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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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Ceaseless watcher, show me this guy's balls.
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#peony says shit#peony does art#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#google show me this guys balls#jonathan sims#jon sims#tma fanart#art#artists on tumblr
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If I was an avatar of The Eye I would simply say "Ceaseless Watcher show me this guy's dick and also balls" and then laugh uproariously while dying gruesomely by some unspeakable horror.
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casually leaking top secret files: elliots quote book. our little poet.
“my faggot bench!”
“magnussy”
“blast off! 😄 Its party time!!!😃🎉”
“theres not bugs in my bagel i swear”
“im allergic to josh hutcherson”
“I am a minimim”
“Oh worm i accidentally spelled banana”
“ive run off to play musical chairs”
“FUCK NO NO NO NOT MY SCARY SOAGETI PHAZE”
“Also the djungelskog is immune to fire I decided”
“I dont get it”
“Oh. Oh i see.”
“The camera be darriens”
“Hehehehehehheheh”
“hold my hand NOW!!!!”
“I smell potato. Im gonna die”
“Horray”
“NEW STATEMENT. ......of Jonathan sims...... Regarding a spooky book”
“Sonbign”
“wait wjos mr blinkkin”
“TUMMY HUT”
“STOP”
“WUAT
“STOP ADDING THINGS”
“GRRRR”
“ABAHABABAHABABHHABBAHABBAB”
“.....boob.............”
“Shit”
“Fuck”
“Damn”
“C O C K”
“I bite all of my friends [and you]”
“[Runs away] OW MY KNEES”
"i have a corrupt government plan"
“what if he had big naturals but it was just his eyebrows”
“earful? what about buttcheek full?”
“THE 😭😭😭MAGNUS😭😭😭 ARCHIVES😭😭😭”
“for someone who hates being mean to people-you talk a lot of buttcheek.”
“can i just have a peice of cheese? hooray!!”
“i have acquired cheese”
“giggling”
“*dabs*”
“its boobs** carter.”
“Because theyre fucking stupid, elliot.”
“Respond to me you buttcheek”
“you say thats the fattest thing youve ever heard—- have you heard yourself?”
“NOT YEAG”
“wait you need to add the-hold on i have to find it”
“im not gay”
“but men though”
“finish the story first awnwgh”
“WHO SAID THAT”
“I'M NOT A hOmOsExUaL”
“god FORBID”
“i hate gay people so much. i hope they all burn for their sins ooooh my name is elliot and im oh so hateful and i avtuslly said thtid. this isnt other elliot typing this up in hopes he will be cancelled, this is me, Josh Hutcherson saying i hate gay people.”
“Thats upsetting.”
“Rhe beabtles”
“KILL YOURSELF”
“sonbign”
“No bazinga”
“No, bazinga”
“No? bazinga”
“No! Bazinga?”
“no not lmoa”
“Good lord.”
“SOBBIGN”
“do i need to doxx this guys entire friend group.”
“I mean i said fuck it we ball but still”
“Nothing i thought we were just sharing what we were eating and what we were thinking abt”
“I know what im gonna wear… MY KNEE BRACES”
“Also im going to murder the guy that asked you to prom”
“hey dipper, if your show gonna make big money i can show you how to do tax fraud. wink wink.”
“it doesnt matter how it started it matters how its going”
“Mitchell…… ‘who is Migchel’ ‘mitchell…’ Cultist ‘woah’ *ex cultist ‘whyd he stop ☹️’ He got burnt at the stake 🤪 ‘HWTAP’ elliot sometimes i wish i understood the out of pocket shit you say’ :3”
“my plaSTIC NOOOOO”
“Will wood😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”
“You die”
“OH MY FUCK MY QUEEADESA”
“DONT DROP HIM”
“HE WOULD PROBABLY DROP YOU TOO IF HE HAD LONGER ARMS”
“what if i slide into your bounce house”
“Autismo…Dont you mean… AWESOMEO”
“Wee woo”
“Movie tim…”
“THIS IS NO LAUGHI G BATTER”
“i am going to drink airport water real quick”
“i’m italian and german, im on the wrong side of ww2”
“im gonna bite someone do dododododo”
“mmm… medical help..”
“No like velcro”
“Is there a larry the cucumber in my bag right now, elliot.”
“MARTIN. STOP trying to TOUCH the PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE. just PUT YOUR HANDS in YOUR POCKETS or SOMETHING-“
Its crude oil! “Called it”
“if theres a will — WILL WOOD!”
“larold”
“stop rizzing up larry the cucumber.”
“This is…. larry the cucumber..”
“chiropracting…. OOOOW”
“i’m magnussing!”
“amongd us… what if amongst us?”
“i switch them out every other day” (referring to his collection of knees)
“dareiwn”
“FUCK ITS TOO LONG”
“😭🤣😭😭😭🧅😭so tried”
“His teerth aer nit skft😭😭😭😭😭”
“GOODFNINGET ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”
“HOW DO YOU SAY MISSIPIPI”
“I’m serving cunt and ceaseless watcher”
“oh its my cult!”
“i was met with- BOOM TITTIES!!!”
“its a cult ritual ☝️”
“They crabs FUCK dude”
“Sigh. Faggot.”
“I love hole(s)”
“MISTER WHAT.”
“i wanna punt that kid into the sun. i want to make field goals with him, nevermind, i want to use him as the ball.”
“actually my mommy loves me very much”
“Booyah.”
“I love it when Mitski plays without my consent”
“Gerlad!!”
“Jaws the shart”
“THE REASON I KEEP GOING OFF SPEAKER IS BECAUSE I AM NOT SPEAKING I AN SCREAMING”
“I just perpetually hit the reblog button” (stuttering and on the verge of tears)
“They looked at tma and thought not gay enough”
“he suffers from white.”
“I didn't know your dog could bake”
“im not crying i swear i just have really wet autism eyes”
“What if. I forgot”
“Back in my day we didn't have no anti depressants. We just killed ourselves.”
“MAYcy”
“AAHHHH I KNOW THAT BALD HEAD ANYWHERE”
“THERE ARE COMMUNISTS IN MY FUNHOUSE”
“this is disgusting and i am going to be smearing it on my face”
“thats not charlie thats jesus hate to break it to you”
“im not crying okay? im batman.”
“THATS NOT ME ITS SHAKESPEARE, MODERN DAY SHAKESPEARE: HIS NAME IS WILL WOOD.”
“You look balder than usual.”
“asmr youre being eaten alive”
“THERES A TRAIN GOING ON BY MY HOUSE IM FUCKING TWEAKING I LOVE TRAINS SO MUCH”
“autism be damnked my boy can cook a bbq”
“autism win💀💀👻”
“Jonathermostat”
“let me give andrew the biggest, wettest, autism eyes ever.”
“hey bucko- hey FUCKo”
“yeah. take that POOKIE.”
“i do what i want BIETCH”
“am i so white that white face paint makes no difference “
“GOD. who needs that much food at once!! Slow down!!”
“The trout population will be affected.”
“i need a little baby rat— actually youre my little baby rat”
“balls blast? ohhh”
“the number of miles is i dont care—oh fuck”
“hashtag my tummy really hurts”
“*whispered after a long moment of silence* you should go on township…”
“would you like me to be your waiter.”
“thats a real knee-slapper— OW MY KNEES”
“balls”
hehehehehehehe hi its me elliot
JUDAS NOW
“I dont freeze Im too hot😎😎😎”
“i’d prefer not to have titties, thanks.”
you’ve been exposed @possiblyhenry
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Tapes are Us and Web
these are the tacks on my red string board.
- tapes are Web-associated
- there is “something” that is friendly or at least benevolent on the other side of the tapes
- The tapes aren't just Web (for a lot of reasons but just think of how betrayed Martin sounded in 196)
- Tapes are Us (potentially) ("you have no idea who's listening, Martin")
- Jon is Important to the tapes somehow
- Jon is connected to the tapes
- The tapes/Web share the weirdness of not being affected by things that should affect them (Upton House, e.g.)
- The crack in reality at Hill Top Road connects to other universes, including some very like ours
- The Web and Hill Top Road are very closely connected
My theory: the Web is what connects the tapes to Jon and manifests the tapes through him (hence why tapes still appeared when Jon was cut off from the Eye) and We, The Audience, are (partially) the benevolent presence listening to the tapes aka TAPES ARE US AND WEB. ALSO the tapes are the key to turning the world back.
Red-stringing, more Tape Thoughts, end theorizing, and significantly more rambling below the cut.
Tape thoughts:
- In general, it seems as though the tapes click on when something... narratively important is happening to Jon (or Martin, to a lesser degree). I don’t know if this can be considered evidence because of how blurry the line gets when you make the narrative framing device part of the damn story Jonny, but I’ve been throwing around the idea that the tapes are driven by our desire to know what's happening
- The tapes are being manifested by the Web, though, or at least the Web is involved in it somehow.
- Additionally, there seems to be implications that the Web and the tapes aren’t affected by things that they should be. The tapes still turn on by themselves in Upton House and the tunnels, Annabelle doesn’t deal with any negative effects from, you know, having a skull held together with spiderwebs, and Anya Villete was somehow sucked through the crack in HTR’s basement despite the fears presumably not existing in her universe. This is just spit-balling at this point but I think this weird immunity could be a side-effect of all the messing around Annabelle/The Web were doing around Hill Top Road
- Jon is still central to the tapes (”the tapes are here for me” - MAG 190) even if he’s not the one manifesting them and he’s definitely connected to them in some way - they only start reappearing after he wakes up from the coma and he has a sense about them that no one else save maybe Martin seems to have about them.
- SO I think the tapes are... anchored to Jon, for lack of a better word, by the Web. Why The Web would have formed the connection between Jon and the tapes I don’t know. (Unless the Web didn’t form the connection and just took it over slowly?)
- With the camera gone, I think it’s gotta be the tapes that are going to be the key to turning the world back.
- I'm not sure about this but I think it has to do with the Watcher/Watched paradigm. People listening to the tapes, observing, documenting the events, ultimately makes all the fears the Watched, and that, according to Jon's whole CEASELESS WATCHER routine, is enough to destroy them. (or at least fuck em up I don't know if you can kill an entity)
More thoughts:
- A lot of this theorizing about how the tapes are us and how the listeners become relevant to the story would feel like far more of a reach if TMA as a whole wasn’t also so much about stories. Like, it’s clear that Jonny himself puts a lot of significance on narratives and story-telling (see The Mechanisms and MacGuffin & Co.) and that has obviously been figuring into things (I mean, that’s a whole chunk of Beholding’s thing right there, and like all of Jon’s thing)
- I hope they don’t actually go too meta on us though like I just want a crack in the fourth wall not for them to demolish it
- if they say the word podcast I'm going to commit a crime
- So, where does this leave Jon? Well I’ve been obsessed with the idea that the Rime of the Ancient Mariner (aka the poem recited in the mid-season trailer by Arun) is some serious foreshadowing for how the show ends. If you haven’t read it, basically guy kills an albatross that he shouldn’t have, stuff happens, and he’s forced to wander the earth forever telling his story to people who need to hear it.
- So here’s my end theory that nobody asked for: Jon becomes the conduit between the actual content of the tapes and our world (/all the worlds like our world), forever telling his story to those who need to hear it, keeping the powers out but at the cost of his... personhood? humanity? basically he gets Jonah Magnus’d is what I’m saying. there’s your fucking grim souffle.
- someone's falling into that crack. probably Jon.
this got super long, i’m. so sorry. congrats if you made it this far lol
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