#��🪐 ⋆★ ⋆ planete.parle

[planete777]

Forgive me if this is outside the realm of what you’re comfortable talking about BUT

Lando’s always talking about his future kids and wanting to be a dad and all of that, so one could make the assumption there’s a touch of a breeding kink there

he finally makes good on the promises he’s been making in bed for years, finally knocks you up… and suddenly your boobs are bigger and, yeah, they’re achy, but the one thing that makes them feel better is when he sucks on them

sweet boy is in his bliss

anon this is PERFECT!!!!!

ive always had an inkling that he has a bit of breeding kink, though it's not something that is present everytime you have sex. but when he sees you playing with your little nieces and nephews, he's suddenly all pent up, and it's too obvious he is. he'd try to keep you close, hinting at his horniness, but you ignore him until you get home.

the second the door closes, he's pouncing onto you, dragging the both of you to the bedroom before going batshit crazy. im talking multiple rounds, "i'm gonna make you so full of my cum, you'll be pregnant with twins", and belly bulges!! he's big enough anyways so the second he sees the bump rise and flatten near your abdomen, he's taking your hand and placing it on your stomach, saying, " you feel that? i'm gonna put a baby there."

and you love it. no doubt at all.

after months of trying, your period is missed by 2 weeks and the test comes back positive.

lando is obsessed. just knowing that you're carrying his child, looking beautiful while doing so, and he's eager to help you whenever.

and so the second your complain about your heavy, aching tits, he's gently placing you on your back and lifting your shirt. his lips are on your nipples and all you feel is sweet relief. he's a goner, eyes hooded in complete bliss and yeah, you're now lactating, but he likes milk anyways 🤷‍♀️

[planete777]

oh my god you did not just put the idea of lando being pussy drunk in my head like that ? i need you to elaborate because i can't get it out my head now

i think the best way to elaborate is to give u a small drabble, no?? 18+ below, minors yk the drill ❗️

it's a harsh, pricking tendril of loopiness that meanders its way through lando's brain, flicking every neurone as it goes and completely setting him off.

there's a lacking concept of time as he drowns in everything y/n, figuring that he'd been there for hours... or even days— frankly speaking, he's a lost man.

irises bitten away by black pupils and sheened over with drunken arousal, lips sparkling with every juice he teased and ate out of his girlfriend's cunt, lando's found home between her legs and his tongue is absolutely inclement.

"l-lando, baby, it's— oh my god— fuck!"

y/n's whines go unheard, meshing with whatever murky glaze has settled over his mind, and her back arches as lando practically shoves his entire face deep into her pussy. it's so wet and so warm and so fucking good that his mouth waters, tongue jabbing through the plush muscle .

he's gonna stay here for as long as time wills, head lulling to the side when he runs out of air, eyelids heavy set and fingers smoothing y/n's thighs. he's gonna stay until his heart is content.

[planete777]

lando definitely has a size kink like i just know he loves being told he's got big hands (remember that interview w daniel, he got all giggly within seconds) like knowing he can grab both your wrists with just one hand. him constantly choking you for fun because he loooves how his hand looks around your small neck or have you sitting on his lap any chance he gets, arms around you and chin on your shoulder

ANONNNN u are making me crazy with this 😵‍💫😵‍💫

every time i think of landos hands, i remember the video he did with daniel because the way lando looked at daniel when he told him his hands were big... i just KNOW he's got some on him down there.

lando's size kink is potent, he just loves having his hands on you anywhere because it takes up so much space on your body!! im obsessed with the idea that he has a choking kink, and it gets more severe when he has a hand around your neck and you bring your own on top of his to tell him to squeeze harder. that would make him LOSE IT 🥴

also ties in with possessive lando, im guessing. doesn't want you out of his sight because his hands have to be on you always.

"arms around you and chin on your shoulder" !!!!! the fact that you can fit in his chest so perfectly and he can easily shield you drives him mad 🤭

[planete777]

Can we take a minute and talk about Lando eating you out because idk something about how much he’s matured in the last year makes me think he’s probably totally into it now

the pretty lips making out with your clit, the big green eyes looking up at you from between your legs, the cheeky smile when you’re *socloseohmygodlandoplease*

i agree 1000000%

i think as he's kinda grown into the fuckboy image he has now (all affectionately ofc ofc), he's definitely liked giving more than receiving. i did see one person say somewhere that they see lando as someone who likes his dick sucked more than actually giving, but i personally think that it's changed as he's matured, even more open to exploring the different ways he can, such as face sitting 😵‍💫

you'll be hesitant to sit down, but he's dragging your body right on top his mouth, thighs tight around his head like a shackle. and no matter how hard you're squeezing and grinding, he takes it like a champ, arms wound around your thighs and keeping you there.

on a slow day where he really wants to take u apart bit by bit, he'll definitely be down there for hours, face dripping wet and his little goatee glistening. edges you just until you hit the peak of insanity and sobbing out for him to let you cum. even when he finally does, he's diving right back in, green, hazy eyes stuck on you as his tongue is flicking your clit again and saying 'you can give me one more, baby, can't you?' but it's never truly just one more.

[planete777]

stay tunedddd 🙈

[planete777]

that ask abt lando being obsessed with nipple piercings it's stuck in my head the whole day cause that's 10000% true

i can see this man getting crazy to touch or licking it

and I'm pretty sure that he loves going out whit her wearing a tigh top/dress where the people can see her piercing through the fabric and he loves the fact that everyone knows his girl has her nipple piercinged but at the same time he would be jealous about all the eyes on his girl boobs

oh he'll LOVEEEE when his girl wears tight shirt just so it pokes out and everyone sees it. even better if it's one of those tops with hand prints on the bust. EVEN EVEN better if it was a diy top and it's his own handprint 🤭🤭

can u tell that im pretty self indulgent with this??? i just love the idea of lando being obsessed with nipple piercings and wanting you to show it off (and him basically showing you off). yeah he gets jealous when men talk to u and their eyes stray downwards, but you're quick to reprimand them anyways and call him over when you can.

he'd so post a pic of u in the shirt, zoomed in saying 'titty appreciation 🙌' and you'd repost it, doing the same thing with him in a compression shirt.

yeah im gonna write a full fic of this hehehe 🤭🤭

VERY VERY SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY ANON 😭😭😭

[planete777]

landos the typa guy to play a weird ass game on his phone after railing the shit out of you

BAE!!!!!! YES!!!!!!

like he would be lying in bed all shirtless after you've been knocked out and when you finally wake up, he'd be playing plants and zombies (yes i had to search up a game lmao 😭) or whatever. and he'd be so serious about it too, whining when he loses as if he wasn't pounding his cock into you half an hour ago 🥴

[planete777]

back again with more “Lando loves every step in the process of having a baby” thoughts

a horny one and a soft one if you will

1) maybe your baby’s fussy or your milk just came in all at once but holy wow are you full and achy and Lando comes home to you trying to pump while the baby sleeps and just looking miserable from being pulled raw and when he asks how he can help you ask if he could still get the milk out if he does it gently and his face hasn’t lit up so quickly since your little bub showed up

2) while you’re still pregnant, he overhears you talking to someone, maybe your sister or your friend, about how you know this will all be worth it in the end but you feel gross and like a whale and not like yourself at all and you can’t wait to be done so you can start feeling normal again and his little heart just breaks because he thinks you’re more beautiful than you’ve ever been and he’s so grateful that you’re taking this on for the both of you and is he not saying either of those things to you often enough and he doesn’t really know how to act around you after that

all of this is turning me to mush 🫠🫠🫠 18+ below the cut!!

2) dad!lando would be the sweetest ever!! during your pregnancy he'd not let you do a thing bcoz he's so scared something might happen. he tries to quell any insecurities that you have as your belly gets bigger and your body starts to accomodate it, but it absolute shatters him when he overhears your phone call with your best friend. you're tearing up, berating how you look and he's almost crying with you. has he not loved on you enough? he's definitely blaming himself for your low self esteem. the second you end your phone call, he's barging into the room and snuggling into you, telling you how beautiful you are and how he's fallen deeper in love with you since you got pregnant. he's definitely clingier after that, and it almost irks you, but the love is perfect and you wouldn't have it any other way.

1) your baby was fussy, refusing to latch on for your milk, and so you have two achy tits that are like weights on your chest. you're tired, just wanting to relieve the pain, pumping the milk out just as lando walks through the door. he's tired too, having gone a bit over time, and just as he walks into the bedroom, he notices your miserable disposition. you tell him your predicament, and you're not expected him to say "i can help you?" with his eyes looking hungrily at your boobs. you're hesitant at first, but the second you give in, his eyes are like suns and he's pressing his face into your tits.

[planete777]

everyone is saying ‘Lando loves boobs’ this, ‘it’s gives something to fiddle with’ that. But no one’s been brave enough to say Lando loves nipple piercings. It’s literally an add on to his fidget toy. RIP of his partner had got them done recently because he would not be able to handle being told to wait before playing with them. -🦕 anon (if a available)

YES! 100%!

he'd be fixated on them so much, literally cannot wait to touch them. the healing process has him whining and sulking because he doesn't think he can wait any longer, but once you're given the all clear and there's not more pain or swelling, his fingers a fiddling immediately!!

they're his stress toys, he has to play with them everyday 🤷‍♀️

he'd definitely want to pick your piercings, no denying that. he'd even help change them too 🤭 and if he gets carried away and starts sucking them then that's his business.

[planete777]

>>https://www.tumblr.com/planete777/739939894980493312/i-think-oscar-is-a-thighs-man?source=share

he would 100% ask to fuck ur thighs a. because he loves them b. because he loves seeing u beg him to fuck you instead

and i can imagine him going down on you for the first time but when he's on his knees between your legs, he immediately buries his face in your thighs and starts licking, kissing, biting ur inner thigh. Ur js sat their like 🤨sooo whens he gonna get down to business. but he's so focused with bruising ur thighs with hickeys that it takes him a while to actually remember why he's on his knees

bae you're sooooo right!!! like im shocked its taken me so long to realise that oscar's a sucker for thighs 😭😭😭 18+ beloww yk the drill!!

you'd be expecting him to eat you out sloppy, but his lips are biting and sucking on your inner thighd instead. ofc you're turned on and moaning, but your pussy's throbbing and all he's transfixed on is the skin of your thighs, now littered with dark hickeys.

it takes you a while to get his attention, but when he finslly sits up, he looks ruined and he hasn't even cum yet. he doesn't hesitate to eat you out though, but when you're cumming, desperate for him to finally fuck you, he's begging you to let him fuck your thighs instead.

if only you knew how crazy he'd get, you'd have asked him to do so sooner 🥴

[planete777]

friends or dating? ft my irl companion

so after i had my mum rate f1 drivers all those months ago, i decided to accumulate a collection of f1 pairings (one of them are 🤨 but when i saw it i was like 💳💥💥💥💥) and have my non-f1 friend guess whether they're merely platonic buddies, or GETTING IT lowkey. ofc i had to lie and say some are dating, but deep down... they really are!!! anyways, here are the results!!

credits to rightful owners of all pics/gifs. they are NOT mine!!!!!

1. max and daniel

the new generation it couple. ofc my friend fell into my trap hehehe 🤭🤭

friend's response:

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2. lando and oscar

if even the locals are thinking they're dating then i dont know how to defend these two 🤷‍♀️ oscar will sell himself out soon enough.

friend's response:

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3. charles and carlos

the way carlos looks charles up and down had me dead for sure. (i did add one that wasn't so blatant to balance things out a bit)

friend's response:

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4. george and pierre

now ikik it's not the most expected at all, i couldnt believe my eyes either, but now that u see the pic, i hope u see what i mean.

friend's response:

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OFCCCC she was wrong for all of them!!! i mean, they're just too gay, i don't blame her at all 😏 she was so real for this tho

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5. a lil bonus for when i actually tell her the verdict!

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thats it for now!!! see u in the next episode of 'planete annoys the hell out of her family/friends' <333

[planete777]

Do u think Lando is a sucker for big boobs or just boobs in general? I feel like big boobs tho 😩

i think the weight of big boobs and how much they jiggle is what does it for lando!! his oral fixation would mean that he'd want his mouth stuffed full for as long as he can 🥴 just suffocate this man with your boobs atp, he'll take anything!!

[planete777]

someone make a dad!charles fic with little oscar as his son NOW!

[planete777]

"you've already left kudos here."

me:

[planete777]

sooo.. as well as the first spice it chapter, im thinking of posting something else as well, and ofcc i need the masses to choose for me 🤭

option 1: high dj!lando x reader pwp

option 2: high!lando x reader, working out and horny

option 3: high!lando x reader, in a rented villa with other drivers but getting caught fucking and faded after the smoke alarm goes off

[planete777]

any fic recs? 💜💜

honestly i read soo many fics i cant remember all butttt here are a few writers that ill definitely recommend:

@lorarri - literally every single fic of theirs is worth reading!! so inclusive and high quality, forever a fan

@mariahcarreyyy - i drag her down with my delusions, she drags me down with hers. pls pls pls read EVERY SINGLE fic, it's all worth the read

@cl6teen - love their charles fic omg- GIVE US PT 3 PLZ 🙏!!!!

@saintslewis - basically read all her fics, in love with them

@enchantecafe - their blurbs drive me crazy!!! like honestly i need cait to write a big beautiful series so i can cry at how good it is

@theemporium - their kinktober event had me in a chokehold!!!!! i love their writing so so much

@dilemmaontwolegs - they have a lottt of series so you never go hungry 😋 'not a verstappen' is my absolute fave!!!

@norrisleclercf1 - the 'our boy' series, which is currently ongoing, is the cutest fic ever 😭😭😭

ive definitely missed a good chunk of authors, but off the top of my head these are who i can remember 🫶🫶