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[boombambaby]

HO HO HO --

Today is your lucky day, Kuzcoteers! -- You're all about to get your holiday wish!

An EXTRA large serving of ME, ME, ME !

Aren't you all so lucky!?

[boombambaby]

Uh uh, nope. No way.

It is WAY too early in the morning for Yzma’s—

— for Yzma. Period.

Eugh.

Yzma and Kronk on Flickr.

FLAWLESS PEOPLE. FLAW. LESS.

[boombambaby]

how I sleep at night knowing I'm Santa's favorite and permanently on the nice list.

Not like you other peasants.

-- I mean, you other pleasant . . . people.

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readheads?

BREAD??

PORNOGRAPHY???

-- I leave for an hour long skin toning treatment, and the whole dash goes crazy.

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See @smartylina? Notice how I DIDN’T mark down TRIP because I thought it said strip something else!

I know what you’re up to. I see you.

Makes the ‘I’m watching you’ motion with his fingers.

[boombambaby]

Hey, it’s ME!

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Yzma's a furry . Pass it on .

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Okay question;

AM I A PRETTIER WOMAN THAN ALL OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES' COMBINED?

-- AND WHY IS THE ANSWER YES KUZCO, YOU SURE ARE.

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Dangles a mistletoe above his head with a jaunty little wave.

Last chance to make your dreams come true before everyone’s favorite holiday is over!

Roll up and get your very own KUZ-KISS, free of charge!

[boombambaby]

. . . Great. Now my feed is infested with CATS.

Source: erins_fosters

[boombambaby]

Oh, bingo is going around again.

I'd make a scribe fill one out for me, but writing 'be perfect' in every square would get old, fast.

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ALSO, the llama potion knocks Kuzco out when he first takes it, which is why Yzma thinks it worked, right? Why didn't him changing into all the other animals knock him out, too? At the end he changed, what. . . 4 more times? Unless the llama potion still being in his system negated the effects, maybe for some reason it was a higher 'strength' than the other potions? Would that mean the human potion knocked him out for a minute, too?

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[ @smartylina - continued from here so we don’t spam that blog lol ]

UH HUH. A LIKELY STORY.

I wasn’t saying that over THAT, I was saying that because, uh . . . that servant came back with the meat mug I ordered for dinner!

Yep.

That’s totally the reason for the yipee. Not because of those pictures, pfft.

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HOW AM I ONLY JUST SEEING THIS NOW! also yes! <3

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SOOOOOO -- no one is petting my hair and telling me I'm pretty tonight WHY ?

[boombambaby]

So that’s why she fell for me.

The puns.

On top of my devastatingly good looks and charm, of course.

I adore a girl who can enjoy a good play on words. You might say it makes me punstoppable.