#🔧 'I think he's compensating.' 💥 (Eclipse tag)

[tsbs-shipfessions]

Solar? Are you okay? Eclipse says you aren't answering the phone. . .

-- Eclipse Nexus

Wh- dude, you know I'm fine, we just talked. Please, do me a favor and go and collect your damn boyf-

...Hey. Wait- Wait a damn minute-

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Oh yeah this fucking thing's here too.

Be nice to him, he needs the positive affirmations </3

Some dumbass (who I'm not allowed to name for legal reasons, but let's just say his name starts with a ☀️) decided to make one of these shitty little confession blogs. Whoo-hoo good for fuck-all him and their happy little family.

Well, some other lovely striped individual decided that would be a "great idea" and help us "connect with the community". Unfortunately, other's on the staff agreed and so now I'm here to make sure they don't burn this to the ground. Can't trust those idiots as far as I can throw them.

I don't wanna be here any more than you want me to be here. I don't care. I'm here now, this is supposed to be "good for revenue" or some stupid thing like that, and stars knows we could use the publicity. So let's set up some ground rules so everyone plays nice.

The Rules

No name-dropping. No vaguing. No harassment.

You can vent about discourse, but if I don't like the vibe you're giving I'm gonna call bullshit. "Treat people the way you want to be treated" or some shit.

I am under no contract to keep my opinion to myself.

Harassment in reblogs/comments/etc will be screenshotted and then you'll be blocked. Don't do it.

Don't claim something is canon if it isn't. And vice versa. Don't claim something that's canon is "just someone's headcanon"

I'm not gonna entertain any bullshit behavior, if you're gonna be here I expect you to act like an adult.

You can send asks about myself, I don't really care, but keep in mind that I am not the same Eclipse from your silly little show. Even if there are similarities we are from two different dimensions. Do not assume you know me personally just because you know him.

Ships and characters will be tagged appropriately.

#tsbs confessional - confessions #shitting in the playground - character and ship hate #prying eyes - asks about myself #plex things - posts about the plex and such

Connections: Lunar, Sunrise, Nexus, Moon, Ruin, Solar, Earth, Solar Flare, Miku

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Hey, im gonna go kidnap you in like 2 minutes <3 Wake up Eclipse for me, im taking you two to my lab

-Nexus

Hah. I can survive a walk to the lab, b01110101 01110100 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101100 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110111 01101001th Eclipse, you'll probably have to c01100001 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00101110

@crappy-tsbs-confession-blog, you ready 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100110 01101001 01101110lly stop feeling like we're dying?

Hopefully...

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@crappy-tsbs-confession-blog

Ho-Ho-Holy shit, dude. What the hell is your problem? I need to charge, I have to go to another job like two hours from now, so can you stop blowing up my damn notifs???

I'm doing this for the betterment of us. Don't you understand that?

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What the fuck is this pity grab, you candycorn asshole? Leaving the box at my doorstep, didn’t I tell you to fuck off?

— Eclipse

...Yeah, you did, and I'm doing just that. It's why I didn't hand it to you, you're pissed off enough.

I'm just gonna be staying at Sun, Moon, and Lunar's place until I find somewhere else to live more permanently. Couch hopping was fine, but it's getting tedious now.

You won't have to see my 'candycorn ass' as much anymore. Alright? Alright.

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How's this for "Wowza", eh?

Now I'm dragging you back to bed, dumbass. It's not like you can get me sicker than you've already got me, right?

Everyone go home.

I come from the tsbsconfessionverse blogs and rp blogs.... And the "original" confession blog idk

Solar and Eclipse should make out

Like right now

Oh also Lord Eclipse and Servant Sun should also make out

At the same time too

ALSO also, can we share things like aus or random ideas we randomly think of-

He confessionverse blogs are so fucking cool omg

Also yes, you're so right for that.

And of course!! Literally just talk about anything tsams, I love hearing it all!!!

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Je n'embrasserai plus jamais personne.

So this is what happened a couple nights ago, right?

@crappy-tsbs-confession-blog @tsbs-shipfessions

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There a reason why you're looking at it in the first place?

What, compensating?

Sighs. Hi, welcome to the TSBS Shipfessions blog. This blog is run by one mod, to whom you can call 'Solar'. On this part of the confessions branch, we specialize in ships of all shapes, sizes, and flavors. And also a dash of rp I suppose because that's what the friend group wanted.

Rules:

• This is a shipfessions blog. You confess about ships here- if you want to confess about other things, I am very kindly pointing you to the bottom of this intro, because I have friends that specialize in just that.

• No bullying/harassing people in the notes/reblogs for their ships. It doesn't matter if you find the ship not to your taste or straight up disgusting, I will tag the post with appropriate TW/CW's so those who aren't interested in seeing more taboo pairings do not have to. Leaving hate/being rude in the notes/reblogs will earn you an instantaneous block.

• Be as vulgar and dirty as you want. Again, I will tag/rate everything accordingly, but I better not catch any minors interacting with 18 and up posts, or they will be blocked.

• Even though this blog is rooted in TSAMS, feel free to confess about pairings from any of the show channels, as well as cross-media pairings. What I mean by that is sending a confession about a TSAMS character x an... idk, Marvel character is just fine. Self-shipping is highly encouraged, too. We hold no judgement here, and anyone who tries to shall be smited down by the block button.

• This blog was quite literally made up on the fly, so things might be moving around quite a bit until I get my bearings. Bear with me yall, bear with me.

Here's those friends that I mentioned. Well, some of them are friends. Most.

The one who needs a lozenge. Go starboy go. Tu comptes beaucoup pour moi. Put this one down where the tea went. She's a barbie girl, in a barbie world. ...Moon.

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Don't need your couch if I can get in Nexus' bed, Paper Clip.

As the one in the group who consistently couch hops, seeing you being reduced to a couch sleeper is really fucking funny.

-Solar

Watch it. Nothing has been finalized, it's best not to jump to conclusions. And considering you won't be able to surf my couch if I'm forced there, I'd keep my mouth shut if I were you.

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...

Snrk-

Ah-hahahhh, I'01101101 00100000 01110011 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110't be laughing this much, hell- a rumor???

Sol. Solstice, dude, buddy, pal. Listen- you can be in denial about liking Ruin all you want- I won't touch on that unless you want me to, cause unlike some people I prefer to keep my nose out of everyone's interpersonal relationships, but... I don't know how to break it to you, you are not heterosexual. I've never met a heterosexual man who looks like... that.

You don't have to be gay! But by the gods, you are not straight. Please trust my gaydar on this.

Cv Sol (Dark Sun) x Ruin

They're such idiots it's so funny to see, but also frustrating they should kiss already. Sol stop denying it, Ruin open your eyes and realize Sol is fucking down bad.

Also Sol mayyy have someone else he kind of looks cute with, but yknnoow

GOD you're absolutely right. I live in the same house as those two, and it hasn't even been that long, but if Sol got entertainment from watching Nexus, Eclipse, and I dance around each other? Pfft, I'm having a 9-season long field day watching this insanity.

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...

I have no idea what chain of events caused me to end up in this current position in life.

But oh my god, whatever I did, I hope I keep doing it.

Well, with Lunar staying here tonight, I guess my sacred couch is occupied.

Time to find where the carpet is comfiest, I guess.

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Oh, motherfucker-

Solar? Are you okay? Eclipse says you aren't answering the phone. . .

-- Eclipse Nexus

Wh- dude, you know I'm fine, we just talked. Please, do me a favor and go and collect your damn boyf-

...Hey. Wait- Wait a damn minute-

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Jesus fucking christ! Dude, what the hell are you doing here?! It's the middle of the night!

I am not letting your ass in here- I need to charge, so come back in the morning. Or better yet, we can schedule a time to meet up, if you need something so badly.

Solar? Are you okay? Eclipse says you aren't answering the phone. . .

-- Eclipse Nexus

Wh- dude, you know I'm fine, we just talked. Please, do me a favor and go and collect your damn boyf-

...Hey. Wait- Wait a damn minute-

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Hah, hopefully this will. Hey @ilikescience-confession-blog, you ready f01101111 01110010 00100000 01110101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01111001 01100101 01110100? I can carry Eclipse 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101100 01100001 01100010, it's not too far from here. I can make it, I think.

Eclipse why must you be so 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 heavy to carry. God.

Hey, im gonna go kidnap you in like 2 minutes <3 Wake up Eclipse for me, im taking you two to my lab

-Nexus

Hah. I can survive a walk to the lab, b01110101 01110100 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101100 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110111 01101001th Eclipse, you'll probably have to c01100001 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00101110

@crappy-tsbs-confession-blog, you ready 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100110 01101001 01101110lly stop feeling like we're dying?

Hopefully...

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DID YOU JUST KICK OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR. WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!? I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT, RATTO BASTARDO!

PISS OFF BEFORE EITHER OF US DO SOMETHING WE REGRET. GOD!

Solar? Are you okay? Eclipse says you aren't answering the phone. . .

-- Eclipse Nexus

Wh- dude, you know I'm fine, we just talked. Please, do me a favor and go and collect your damn boyf-

...Hey. Wait- Wait a damn minute-

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🤨 This you, sir "I stayed out of your mess and your business"?

And oh dear god. "I'm not in denial, Solar-" you know who you sound like? Me. Me, when I was in denial that Nexus and Eclipse liked me. Is this how painful it was for you to watch me? No wonder we're not on the best of terms, you being in my vicinity must remind you of past traumatic experiences stemming from watching an idiot be an idiot, dear lord.

And I would love to stay out of this mess! I legitimately think your's, Ruin's, and Pan's... whatever you got going on would be better left alone right now, to let it grow and fester into something without any outside intervention.

But unfortunately, I am s01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100100 01110010idden. So, listening to you wax poetic to your bathroom mirror through the walls of this place is basically my only real form of entertainment right now, ya'know?

Cv Sol (Dark Sun) x Ruin

They're such idiots it's so funny to see, but also frustrating they should kiss already. Sol stop denying it, Ruin open your eyes and realize Sol is fucking down bad.

Also Sol mayyy have someone else he kind of looks cute with, but yknnoow

GOD you're absolutely right. I live in the same house as those two, and it hasn't even been that long, but if Sol got entertainment from watching Nexus, Eclipse, and I dance around each other? Pfft, I'm having a 9-season long field day watching this insanity.