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PUPPET HISTORY (SEASON 1) STARTER SENTENCES!
“I have never been ready for this.”
“To set the mood, a reading from ‘The Signs of Death’…”
“But great plague though! Good one, really good.”
“I’m in the middle of a scene!”
“This is not what friends do!”
“A funny name for the source of my greatest dread.”
“I’ll die for a jellybean, baby.”
“Ah yes, death.”
“If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.”
“I’m gonna walk by you slowly so you can see who won.”
“He never looks happy! He either looks indifferent or very disappointed and angry.”
“Why would you—? Why? Why would you—?”
“This script sucked! I don’t like the history.”
“Oh. I hope there’s disguises.”
“It started out as a grift! How did it end up like this?”
“It was only a grift! It was only a grift!”
“Alright, don’t give me a homework assignment, bud.”
“But I guess in the end I got the upper hand… because they didn’t cut my head off.”
“A fella should know better than to trust a simple letter.”
“Don’t compliment yourself, you son of a—”
“I love lazy rivers, man. I’d love to die on a lazy river.”
“That’s how I wanna go! Just imagine me floatin’.”
“She wanted to be a shit stewardess.”
“Oh! My jellybeans!”
“This is some weird bullshit, I don’t know what’s going on here, but, uh, it’s odd.”
“So they wanted, what, ugly people working on cruise ships?”
“Is that somehow more offensive?”
“Just what in the hell kind of answer was that? Is this a game to you, [muse name]?”
“It’s arbitrary, it’s all arbitrary.”
“Bitch went overboard.”
“Yeah, it was just a joke, We all know that thing sinks. Sinks like a rock, baby!”
“Do you think that was the only question they asked prospective captains? ‘Can you move around an iceberg?’”
I would not hire this woman under any circumstance. Any ship she gets on is a death trap.”
“This ain’t my first boat sinking!”
“My life is misery.”
“I’ll kill you.”
“I am a little nasty.”
“You guys ever been pushed to the brink?”
“Yes, yes, the universe has challenged me.”
“History’s a sad thing.”
“Okay, no, that was too crass. That’s disgusting. What is wrong with you?!”
“How’d you like to be dead?”
“And I’m just letting you know that if you mention those barrels to anybody else, you’ll end up in one!”
“… May peace be with you.”
“… AND THAT’S SOME BULLSHIT!”
“All the crops died!”
“So like ghosts?”
“Kinda similar to those people that danced ‘til they died in France.”
“AAAAH YES! THAT’S RIGHT! I’M A HISTORY BUFF!”
“Well, you’ve never taken the initiative, [muse name]!”
“I reward creativity!”
“I don’t say anything funny about your eyes.”
“Wait a second! Oh my god, this is the impetus for people dancing ‘til they died in France!”
“Yeah, you DIPSHIT!”
“Holy—hey, fuck you!”
“Have you ever been trapped in a prison of your own laughter?”
“This is a dangerous game you’re playing, [muse name].”
“You know what? Not working. Really not working.”
“Hey look, sometimes you’re gonna want to dance, but there’s a story.”
“Don’t you dare.”
“Like a Bloodborne character.”
“It’s not the worst thing that I’ve done!”
“I’m sorry, I know it was rude. I guess I’m just a zany dude.”
“That was disturbing, man.”
“That wasn’t me! That was—that was god!”
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ICE CREAM SANDWICH STARTER SENTENCES (PART 1)
“I have hurt myself. Not on purpose, but because I’m being an idiot. Or because I’m near an idiot! That idiot is usually me.”
“I’ve stubbed toes, I got hit in the face with a shoe, fallen off of a skateboard, fallen down stairs…”
“I’ve fallen down the stairs more than I’d like to admit; one time with an entire plate of spaghetti. But that was more of an emotional pain than a physical one.”
“… When I hear fun coming from outside my window.”
“I don’t know how to explain it, it’s not important.”
“Clearly they were having a blast, and I wanted to have some blast.”
“I had an advantage. While most people are fast or strong, my body is wiggly.”
“You good?!”
“… And because I’m an idiot, and embarrassed, I was like… yeah!, and he was like ‘cool’, and then left.”
“… So to pass the time my good, loving friends made jokes at my expense.”
“What is wrong with me? This was a deep seated problem from childhood.”
“I am not a smart person, and I never have been and I never will be.”
“Get out of here! Get away from my house!”
“I know what I’m talking about when I call myself stupid, or dumb. This isn’t a self deprecating thing, or a self hate thing. It’s just like one of those facts of life.”
“Earth is round, sun is bright, and I got square brain.”
“How did I get through school? Barely.”
“Every time I’ve had a misunderstanding where there really shouldn’t be any misunderstanding, I’ve been writing down and putting it in this list. And now I have a list of all the times I was being dumb.”
“So now, my stupidity is quantifiable.”
“Pay per view is not… paper view.”
“Paper view implies there’s paper involved instead of a TV. Like you would just get some papers with pictures of the show you wanna watch? Turns out it’s something you pay every time you view it.”
“Calling someone a sweetpea is not calling them a pea of which is sweet.”
“When information enters my mind… it just… I don’t know what happens to it.”
“What would a sweet pea taste like? What is that flavor?”
“If I had a nickel every time I was dumb, I would not have to be smart to make a lot of money.”
“I thought for a very long time that peer pressure was ‘pure pressure’.
There’s water pressure, air pressure, and then there’s your friends.
“Mushrooms are called toadstools because it’s like a stool… for a toad.”
“Amazing! I’m accepting that as fact.”
“In conclusion, I’m not… got the smarts.”
“But I’m good at other things! Like this little dance.”
“Silver lining, I now know all these things! And my intelligence has been improving, if only a little, over time.”
“Look at me! Look at my eyes!”
“Do I look like somebody who likes to work, or do I look like somebody who likes to eat pizza like a cookie?”
“Did anybody else think that’s crazy?! Or am I crazy? I AM crazy!”
“I don’t like to work. I just like… the money.”
“I don’t want people yelling at me about… onions! I don’t care about onions.”
“It was not really that great!”
“Excuse me! Why would you say that? You could say a million things to me! You could compliment me!”
“Why not say, ‘wow (name), your eyes look beautiful today’?”
“The worst part about rude customers is that you can’t say anything despite if they’re wrong or not.”
“YOU’RE MEAN!”
“More than anything the situation was just awkward.”
“Here’s some advice: if you wanna ship drugs, DON’T!”
“So uh, that’s another red flag. Two for two, baby?”
“Is any retail job good enough? I don’t know.”
“Another dude wanted me to help him with his email because the government was hacking his email.”
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#☽ SPACE DUST ; (Created by Lyra) ☆#☽ WINSLOW WITCH COVEN ☆#Hello no puedo dormir#Así que hice esto uwu#Ya antes he editado a los nerds de la primera generación con esta canción but i like this one more
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