣 WE COMIN’ and we ride @ dawn 🏇☀️📜😂😂😂

The LORD will send an Angel before us just like he did with the Hebrews and Moses.

If you don’t think Angels didn’t guide Europeans and the rest of our ancestors across land and sea 🌊 you’re not coming with us 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Enjoy your weekend.

PPPS. I see a face, a hawk or a dragon on this image of Mars.

I saw the gold many times tehehehehehehehheheeee ⚜️ too bad for those who don’t BELIEVE. We will also need the help of Indiana Jones and Lara Croft AND ama need to borrow someone’s six pack of abs to survive this excursion

🤣😂🤣

Thanks in advance guys. Your participation is greatly appreciated and I wholeheartedly mean that. That settles it then?

TO MARS WE GO🏇🏴‍☠️

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[crabsnpersimmons]

a little while ago @linafoxoficial challenged me to draw Sun as HUGE as i could so...

i'm taking it one step further (:<

i challenge y'all to draw Giant Sun

ALL AROUND THE WORLD!

i'll tag a few people, but there's no obligation! this is just some silly fun (:

@starriegalaxy @vacantfields @inkydoughnut @nikolliver @thatmooncake @normal-about-the-dca @oobbbear @sulfadimethoxine @cookiiemancer @cacaocheri @scribbyizback @ren-054 @endu115 @eggcromancer @ohno-the-sun @imclou @aquacomet @horrific-dunce @haruka-636 @zamjd @vodyaniks @ghosteii @strawberrytamii @cosmog-mcgee

and anyone else who wants to join!

it's okay if you're not used to drawing buildings and backgrounds, neither am i 😂

i did a little comic, but feel free to do whatever's most comfortable for you, as long as it's Giant Sun in all his anxious, big-nosed glory standing next to a landmark of some sort.

(PLUS, lina's birthday is coming up in May, so this is a like a fun little gift for lina as well!)

so here's lina's Giant Sun in... Toronto! 🇨🇦

now go! send Giant Sun across the globe!

[snoopyharleygal222]

# turdo 💩 LIB truth # 🇨🇦 haha 😂

[k8023]

More from Ja'Marr & Chase's trip to Canada posted on NFL Canada's IG page where Ja'Marr is taste testing some Canadian cuisine 🇨🇦. His laugh is like no other. 😂

[boojangs]

A tumblr/A03 raven told me it’s your bday. 🖤🩷Happy day of entry into this mortal coil, Boo! 🥳 Thank you so much for sharing your genius, talent and heart with the world.

I just want you to know you have inspired my own recent personal growth - all owing to the discovery of the thrill of writing. I will forever be thankful and grateful 🤗

I hope this next year brings you health and happiness in bountiful amounts!! Take time for you and take care 🖤🩷- your 🇨🇦 fan blueisred

Was it my beloved Vociferous? 😂😂 Thank you, I've been slaving away on this mortal plane for 34 whole years, send help!! And thank you for reading my work and supporting both it and me, forever grateful.

And that's wonderful news!! I hope you get everything you want out of it and that it's as fulfilling for you as it was for me. I'm here if you ever wanna run ideas!

Thanks again!! 🥰🥰🥰

[loganslowdown4]

Someone named Eric gave Thomas and Kenny Canadian money and now I can’t stop giggling at Thomas saying ‘loonie and toonie’ 😂

They need to come visit the north!! 😁🇨🇦❤️

[chloeworships]

I saw the name Moe two nights ago and I just learned the Scott Moe just won his election 🗳️ in Saskatchewan. What’s even crazier is I swear his name in that dark teal colour we’ve been seeing.

Congratulations to him!! 💚

I love how God is tuned in to everyone. I just love that.

[cartoonlover826]

Just a silly thing I did based on the scene of Bill's deatg. Basically someone who worked on the new Bill Cipher (AAAAHHH!!!) mentioned that they tried to put F bombs in it but Disney said no and then I saw this tweet:

And the thing kind of escalated from there...

[luuuucas]

Comments on the Canadian GP 🇨🇦

1— I enjoyed the practices pretty much ngl. It was nice to see Jack and AM doing some work

2— “Keep it fresh Canada. Cheers” and Nano’s face😭

3— CRAZY STARTING GRID. Not my personal favourite being a Tifosi but very interesting

4— “@lancestroll you already know what I’m about to ask”

5— George being an ICON and giving us the pose ily

6— Ollie’s reaction to 11-12 😂

7—Logan talking to George during the parade 🥺🥺

8— Mary McGee supporting Mr Hamilton

9—Both Haas going crazy during the 5 ten laps and then dying immediately after

10—“Its predicted to stop raining in 15” and then starts raining five minutes later

11—“No, I don’t like that answer” and Brian’s “we are shit anyways”

12—The moments before Lando passed Max it was an absolute “there’s a Man in the woods” situation

13—Ham-Alo fight enjoyable as per usual

14—Alex’s overtake in lap 31 was absolutely amazing and not talked about enough

15—“Focus, George, Focus”

16—George went crazy when Lewis was about to pass him

17—"You are far too good to people out on track, Max"

18—Everyone hitting against the sing and then Yuki completely crushing it during the race.

19—Max saying Charles next world champion and the passing him before the dnf

20— DANNY RIC POINTSSSSS

21—Double AM points

22—Look I’m not even an Ocon fan but they messed his race awfully and still acted mad with him.

23—MAX VERSTAPPEN 60th WIN

24—The camera on Max’s bottle was hilarious as usual. Do it again.

25—

26—Post race interviews where Mia is showing Charles what he has to say and he goes like “I’ll say whatever I want” and then go like “I’m really pissed off”

27—He went back to his depression settings and started addressing Max by his last name- give this man a break

28—George getting all flustered with Danny’s smack

29— Kika’s story was very sweet

30—Diana of Wales, you lost first place but will never be forgotten ✊😔

31—J V 🤮🤮🤮🤮

32—

33— Oscar is way to polite. We need Seb to be his mentor now SASSY OSCAR ON TRACK ASAP

34—Lastly, I don’t get how F1 fans can be so disrespectful. People were cheering for Lando during National Anthem like brother in Christ.

+ Also, want to talk about Crofty’s comment on needing lighter drivers like Liam or Yuki- absolutely disgusting, we can do so much better guys.

[swissboyhisch]

Perth Exploration

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catherineletang: A family breakfast before a full day of exploring 🇦🇺🇦🇺 tagged: ivylemieux, verofleury, annamalkin and kathyleutner

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user: all the photos of Ivy and the kiddos... she's such a great aunt

krisletang: why only the women tagged?

genomalkin: feels rude

crosby87: definitely

user: the families also went! That's so cute

user: Sid and Kathy included with the Malkins!

pittsburghpenguins: Our stars living it up in Australia

ivylemieux: Missing Pitt tho!

user: this family makes me so happy. I love seeing their little updates.

user: 🥹🥹

ivylemieux: Aunty loves all her kiddos

crosby87: I'm still the favourite

ivylemieux: keep dreaming squidnee 🫢

ivylemieux posted a story

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nhl: Some of our favourite players are getting up to mischief during their free time in Perth today

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user: even in another country the boys play golf

user: Aww poor pookie, he's looking a little tired next to Jack

user: Mat what are you doing sir? 🤔

user: he's such a hottie

user: Sid and Nate being on the same team is the best. No doubt Canada will win

user: 🤤🤤🤤🤤

user: Thank you admin

user: truly did a service for the fans

user: the Mat pic as well as the Nico. Damn

user: Freddie 🥵🥵🥵

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amatthews34: The crowd in Oz is really something special 🇦🇺

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user: Look! The Wizard of Oz!

marner16: Imagine being American 🤢

matbarzal: right? I wonder what it's like to be on a losing team?

morgnreilly: You do have experience with it Barzy. It's called the Islanders.

user: I love that the leafs' three headed dragon had split. One on each team

user: Nice seeing you back in the uniform

torontomapleleafs: Our 4 goal king 👑

user: Holding up this team!

usahockey: 👑

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tkachuk19: Gotta love going out for dinner with everyone ✨ tagged: ivylemieux

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user: thE miDDLE PIC 😍😩

user: The last picture of Tkachuk, McDavid and baby Lemieux 😂 They would party it up so hard!

user: imagine the parties

ivylemieux: Dang we are a hot group of people

emmafarinacci: right? No-one is hotter than us

user: Team USAAAAAA! 🇺🇸

user: TEAM CANADA! 🇨🇦 Liked by ivylemieux

bradytkachuk: I see you bro 😏

user: is that quinn in there too?

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[dilemmaontwolegs]

Me: *randomly while trying to read* I want Logan to go to Aston Martin

Sister: With Lance or Fernando?

Me: Idc as long as he gets a seat

🇺🇸🇨🇦 North America Unites 🇨🇦🇺🇸

They would just need Checo as the reserve driver too 😂 soz Fernando, you’re out!

[chrissy-kaos]

Since when do you play ice hockey? I love it 💓

I’ve played hockey since I could walk. That’s what we do in 🇨🇦 😂❄️🥶🏒🥅

[ms-rampage]

🇨🇦Kenneth🇨🇦 and 🇬🇧Ghost🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 meeting for the 1st time in a nutshell 😂😂😂

But they end up becoming besties

Ghost: "He does exactly what I do."

Kenneth: "But better."