#🌈|just a bit sadistic but it's okay he's funny

[murderousdiscoman]

THATS!! That’s the point of the dinner, hopefully!! I don’t know much about you either, but I’d like to get to know you!!! Thank you for accepting my offer!!! See you at… a time!! Whatever works for you!!!!!!

-rom.

I HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH MY TIME OTHER THAN WORK, SO JUST MAKE SOMETHING UP AND I'LL BE THERE!

I LOOK FORWARD TO THE ENTERTAINMENT!

[murderousdiscoman]

just saving this for later....

[He's trying to be sneaky]

Screw;

Gavin,are we magnetic. I am not testing this out

"What do you mean you're not testing this out? Go buy a fridge magnet and check."

[murderousdiscoman]

Welcome!

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This is an askblog for Brock Throckmorton from Regretevator!! I am so autistic about this man it's insane.

Ooc is @kristheevil

Warning! Due to the intense lack of canon content for Brock accompanied by my months-long obsession with the man, I have headcanoned him to the point of unrecognizability. I also don't know shit about disco. We'll figure it out when we get there.

I am a minor!! Any sexual shit will get deleted and I block without discrimination. You send one shitty ask? Blocked. I won't even post it.

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Tags:

🌈|Just a bit sadistic but it's okay he's funny = In-character posts/posts containing or related to Brock. Probably most of the posts here

🌈|Oh hey that's cool = Me reblogging Brock content. Mostly art probably

‼️|I'm punk man I have no fucking clue what I'm doing = Ooc posts

[murderousdiscoman]

Whatg is your problem /silly

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? I'M OUT HERE LIVING MY BEST LIFE! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!

[murderousdiscoman]

"Mr. Throckmorton? Have you seen a container labeled "cool rocks" laying around?" The metal man asked.

"One of my customers said one was stolen from them, and I have promised to help them retrieve it."

- @galvanized-square-steel

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I DON'T THINK I HAVE!

ALSO, PLEASE, JUST CALL ME BROCK. IT'S A LOT MORE CONVENIENT FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED.

[murderousdiscoman]

sends an unpleasant gradient to your current location

NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

I DON'T LIKE ANYONE IN MY HOUSE, LET ALONE... HIM!

[He seems rather displeased]

[murderousdiscoman]

"Hello, Mr Throckmorton," Gavin greeted the mass murderer/commissioner once more. "I regret to inform you that I believe you are mistaken about our perceived relationship. My intention was not for us to be friends with each other."

"I have previously stated that I would not like correspondence outside of professional matters, and I would appreciate sticking to that. I appreciate that you had good intentions in speaking with me about your concerns with Mark, but I'm afraid that it goes against our prior arrangement."

- @galvanized-square-steel

[Well, that's annoying. Seems he noticed Brock's attempts to worm his way into his life. He sighs, trying to find a way to play this off.]

I'M NOT TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND, METAL-HEAD. I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME! YOUR "FRIENDSHIP" IS JUST AN UNNECESSARY DISTRACTION, DONT'CHA THINK? OR CAN YOU NOT GET THAT IDEA THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL?

[murderousdiscoman]

Gavin re-entered the dance floor, carrying a stack of pristine, freshly made saw blades. It was a couple days before they were due, but it couldn't hurt to deliver them early. Thankfully, he had made sure to show up during the hours where the dance floor wasn't super active.

"I have arrived with your new blades. They are ready for installation," he monotonously spoke up. "May I please access the maintenance area for your meat grinder?"

- @galvanized-square-steel

OH, YOU'RE DONE ALREADY? EITHER YOU'VE GOT A DAMN GOOD WORK ETHIC, OR YOU'RE CUTTING CORNERS!

[The bridge to the area outside the dance floor slides out, allowing Gavin access.]

I'LL MEET YOU IN THE BASEMENT.

[murderousdiscoman]

Are you mentally sane or should I bring you to a hospital designed for people like you

-🪽🐾

...

PEOPLE LIKE ME? THAT FEELS LIKE AN INSULT.

WELL, DESPITE WHAT SOME PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE, I AM PERFECTLY SANE! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!

[murderousdiscoman]

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"HELLO!!!! do you like skating????" :D

YES I DO! IT'S THE ONLY WAY I GET AROUND!

IT WAS... A LEARNING CURVE... BUT NOW IT'S BASICALLY SECOND NATURE TO ME!

[murderousdiscoman]

Where are the bodies Brock.

WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH IN THE WAY OF BODIES ANYMORE... BUT THE MEAT'S IN THE BASEMENT! IT STAYS THERE UNTIL I CAN EITHER PROCESS OR SELL IT!

[He makes a smug smile.]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT? AS FAR AS I KNOW, THERE'S NO COPS IN THE REGRETEVATOR.

[murderousdiscoman]

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"what if i threw my bomb at someone,,,,,,,"

GO AHEAD! AS LONG AS IT'S NOT IN MY HOUSE, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH IT!

IN FACT, I ENCOURAGE IT! IT'D BE REALLY FUNNY!

[murderousdiscoman]

did you kill the queen of england?

I AM NOT GOING TO CONFIRM OR DENY THAT!

[murderousdiscoman]

brock throckmorton mor e Like eeerrm uuuhhh throck brockmorto.,..,

....WHAT.

[murderousdiscoman]

Hey do you like stereolab?

ONE SECOND...

[one internet search later...]

YES I DO!

I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN A SINGLE GENRE OF MUSIC, SONG, AND/OR BAND THAT I'VE DISLIKED, EVEN IF I DO HAVE MY FAVORITES, BUT I LIKE THE WAY IT SOUNDS, SO YES!

[murderousdiscoman]

Opinion on the impending doom?

DEPENDS ON THE DAY!

SOMETIMES I'M ACCEPTING AND EVEN WELCOMING OF IT, OTHER TIMES I SPEND A LOT OF TIME TRYING TO AVOID IT! I'M NEVER CONSISTENT WITH IT!