#☼ ･°･⊱ crack. ∣ can I get you a ladder so you can get off my back?

[avrorean]

You deserve an hour in the freezy chair.

"Irving banned that for a reason."

[avrorean]

Her features were drawn as she examined his face, and its serious assurance could not be denied. What a curious character this star walker had proven himself to be, and with every step moreso than the last.

"I admit to a prevailing sense of curiosity, Caelus, at where you found such information as to the existence of this.... Dynaster. Is that an outer world title of sorts?"

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[avrorean]

threateningly plays RUSH E on the harp at you

[avrorean]

She's gonna mush his face away from her. Just because he's tall doesn't mean he can't catch hands.

"Oh, so now dragons as an entire species must pay for the follies of mankind? How like the mind that offers affection to parasites that the target of unasked for attention must pay for said attention. With their lives, in some cases! Maker forbid you restrain yourself and not swing for a particular gong that one might know would start a confrontation. I believe that is the root of this hostility, is it not? A self-imposed beating."

And a flick to his forehead for good measure!

"And do tell what virtues a deepstalker holds so true. Spitting venom? Attacking innocent passersby? Infesting towers where their nests are nowhere near? I think the propaganda belongs here to you, as a lover of such things has nothing else to hold on to."

ROLLS HIS NECK, BEFORE GETTING ALLLLLLLLL UP IN HER FACE.

SNAPS HIS FINGERS.

"FIRST OF ALL--" A pause follows, a moment being taken before he looks up and down. "Read what books? Something you and your merry brand of DRAGON LOVERS printed onto the shelves? Drink in the knowledge that ain't bound by truth, but all that dragon-y pride y'all love rolling everywhere?"

"Doing what? Handling the Ecosystem, cold cruelty is a way of life! We respect that round here, MA'AM. On the other hand? Dragons? Get worshipped. Get homes made for them. People worship them for NO reason other than what? Some scalies? Some wings? And here they are living lofty cause of that! I know damn well you seen the cults running around for 'em!"

"Meanwhile the average Deepstalker? Living that GOOD life to their values. --Y'all named an ERA here the dragon age!?" See?? SEE???

PROPAGANDA.

[avrorean]

mmmmmrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm here comes the tag dumps

[avrorean]

"Do not speak to me of goo goo gaa gaa babies as though your little creatures are not a menace everywhere they go. Deepstalkers are ambush predators attacking anyone who passes by. Do you know where the dragons are? That's right, because they mind their own business. It is, nominally, the Dragon Age for a reason. Read a book."

"Again, Dragon loving rhetoric, striking again! Just cause you're a mama to one, suddenly the whole world is-a changing! What's next?! Eradicating all of these noble lives while taking of your goo goo gaa gaa babies!?"

POINT.