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If you are participating in the #nyeskullbash2018 feel free to reblog and send these to anyone else you know who is participating! Part 2 will be posted later with starters themed for when the clock has struck midnight.

“Team Skull sure knows how to party!”

“Somebody’s going to die tonight. I just know it.”

“I’m so glad I found you. This party’s insane!”

“You wanna be my New Year’s kiss?”

“So, have you thought of a New Year’s resolution?”

“What if this was a trick and Team Skull’s going to try to steal all our Pokemon?”

“Looks like the host is already getting smashed.”

“Don’t just stand there! Help me eat all these snacks!”

“The Skull grunts hogging the aux cord said my song request was too lame…”

“Nice dance moves!”

“Come dance in the rain with me!”

“I’m impressed. These fireworks aren’t half bad even if it’s raining.”

“I don’t know why I came. Fireworks make me nervous…”

“Let’s go make some stuff explode!”

“Come check out the game room with me. I bet I can beat you at [insert game here].”

“Apparently I suck at video games when I’m drunk…”

“I can’t wait to make some mistakes!”

“For once, please don’t do anything too stupid tonight.”

“Join me outside for a battle? Who cares if it’s raining!”

“Hey, you should go talk to _____. I think they’re your type.”

“Oops. I may have dressed a little too fancy for this.”

“This kimono I’m wearing is actually extremely comfy!”

“I got here kinda late… Did I miss anything?”

“I need another drink.”

“Ugh. Can 2017 just be over already?”

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These starters are themed for after the clock has struck midnight. If you are participating in the #nyeskullbash2018 feel free to reblog and send these to anyone else you know who is participating! Part 1 starters are still totally welcome to be used!

“10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

“Oops… I’m so drunk I forgot how to count backwards…”

“Oh no! I need a New Year’s kiss! Quick, kiss me!”

“Never had a New Year’s kiss before, not gonna have one now.”

“I was in the bathroom and missed the countdown…”

“Ugh, finally. 2017 is over.”

“2018 is gonna be a really good year. I can feel it.”

“Whoa! It sounds like actual bombs are going off outside right now!”

“How much money’s worth of fireworks do you think Skull stole to put on this show?”

“This party is still going full blast! I can’t believe nobody’s died yet!”

“I think you’ve had enough.”

“I lost one of my Pokemon! I’m scared a Skull grunt stole it or something! Please help me find it!”

“The people I came with are nowhere to be seen… I think I got ditched.”

“I made a huge mistake tonight.”

“Do you need help getting home?”

“Come home with me tonight?”

“I’m surprised by how long I’ve survived without passing out or getting sick.”

“It’s sad I probably won’t remember any of this tomorrow!”

“Whoops! I think I’ve drinks more spilled than I drank! Or… spilled more drinks than I drank… or maybe not.”

“New Year’s resolution? Yeah, I have one. It’s to leave this party now.”

“Well… I’ve already gone against my resolution.”

[incoherent drunken babbling]

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If you are participating in the #skulloweenbash feel free to reblog and send these to anyone else you know who is participating!

“There’s no way this old mansion isn’t haunted...”

“Come on, I want to trick-or-treat around Po Town before things get too crazy!”

“Do you think I look stupid for not wearing a costume?”

“Do you think I look stupid in this costume?”

“You call that scary? Oh, please...”

“If I die tonight, it will be from sugar, alcohol, or both. I think that’s a good way to go.”

“There’s so much candy and birthday cake... I’m going to make myself sick tonight.”

“Don’t touch the candy, I heard it’s actually drugs!”

“Vodka gummy Wurmple almost taste better than regular gummy Wurmple...”

“How many little kids do you think will be disappointed for Halloween because Skull stole so much of this candy?”

“Nice costume! It’s a costume you’re wearing, right?”

“The scariest thing about tonight is how close that chandelier looks to falling.”

“I’m expecting something crazy scary to be staged later... I feel like that’s the kind of trick Team Skull would pull.”

“This looks like a treat... but maybe it was a trick, and Team Skull’s going to try to steal all our Pokemon!”

“The storm outside is starting to scare me...”

“If any spooky sounds happen here, at least the music is too loud to hear it.”

“Are any of your Pokemon in costume? Can you show me?”

“Looks like the birthday boy’s already getting wasted.”

“I know we didn’t have to bring the Boss a gift, but I kind of feel bad for not...”

GENERAL SKULL BASH STARTERS:

These starters are being reused from previous Skull Bashes, relating to the usual Team Skull house party shenanigans.

“Team Skull sure knows how to party!”

“I’m so glad I found you. This party’s insane!”

“I bet I can drink more _____ than you can!”

“That music gives me a headache…”

“The Skull grunts hogging the aux cord said my song request was too lame…”

“I can’t wait to make some mistakes!”

“For once, please don’t do anything too stupid tonight.”

“This place reeks… Wanna come outside with me?”

“Join me outside for a battle? Who cares if it’s raining!”

“I don’t know why I came. This is too crazy for me.”

“Come check out the game room with me. I bet I can beat you at [insert game here].”

“Apparently I suck at video games when I’m drunk…”

“It’s sad I probably won’t remember any of this tomorrow!”

“Hey, you should go talk to _____. I think they’re your type.”

“I need another drink.”

“Can I get you another drink?”

“I think you’ve had enough.”

“I got here kind of late… Did I miss anything?”

[incoherent drunken babbling]

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          ❛❛ MADAM PREZ AIN’T THAT OLD! I’M STILL A NAUGHTY BOI THIS YEAR! ❜❜

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Send a suggestion of what you think is a really random interest/hobby for my muse.

If I like it I’ll headcanon it and explain why it’s not so random after all, based on canon details or things I already headcanon.

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ATTACHMENT STYLE QUIZ

RELAXED-AVOIDANT (DISMISSIVE):  Individuals in this quadrant often take a dim view of others, preferring to keep their distance and guard against invasions of their autonomy and privacy. Relaxed-Avoidant personalities tend to have a strong belief that others are too different from them for truly intimate relations to be worthwhile. They may have a spouse and family, and even be solidly anchored in a stable network of friends and acquaintances, but at the end of the day, they tend to avoid entering into relations where emotional interdependence and intimacy are required. Unlike individuals who fall in the On Edge-Avoidant quadrant, Dismissive personalities tend to be quite content keeping their deepest feelings and views to themselves, and they often have a deeply-held belief that the opinions of others are mildly irrelevant or even second-rate. Consequently, many Dismissive types are often quite good at dissimulating, that is, appearing to share their innermost thoughts, while in reality, they are simply appeasing others without ever letting them come close.

Independent and proud of it, these individuals can typically achieve remarkable feats of social manipulation and self-restraint, but on the downside, they may have trouble kicking bad habits (such as drinking or smoking) which they can enjoy in solitude and use to comfort themselves, independently of the company of others. They can frequently be unmotivated or lazy with regard to the duties that others expect of them, but on the other hand, they are often very original (since they are not hindered by concerns about having to conform to the expectations of the group). Finally, they also tend to be intelligent risk-takers, since they are at heart relaxed and cool under fire.

Tagged by:  stole from @lukissed Tagging:  @pkmncontestsorbust @agentcatman @deliveryboi @balsamina @laeofalola & anybody else

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Dating Strengths and Weaknesses

DATING STRENGTHS 

Flirtiness - 100%  Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities.

Confidence - 72.2%  You are sure of yourself and confident of your abilities. Displays of confidence go a long way when attracting a date.

Adventurousness - 58.3%  You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life.

Sense of Humor - 57.1%  Women are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display!

Independence - 57.1%  Your strong sense of independence comes in handy while dating. You are not held back or tied down; you are free to pursue your interests.

DATING WEAKNESSES

Temper - 100%  You need to work on controlling your temper. Don't let your anger get the best of you. A calm and rational persona is important when dating.

Negative Reputation - 77.8%  Your reputation may be working against you. Sometimes this is impossible to control, but try to counter-act it by presenting yourself in positive ways.

Arrogance - 62.5%  You are a bit full of yourself. You need to practice a little humility now and then, as arrogance can be a turn-off.

Stolen from: @laeofalola Tagging: @pkmncontestsorbust & anybody else!

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          ❛❛ Tag yo’self, I’m Skullking— Shit, I mean the top left! ❜❜

@bigcalavera @emergencyxexit @thebrokenbeasts @ask-guzma @skullcd

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GET TO KNOW ABC’S: MUN EDITION

a .  age :  23 b .  birthplace :  dumb ol’ stupid south carolina c .  current  time :  8:15pm d .  drink  you  had  last :  grape juice e .  easiest  person(s)  to  talk  to :  my close internet friends f .  favorite  song(s) :  hhhhhhh right now i can’t get enough of my dream come true song “him & i” by g-eazy & halsey h .  horror  yes  or  horror  no :  horror yes :^) i .  in  love ? :  no :^( just with my cat :^) j .  jealous  of  people :  lmao sometimes :^) k .  killed  someone :  why would anyone admit that here & no i have not l .  love  at  first  sight  or  should  i  walk  by  again ? :  no m .  middle  name :  anne n .  number  of  siblings :  0 o .  one  wish :  ............i mean i guess i wish i’d get my shit together q .  question  you’re  always  asked :  isn’t everyone always asked how they’re doing? r .  reason(s)  to  smile :  this blog and all it’s given me s .  song  you  sang  last :  i have no idea tbh. maybe the one i linked up there t .  top  3  fictional  characters :  guzma...... aaand 2 more i can’t possibly decide on right now u .  underwear  &  color :  ??? the underwear i’m wearing is grey v .  vacation :  can i just stay in my apartment... or finally meet my best friend in england w .  when’s  your  birthday :  february 23rd x .  x - rays :  ?????? i’ve had a few y .  your  favorite  food :  spaghetti !! ! 1! !! !!!! z .  zodiac  sign :  pisces. glub glub

Tagged by: i stole :^)c Tagging: @pkmncontestsorbust @tyrantrumtraining @tenderpoison @rebelracket @balsamina @agentcatman @thebrokenbeasts @hisflare & THE REST

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BOLD ANY FEARS THAT APPLY TO YOUR MUSE, ITALICIZE ANY THAT MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE.

the dark ⋆ fire ⋆ open water ⋆ deep water ⋆ being alone ⋆ crowded spaces ⋆ confined spaces ⋆ change ⋆ failure ⋆ war ⋆ loss of control ⋆ powerlessness ⋆ prison ⋆ blood ⋆ drowning ⋆ suffocation ⋆ public speaking ⋆ insects ⋆ birds ⋆ snakes ⋆ the supernatural ⋆ clowns ⋆ dolls ⋆ heights ⋆ death ⋆ dying ⋆ intimacy ⋆ rejection ⋆ abandonment ⋆ loss ⋆ the unknown ⋆ the future ⋆ not being good enough ⋆ standing out ⋆ scary stories ⋆ speaking to new people ⋆ poverty ⋆ loud noises ⋆ being touched ⋆ forgetting ⋆ caves ⋆ the cold ⋆ being insignificant ⋆ being forgotten ⋆ being an outcast ⋆ guns ⋆ knives ⋆ needles ⋆ torture ⋆ getting lost ⋆ confrontation ⋆ natural disasters ⋆ sharp teeth

Tagged by: stole from @teamskullgrunt-mist​ Tagging: @pkmncontestsorbust @tenderpoison @laeofalola @illusionaryinfinity @sistervenom @agentcatman @pokemoves

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fill out the angst application below.

Tagged by:  stole from @pxgtails Tagging:  do this if you are debating whether or not you want to

basics

> NAME - guzma > AGE - 27 > SPECIES - human

bold what applies

drinker smoker done/does drugs knows what a broken heart feels like (postgame) has committed a crime suffers a physical disability suffers a mental disorder has experienced severe trauma

details

> BIGGEST FEAR - being replaced or abandoned / losing team skull / losing plumeria > RECURRING NIGHTMARE - bad nights involving his father / being back in prison / being trapped in ultra space (postgame) > SOMETHING YOU MISS - his mama / team skull (postgame) > BIGGEST REGRET - this boi’s got no ragrets yo / until going to ultra space not knowing if he’d ever return, leaving his fam behind (postgame) > A SECRET - his insecurities / his heart of gold

pick one

fire or water mother or father to hurt or be hurt eerie or gory unrequited love or no love

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SHAKESPEARE  AESTHETICS

MACBETH   the howl of wolves. moonless nights. dirt under fingernails. stained silk. chattering teeth. voices hoarse and cracked. rotting fruit. echoing drums. dry heaving. hanging cobwebs. stifling humidity. bloodshot eyes. the roughness of rusted steel. wild rosebushes. muscle cramps. the sound of splintering wood.

A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM   crackling fires. ivy crawling on stone. the faint music of running water. petrichor. dirty, bare feet. tattered clothing. thistledown. wilted wildflower crowns. late evening birdsong. curling leaves. a symphony of croaking frogs. drifting feathers. the eerie sound of windchimes at night. humming bees. beds of clover.

ROMEO & JULIET   warm golden lamplight. worn shoes. rumbling brick walls. whispered poetry. embroidered satin. cool, hazy mornings. tousled hair. rosewater. flushed cheeks. distant orchestras. unfinished marble statues. cobblestone streets. loose threads. ink smudged on parchment. tapping fingers. dust illuminated by sunlight. poison vials.

HAMLET   shattered glass. a cluster of fraying ribbons. unanswered knocks on doors. lingering dampness. white noise. inexplicable drafts. migraines. bleeding ears. the taste of metal. reflected mirrors. dry, cracked lips. the sound of tearing paper. fogged windows. memories of dreams. tarnished silver. protruding veins.

TAGGED BY: i’m a dirty thief TAGGING: @pkmncontestsorbust @deliveryboi @agentcatman @balsamina @ofvaricty and all of the people i can’t think of atm

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WHICH CHARACTER TROPE ARE YOU?

THE ANTI-HERO

A central character in a story, movie, or drama who lacks conventional heroic attributes. They often fail many times and are known to be flawed. Opposite of the Tragic hero, you often do things out of selfishness so you can advance and grow as an individual. This is often done unconsciously. When people ask for favors, you expect rewards in return. Your personality can be seen as complicated and you often go through a cycle of moods in a matter of what seems like seconds. You're seen as typically aggressive and full of emotion. There would be times where it seems like you are completely calm and then at a flip of coin be upset about something. You have a lot on your mind 24/7 and it's hard for you to handle. Sometimes your attempts at showing you care can backfire, since you often get too into the emotional aspect of the situation.

tagged by: stole from @tenderpoison tagging: @pkmncontestsorbust @balsamina @agentcatman @iiciumz @laeofalola @obsidiae @simikami

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Your Love Style is Eros

For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you’re currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love… And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!)

Tagged by: uhhh various ppl i think Tagging: if u ain’t done it

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CLASSICAL ALIGNMENT TEST

Tagged by: don’t remember who i stole it from Tagging: @tender--age--in--plume​ @pkmncontestsorbust​ @elekron​ @deliveryboi​ @laeofalola​ @vinelashed @whxt-trial

RESULT: CHAOTIC EVIL 79%

You are the definition of mayhem, death and destruction. You do whatever your greed tells you to, and take delight in taking what you can from those who are weaker. The world is one big war, and winner takes all. You plan on being that winner. You would never serve someone else, and you would never work with someone else. If you did, less loot and profit for you.

Chaotic Neutral 59% Neutral Evil 56% Chaotic Good 25% Neutral 9% Lawful Evil 2% Lawful Neutral 0% Neutral Good 0% Lawful Good 0%

BONUS! POSTGAME RESULT: CHAOTIC GOOD 78%

( Because he’s basically a different character postgame, I thought it would be interesting to retake the test with that mindset. )

You are what a vigilante is perceived as. You see laws as inherently bad and will break them without guilt to do what you think is right. You have no need to serve any rulers or have someone else tell you what good is. If you are working for an evil villain, or anyone, it is because you saw a need to unite with them due to a larger force who could not be defeated alone.

Neutral Evil 73% Neutral Good 54% Chaotic Evil 46% Chaotic Neutral 43% Neutral 26% Lawful Good 18% Lawful Neutral 9% Lawful Evil 7%