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readheads?

BREAD??

PORNOGRAPHY???

-- I leave for an hour long skin toning treatment, and the whole dash goes crazy.

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EMPEROR. EM-PER-ROR. Not a princess. . . . Even if I am prettier than most of these girls.

I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

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See @smartylina? Notice how I DIDN’T mark down TRIP because I thought it said strip something else!

I know what you’re up to. I see you.

Makes the ‘I’m watching you’ motion with his fingers.

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Okay question;

AM I A PRETTIER WOMAN THAN ALL OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES' COMBINED?

-- AND WHY IS THE ANSWER YES KUZCO, YOU SURE ARE.

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For whoever thinks Elsa's 'just edible' obviously hasn't tasted her cinnamon roll. . . . Just sayin'.

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Uh uh, nope. No way.

It is WAY too early in the morning for Yzma’s—

— for Yzma. Period.

Eugh.

Yzma and Kronk on Flickr.

FLAWLESS PEOPLE. FLAW. LESS.

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[ @smartylina - continued from here so we don’t spam that blog lol ]

UH HUH. A LIKELY STORY.

I wasn’t saying that over THAT, I was saying that because, uh . . . that servant came back with the meat mug I ordered for dinner!

Yep.

That’s totally the reason for the yipee. Not because of those pictures, pfft.

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Oh look at that! The mange-ridden scarf has jokes!

Somebody let the toupee that looks like it got caught in a woodchipper know that if they're aiming for the popular vote? -- I've got some bad news for him.

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So that’s why she fell for me.

The puns.

On top of my devastatingly good looks and charm, of course.

I adore a girl who can enjoy a good play on words. You might say it makes me punstoppable.

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Queenie might be the coldest, but I'm definitely the COOLEST.

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Chicha's mystery stew? STILL the worst thing I ever put in my mouth.

-- and yes, that includes the grass.

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". . . Oh, that clears it up!! Where 'boys can be alone' to 'you know'. -- Got it."

me thinks jafar should stop while he's ahead.~

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. . . Great. Now my feed is infested with CATS.

Source: erins_fosters

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Planned on walking in to make himself available for the many princesses, but stops dead at the mention of 'girl talk'.

"Uh. 'Girl talk'? I feel like I missed a chapter."

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Duets? Please.

Duets are so old school, who needs one of those when you have a legendary theme song like MINE?

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Tch. Talk about a missed opportunity.

Not only is the DANCING WITH THE STARS show not beating down the palace doors to have the BEST DANCER IN THE WORLD join them, which is-- it's insulting, really.

But NOW they're doing a 'Disney' night and they don't have anything about ME in it!?

Wow.

-- Talk about LAAAAAAAAMMEEE.