#☠️ anyway one of these days one of these unvaccinated freaks is going to get the devils own strain of covid and then i'll catch it
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the local mother in law was talking about "all the football players who got fake vaccine cards because they knew about it causing myocarditis" and i was sitting next to her having straight up lost count of how many covid vaccines i've gotten without developing myocarditis (obviously) like
you know what does cause myocarditis? covid.
#i think i've gotten 6 but it might be 7#she has to fucking inject some dumbass vaccine horseshit into the conversation every time we have dinner or whatever#shut uppppp girl you are literally having fainting problems because you've been on the “carnivore diet” for so long#you are NOT coming across as a person with serious opinions on what is healthy lmao she was talking about drinking heavy whipping cream 😭#i have no idea if she does this to everyone or maybe more when i'm there because she saw me wearing a mask in walmart one time#she also wouldn't let go of a very poor taste joke about psych ward patients and i was sitting there like.🧍🏻 you have no idea#how close i am to being involuntarily committed to the psych ward at any fucking time. lmao#☠️ anyway one of these days one of these unvaccinated freaks is going to get the devils own strain of covid and then i'll catch it#and then we can all have myocarditis together. 😀#its funny because i do suspect my heart isnt quite right but its probably from being premature or a past infection definitely not. vaccines#anyway. sorry my shrink took me off my horse tranquilizers for another snri that doesn't make you tired and i'm annoyed and awake about it#me
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