#��� ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER

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ARRANGED MARRIAGE AU // accepting!

@stanislawkowalski : All I ask is, that you do not cast me aside. Have mistresses and lovers as you please, but confide in me as I am to be your husband

" and is that supposed to soothe my heart? "

spoken dry, deadpan, golden eyes laid upon his husband-to-be with all of the fondness of stone. after all, this was business. transactional. why were they trying to weave emotions into what was inevitably to be hollow and cold?

atticus glanced away, unamused, and untouched by this seeming effort to make the most of their future vows.

" if i confide in you, will you properly hear me? will you even care about what i say? or is this the efforts of a jealous man, wishing to harbor one thing that others cannot have? "

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makin expired mac n cheese anybody want some

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inbox call, like this 4 an atti in ur inbox. (multis unless u specify sb im gonna pick at random!!!!)

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forcibly ripping myself away from my match tile game to do some drafts.

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if u see a follow from my ganondorf blog @/dragmiire and zelda is not ur cup of tea, ur welcome 2 ignore. i simply like following all the same folks on all my blogs so i can regularly stalk i mean check in on ur posts 👀

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think im gonna treat myself and go to bed at 7 pm today

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honk honk

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writing things and realizing atticus is in his forties while everyone he's interacting with is in their twenties or barely into their thirties.

he's over here wondering when tf he got surrounded by babies.

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i like to imagine after a long day atticus, too, goes to the first cat he sees and puts his face in their tummy fluff

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ok time 2 go 2 work, i will be watching 👁️👁️🫵

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i am still tired in spite of going to sleep at 7. this is incredibly rude and i want to talk to the sleep manager.

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as a pkmn rpc veteran, i have gone thru So much weird, annoying, and unpleasant shit over the past 12+ years of participating in it it is wild.

i have so many screenshots of just weird shit in my discord dms, from the several harassment campaigns i got to experience to ppl quite literally threatening to harm themselves if i stopped talking to them (they got blocked lol).

one person made an entire positivity blog under an anonymous name just to try and find a way to follow me again, tho i recognized their writing style/they made some vague posts that clued me in, so they got blocked again.

idk what it is abt pkmn that makes ppl make such poor choices. like, is it just bcuz it is a game for children???

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ok, i GOTTA go make dinner. no more starting psychological wars between each other when im gone and unable to watch w/ popcorn.

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due to raising two boys, atticus is pretty in on modern day lingo. he has been 'deez nuts' too many times to not recognize it when it is coming.

he does not, however, understand the joke about posting the entire bee movie/shrek script. he never sees it coming. he is confused every time.

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ah thank goodness u always know how to give him such good enrichment kas-- @amaeranthos

KURA NO. @un1awful

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ok im back were u guys good baby sitters to my lil guy