#🐈‍⬛ // voidpup stares

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*eats a slugpup*

" ... "

[ blurple pup is now gone ?!?! ]

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>sv_cheats 1

>kill player "the_rot_h"

Hunter's problem solved through felony👍

[ the hunter is now cured of the rot ! ]

" ... oh !

yeah , that works too ~ ! thank you ! "

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2016 nissan frontier

" okay , that's enough putting random machines in my chamber . it's starting to get crowded in here . "

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Hey

Trick or yeet

" uhhhh ... yeet ?? "

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could i pet the sig

" absolutely ! but , i suggest you pet the pup instead — i'm sure they'll gain much more value from it than i will . "

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out of nowhere there was a low rumbling noise overhead. There was something, no, somethings headed towards the access shaft. A blue… leech?? popped out of the entrance

“Leech protective services. We have been called here by one of your victims because you have been reported to have evidence of you committing leech abuse, not to mention you openly admitting it.”

“Do these ring a bell? Well, as leech pebbles promised, you will now pay for your crimes and face the wrath of the leech swarm. Hope you enjoy constantly finding us in your structure like annoying little mosquitos for countless cycles! Leeches… ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!”

*there are now countless leeches flooding the chamber the fuck??*

" OH WHAT THE FUCK "

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I offer these splatoon squid cushion

" looks like someone had a bit of trouble with the broadcast ~

thank you , though ! pup's gonna love this ! "

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i ascend all the leeches flooding your chamber

" ... OH . THIS AGAIN . thank you ? i think ? "

( those leeches were going to dry up and die anyway . i could've used them for pup food ... )

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Here, have a saint

(Plush)

" a little green friend for my new pup !! thank you !!! "

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What are you so happy for.. I've heard of you once before, and figured to see what you do and what you like... Compared to the others you are odd.

-P

" well , do i really need a specific reason to be happy ? i'm just a naturally positive guy ! joy and whimsy runs through my blood !

... no , wait , i don't have blood . joy and whimsy runs through my ... coolant ? "

( thank you , other anon ! you people better not put any more diseases in my can . don't want to be the next five pebbles ~ )

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Here, have five pebbles. (Spawns in 5 rocks) (Also spawns in food for the slugpups)

" ten pebbles ... waow ... "

( there is now a bunch of random food in sig's chamber ! )

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repeat 4 spawn slugnpc

" ... oh !

thank you for the four new children , i suppose ... ? "

( void , i'm going to have to name these . )

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stretches you back to your original state and gives them head pats

" good void , i thought the bonks were over !! "

( the pup gets pats :) )

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spawn plush_iteratorcan

[ a plushie of an iterator can appears in the chamber — large , soft , comfortable like a pillow . the slugcats seem to be enjoying it . ]

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Hello Sig would you like some socks?

" i have no need for socks — unless you're thinking about giving them to this little menace . in which case , of course ! "

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EYO CHECK THIS-

*melts into a puddle of rot*

" NOT AGAIN !! "