#🌿🐛🌿 – “ I'm only paranoid because everyone is against me. ” — MAJ. FRANK BURNS : SHIFT

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Sweetheart~! -Ditzy💐

Annie, hello!!

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How are you? :D

Good morning!!!

He's looking so longingly at the alcohol???? Get you a person who looks at you the way Frank looks at alcohol. Or something. /silly -Willow

I look at all my partners and family that way!

And there's the sad puppy. As expected. -Willow

Hi hi!

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We're watching Survivor 47, and I've come to the realization that WE HAVE SO MANY SURVIVOR FACTIVES.

You would like Total Drama Island. -Willow

Speaking of which, I need to rewatch that.

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Sunday can't come fast enough... :(

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Apparently the first thing Frank did when he first met ??? Hunnicutt, he yelled at him very childishly, had a fit, and then began mansplaining about the procedure of how a bomb works and explaining his extremely controversial opinion on su!c!de??? What??? @spareeees -Willow

I have VERY controversial opinions on that topic.

Is this trauma based?? -Willow

Yes.

That.. explains a lot actually. -Willow

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I think I might hit my head on a wall. Several times. Please. Let me think. Stop blasting your fucking music. I'm going to grill myself.

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kibby caaaarrrrr….

Aaaaaaaaah. Also, I really wish I could say I'm canon compliant, but I fear I may be a double of the original Burns we developed and that scares me. Greatly. But I also have no memories of Ellowen, but I do have memories of you. (Noa Pierce) And the guilt of shouting at you, and treating you horribly. Is. A little overwhelming.

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did this wet rat of a boy have a chosen name or was there a runninh bit of him responding to Everyone's name. -crow

There was a running bit of him responding to everyone's name except for mine.

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OKAY FINE .. yarrow hunnicutt, any/all (except she i will GET you.)

Thank you!

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holding up a tiny age regressed dave to you -crow

c: ??

AUGH. HES. HES SO. /pos -crow

holding up a split shifted damon frank little guy.. -Willow

Hello! :D

The little guys ever.. -???

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Hii. <3.

your dog is especially murderous today . -crow

Hello, hello!!<3

This dog here is a pouty whiney bitch . -Willow

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Wait. Wait he's gone again? Wait no, no, no, hold on, wait, how did I just notice this?? He's fine, I'm sure of it. Eh.

^^ THE MOST UNWORRIED GUY EVER??? -Willow

I think he's just gotten to the point where he couldn't care less anymore and actually doesn't care anymore. Frank's mentally drained, partner keeps vanishing off of the face of the earth, Frank has become immune to the horrors /silly -Phenyx

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tipsyTurntech: lookin at you with my big ol' eyes.

Looking down at you menacingly..

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"Strider Curse" - Every system we know that's into homestuck has one, if not multiple, striders

Examples-

system we met on pesterchum with over 12 of the fucker

us (im brobot[dirk splinter] and we have dusk's dirk, and a dave. and im also davey lalonde.)

jev's sys (multiple Bro's + a dave)

We too, have many Striders, the one not dormant goes by Diana and she's amazing :)

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Consider! Hiding with you because trying to remember is scary.

Considered, we can make a pillow fort and protect ourselves from any dangers.

That still won't work. -BJ Hunnicutt

WHAT DO YOU MEAN STILL??? -WILLOW

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OKAY. NORMAL TIME. also i did have a chosen name, i just did not (and do not) feel like sharing because it's funny.

Can you please share? Pretty please?