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[cupofjoes]

I've got a question I've always wanted to know the answer to -- do any of you pro football guys ever play fantasy football? It sounds like a logistical nightmare for a lot of reasons, but I could also see it being super fun building teams out of guys you're bros with on other teams and such. Runner up question -- if you had to build a fantasy team and you couldn't pick your QB, who're you calling? @killa--trav

[cupofjoes]

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭 ⇢ perrie edwards.

joe : every time i see somebody call you pez (cute nickname, btw) i can't help but think of those candy dispensers circa 2005. takes me fuckin' back.

[cupofjoes]

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭 ⇢ leigh-anne pinnock.

joe : i feel like i have to start these things by saying that i am 100% not falsely advertising when i say the 'dating' part of my 'dating' profile is hella loose.

joe : always down to shoot the shit, ofc -- but if you're looking for serious, i'm not that guy. can't remember the last time i even matched that description.

joe : charming, i know -- if you're cool for that, we're cool. what's up?

[cupofjoes]

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭 ⇢ harry kane.

joe : i swear, i'm getting too old for these apps. been squinting for the past ten minutes hoping i even made my damn profile correctly.

joe : what's good?

[cupofjoes]

Not everyday you meet royalty in real life, is it? I was never a cotillion kid or whatever it's called, so I feel like I've got absolutely zero clue how to conduct myself around the Cinderella -- circa 2015, anyway. All jokes aside, it's cool to meet you. My girls will never believe I got to meet the girl who 'gets to ride in a pumpkin car.' Clearly, a decent SUV just doesn't measure up for my leading ladies. @lilyjxmes

[cupofjoes]

Is it just me who thinks back to the DIsney Channel Games and wonders how that was even real? I swear, sometimes I think it wasn't and I was just super high at the time. I reminisce on the 'good 'ol days' sometimes, and then I remember how actually whack some of it was. Anyway -- haven't seen you in a while, Cyrus. How's it goin'? @milcycyrus

[cupofjoes]

Don't think we've ever bumped elbows, but we gotta' change that real quick. I've heard some of your stuff, even -- just never got the chance to link up and say hey. I'm Joe -- good to meet 'ya, man. @kvmnamjoons

[cupofjoes]

I've been feeling this obnoxious urge to go to a karaoke bar. Super annoying about it. Don't even know what song I'd sing, but I'm feeling the vibe. Might be all the covers the guys and I are doin' on tour right now giving me the itch for it. Do you have a go-to karaoke bop? @alycas

[cupofjoes]

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭 ⇢ jordyn woods.

joe : i gotta ask -- how many clowns on this app try to make a cheesy ass pun outta your last name? or spell your first name wrong?

[cupofjoes]

Time's a trap. How does football season pass in the blink of an eye, yet takes eons to come back around again? Needless to say, I'm stoked the best time of year's upon us in just a matter of days. Who you got this year for making it to the playoffs, both NFL and college? Doing any fantasy leagues this year? I can't ever figure that shit out, I swear. @glen-pcwell

[cupofjoes]

preliminary tag dump !