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HO HO HO --

Today is your lucky day, Kuzcoteers! -- You're all about to get your holiday wish!

An EXTRA large serving of ME, ME, ME !

Aren't you all so lucky!?

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Uh uh, nope. No way.

It is WAY too early in the morning for Yzma’s—

— for Yzma. Period.

Eugh.

Yzma and Kronk on Flickr.

FLAWLESS PEOPLE. FLAW. LESS.

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how I sleep at night knowing I'm Santa's favorite and permanently on the nice list.

Not like you other peasants.

-- I mean, you other pleasant . . . people.

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readheads?

BREAD??

PORNOGRAPHY???

-- I leave for an hour long skin toning treatment, and the whole dash goes crazy.

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See @smartylina? Notice how I DIDN’T mark down TRIP because I thought it said strip something else!

I know what you’re up to. I see you.

Makes the ‘I’m watching you’ motion with his fingers.

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It's either show them off, or waste hours organizing them. AGAIN.

BUT, it keeps her from putting her cold feet all over me, so I might as well let her wear them. ~ . . . I DON'T NEED SOCKS, MALINA. Unless you find some with my face on them. THEN I might consider it.

I have to agree. I'm glad to see Kuzco's willing to let me show off all my socks. ~ Oh! it'd also be a good time to get him some pairs too! I don't care if he wears socks or not. hmph.

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Yzma's a furry . Pass it on .

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Okay question;

AM I A PRETTIER WOMAN THAN ALL OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES' COMBINED?

-- AND WHY IS THE ANSWER YES KUZCO, YOU SURE ARE.

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Dangles a mistletoe above his head with a jaunty little wave.

Last chance to make your dreams come true before everyone’s favorite holiday is over!

Roll up and get your very own KUZ-KISS, free of charge!

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Hey, it’s ME!

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Oh, bingo is going around again.

I'd make a scribe fill one out for me, but writing 'be perfect' in every square would get old, fast.

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ALSO, the llama potion knocks Kuzco out when he first takes it, which is why Yzma thinks it worked, right? Why didn't him changing into all the other animals knock him out, too? At the end he changed, what. . . 4 more times? Unless the llama potion still being in his system negated the effects, maybe for some reason it was a higher 'strength' than the other potions? Would that mean the human potion knocked him out for a minute, too?

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[ @smartylina - continued from here so we don’t spam that blog lol ]

UH HUH. A LIKELY STORY.

I wasn’t saying that over THAT, I was saying that because, uh . . . that servant came back with the meat mug I ordered for dinner!

Yep.

That’s totally the reason for the yipee. Not because of those pictures, pfft.

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. . . Great. Now my feed is infested with CATS.

Source: erins_fosters

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HELLO, MY ADORING PEASANTS FOLLOWERS !!

Kuzco here to thank you ALL for spending your year being so loyal, supportive and loving of your amazingly awesome, incredibly talented && devastatingly handsome Emperor— ME ! 

-- and now you have a whole ‘nother year to do so! Aren’t you all so lucky ?!

Here’s to hoping the New Year doesn’t throw off your groove (or mine !) any time soon !

MEERRYYY KUZMAS, EVERYONE !! and to all a very happy, and KUZCORIFIC New Year !

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SOOOOOO -- no one is petting my hair and telling me I'm pretty tonight WHY ?