#☆.（ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᶜʳᵘᵇ ˡᵒʳᵈ. ᶤ'ᵐ ʳᶤᵖᵖᵉᵈ!）┊❝CRACK !❞
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Nappie, Lafayette's poodle, walks up to Fran giving her a soulless stare. "It's time for my walk, take me out." ( idk it's crack )
frances kind of startles from her reading , brows furrowing a bit as she glares down that the dog . “ mmm , well , y’see , the thing is , i would , but also , hard pass . if laf asked me to , i would , but he didn’t , so figure it out yourself , bucko . “
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"Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family."
“ are you saying that you love pancakes more than you love me? that’s pretty fucked up. “
#〖╰☆╮┊（ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᶰᵒ ᵘˢᵉ ᶜʳʸᶤᶰᵍ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᶤᵗ）┊╰IC POSTS╮〗#〖╰☆╮┊（ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᶜʳᵘᵇ ˡᵒʳᵈ. ᶤ'ᵐ ʳᶤᵖᵖᵉᵈ!）┊╰CRACK╮〗#the-plxce-to-be#( fran voice: blocked and reported )
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the-plxce-to-be replied to your post: "What is the difference between a snowman and a...
john voice: excuse me i had nothing to do with this
“ sounds fake , but okay . “
#the-plxce-to-be#( fran voice : sure jan )#☆.（ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᶜʳᵘᵇ ˡᵒʳᵈ. ᶤ'ᵐ ʳᶤᵖᵖᵉᵈ!）┊❝CRACK !❞#☆.（ᵐʸ ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᵇʳᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʲᵒᶰᵃᵗʰᵃᶰ）┊❝JACK┊THE-PLXCE-TO-BE !❞
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the-plxce-to-be replied to your post: dear diary: today i witnessed someone call my...
EVEN I M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS FRAN. ELIZA’S S T R AN G E
i’m not okay with this,,,,
#the-plxce-to-be#〖╰☆╮┊（ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᶜʳᵘᵇ ˡᵒʳᵈ. ᶤ'ᵐ ʳᶤᵖᵖᵉᵈ!）┊╰CRACK╮〗#why is she calling u daddy??? the world may never know
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tfw @americanfrancophile has Exposed u
#( i Cant Believe this )#〖╰☆╮┊（ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᶜʳᵘᵇ ˡᵒʳᵈ. ᶤ'ᵐ ʳᶤᵖᵖᵉᵈ!）┊╰CRACK╮〗#cah shenanigans#americanfrancophile
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tfw ur fiance makes people cry by telling them that santa isnt real
#( fran is Disappointed )#cliickboom#〖╰☆╮┊（ᵐʸ ᵍʰᵒˢᵗ ;; ʷʰᵉʳᵉ'ᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒ?）┊╰DASH WATCHING╮〗#〖╰☆╮┊（ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᶜʳᵘᵇ ˡᵒʳᵈ. ᶤ'ᵐ ʳᶤᵖᵖᵉᵈ!）┊╰CRACK╮〗
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me, whenever i see anthony ramos: WOW!!!1!! WHAT A BABE!!!1!! LOOK AT MY HUSBAND!!!1!! fran, whenever she sees john laurens: what a fuckin gaylord
#〖╰☆╮┊（ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᶜʳᵘᵇ ˡᵒʳᵈ. ᶤ'ᵐ ʳᶤᵖᵖᵉᵈ!）┊╰CRACK╮〗#( LISTEN#I JUST WATCHED THE HAMILTON/SWEENEY TODD VIDEO#AND ANTHONY'S SHIRT AND HAIR??? WTF HE'S A BABE#AND I THOUGHT FRAN WOULD JUST BE LIKE 'lol who the fuck cares' )
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call out post for @alexxanderhxmilton thinks mr. washington is daddy material thinks mr. washington has a Nice Ass calls me gross??? when he is equally gross??? u fuckin hypocrite has probably unironically called my brother “daddy” calls the cops on his friends. what kind of friend does that
#( fran voice: u are Exposed )#〖╰☆╮┊（ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᶜʳᵘᵇ ˡᵒʳᵈ. ᶤ'ᵐ ʳᶤᵖᵖᵉᵈ!）┊╰CRACK╮〗#alexxanderhxmilton
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i'm guy fieri and we're rollin' out! lookin' for america's greatest diners, drive ins and dives!
thank u for gifting me with ur presence, mister fieri. i love u
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definingbravery replied to your post: �� !! (finger guns make johnny purdy)
john voice you’d have made me cooler with heelys tbh
❝ excuse me but in what universe can heelys save you ❞
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casually makes a new tag drop cause i am Garbage
#☆.（ᵇᶤᵍᵍᵉˢᵗ ᵇᵒᵒᵗʸ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ? ᵃˡᵉˣᵃᶰᵈᵉʳ ᵈᵃᵐᶰ ʰᵉ ᵗʰᶤᶜᶜ）┊❝OUT OF CHARA !❞#☆.（ᶤ'ᵐ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵉᵖ ᵉᶰᵈ）┊❝IN CHARACTER !❞#☆.（ᶤ'ᵐ ᵃ ʷᵃᶰᵈᵉʳᵉˢˢ ;; ᶤ'ᵐ ᵃ ᵒᶰᵉ ᶰᶤᵍʰᵗ ˢᵗᵃᶰᵈ）┊❝VISAGE !❞#☆.（ᶤ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᶠᶤᶰᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵈʸ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖᶤᶰᵍ ᶰᵉˣᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ）┊❝ALT VISAGE !❞#☆.（ᵖᵒᶤᶰᵗᶤᶰᵍ ᶠᶤᶰᵍᵉʳˢ 'ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘ'ˡˡ ᶰᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇˡᵃᵐᵉ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ）┊❝SELF PROMOTIONS !❞#☆.（ᶤ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶤᶰᵍ ʰᵘʳʳᶤᶜᵃᶰᵉ）┊❝FRANCESISMS !❞#☆.（ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ ᵃᵖᵃʳᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵉᶰᵗᵉʳᵗᵃᶤᶰ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ?）┊❝HEADCANONS !❞#☆.（ᵗʰᵒᵘˢᵃᶰᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᵖᵃᵍᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ʷʳᶤᵗᶤᶰᵍ）┊❝DRABBLES !❞#☆.（ᶤ ᶤᵐᵃᵍᶤᶰᵉ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᶤᵗ ᶠᵉᵉˡˢ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳʸ）┊❝THOUGHTS !❞#☆.（ᶤ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᵈ ᵉʸᵉˢ. ᵇᵃᵈ ᵍᵘʸˢ ;; ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ ᶠᵘˡˡ ᵒᶠ ʷʰᶤᵗᵉ ˡᶤᵉˢ）┊❝AESTHETIC !❞#☆.（ᶤ'ᵐ ˢᵉᵃʳᶜʰᶤᶰᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ ᶤ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ʳᵉᵃᶜʰ）┊❝INBOX !❞#☆.（ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᶜʳᵘᵇ ˡᵒʳᵈ. ᶤ'ᵐ ʳᶤᵖᵖᵉᵈ!）┊❝CRACK !❞#☆.（ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵐᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ. ᶤ'ˡˡ ᵈᵒ ᵃᶰʸᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ）┊❝DESIRES !❞#☆.（ᶤ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ʷᵃᶰᵗ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶤᶰᶰᵒᶜᵉᶰᵗ ;; ᶤ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ʷᵃᶰᵗ ᶰᵒ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᶠʳᵉˢʰ）┊❝STARTER CALLS !❞#☆.（ᵐʸ ᵍʰᵒˢᵗ ;; ʷʰᵉʳᵉ'ᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒ?）┊❝DASH WATCHING !❞#☆.（ʷᶤᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵘᵖ ;; ˡᶤᵛᶤᶰᵍ ᵒᶰ ᵃ ˢᶜʳᵉᵉᶰ）┊❝ANONYMOUS !❞#☆.（ᵠᵘᵉᵘᵉ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ;; ᵗʰᶤˢ ᶤˢ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐ）┊❝QUEUE !❞#☆.（ˡᵒʷ ᵒᶰ ˢᵉˡᶠ ᵉˢᵗᵉᵉᵐ ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʳᵘᶰ ᵒᶰ ᵍᵃˢᵒˡᶤᶰᵉ）┊❝PROMOTIONS !❞#☆.（ᶰᵒʷ ᵐʸ ᶰᵉᶜᵏ ᶤˢ ᵒᵖᵉᶰ ʷᶤᵈᵉ ;; ᵇᵉᵍᵍᶤᶰᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠᶤˢᵗ ᵃʳᵒᵘᶰᵈ ᶤᵗ）┊❝WISHLIST !❞#☆.（ᵛᶤˢᶤᵒᶰ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒʳᶰᶤᶰᵍ ʷʰᵉᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᶤᵍʰᵗ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ）┊❝LOCATIONS !❞
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“ the rumor come out—does thomas jefferon is shredded? “
#〖╰☆╮┊（ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᶜʳᵘᵇ ˡᵒʳᵈ. ᶤ'ᵐ ʳᶤᵖᵖᵉᵈ!）┊╰CRACK╮〗#( that first anon made me think of this#and it's Pretty Good )
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