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Slap Ass Friday

author’s note: i dont know if slap ass friday was a thing outside of the u.s. schooling system or the area i live in or not but basically a lot of people in the middle school would just participate in slapping their friends asses. or boys would do it to try and get girls attention (gross to think back about this and think its normal) but in these scenarios, these are actual couples and consent is involved except for suna’s. I thought i would make them into a highschool age type

let me know if you guys want more, feel free to leave a comment, like, reblog or hit up my requests, i havent posted or written fanfic in a long time so i appreciate it if youve taken the time to read this 🫶🏼

word count: ~1k

warnings: suggestive content, spanking, kissing, sexual harassment-minimal in suna’s

・❥・ Bokuto Koutaro ・❥・

“KOUU!! This is the third time today! I’m pretty sure I feel welts starting to form,” you yelled and turned towards him, looking at him with playful, sad eyes. You jutted your bottom lip out in a slight pout. Your ass was stinging from the intense mark your boyfriend, Bokuto, had just left. He grabbed your hands and pulled them around his waist, just before doing the same to yours. Bokuto had rested his hands at the top curve of your butt, his thumbs giving you light traces right above your skirt’s waistline. His arms held you close, and the sandalwood and citrus aroma of his cologne smelled divine. His golden eyes held your gaze with nothing but pure love—one of the many traits about him that you gravitated toward and loved instantly.

He leaned into your ear with a smirk on his face. "Oh, please, we both know you like it, baby. Don’t even bother denying it.” He gave a quick glance around to make sure no one was watching before slipping his hand under your skirt. Quickly giving you a wet neck kiss while gently grabbing the cheek he just slapped. “I love you, Bunny-chan,” he said, kissing your cheek. You slapped his ass back before he could walk to his next class, smirking at his faux-shocked face.

・❥・ Kozume Kenma ・❥・

Kenma, you, and Kuroo stood in the corner of the gym, teammates scattered across the floor. Practice had just ended, and you were all getting ready to leave. Kenma's eyes fixed on his switch. The sound of playful slaps and laughter filled the air as his teammates participated in the weekly tradition. Normally, he would not include himself, but since dating you, he’d been thinking it’d be funny to surprise you by doing so.

You were engrossed in conversation with Kuroo, not minding the loudness around you—you were used to it by now. Kenma glanced up briefly, noticing the playful atmosphere around him. Without tearing his eyes from his game, he smirked slightly and decided to join in on the fun.

In one swift motion, he reached out and gave you a playful slap on the ass. The sound could be heard from the other side of the gym. It made you jump and turn to him, eyes wide with surprise.

“Kenma! You could’ve politely asked for my attention instead,” you said, smirking at him.

Kenma’s focus was already back on his game, shrugging, “I’m participating in the weekly tradition.” A smirk formed on his face, matching your energy.

You laughed in response, shaking your head, clearly amused. “Warn me next time, will you?” you teased back.

Kenma diverted his attention from his game, locking eyes with you, his golden brown gaze unwavering. “Where’s the fun in that?”

You and Kuroo had laughed, not expecting this mischievousness from Kenma. Even with his quiet, reserved way, he could still be a part of the fun—and maybe even surprise you once in a while.

・❥・ Kuroo Tetsuro ・❥・

You and Kuroo had always had a playful relationship with each other, often teasing each other in fun, light-hearted ways. Knowing what today was, you were going to take full advantage of the tradition. Today’s mission was to catch Kuroo off guard as many times as you could.

Throughout the day, you managed to sneakily slap Kuroo’s ass in various scenarios—between classes, during lunch, even during practice. Every time, he would react with a mix of surprise and amusement. When you ended up doing it in front of his teammates, they would all chuckle at the playful exchange between their captain and you.

Kuroo, being the mischievous strategist he is, pretends to be unfazed, plotting his perfect moment for revenge. As the day progressed, you had gotten a few more slaps in, leaving Kuroo with a smirk on his face as he bided his time.

It was the end of the school day, and Kuroo and you were both packing up your things and preparing to head home for the weekend. Kuroo had walked you home like normal, laughing and chatting as always. You had felt successful and triumphant from your considered “wins” of the day. When you both reached your home, you turned to say goodbye, thinking you had gotten away with it.

In that moment, Kuroo had slapped your butt swiftly, catching you completely off guard. You gasped and then laughed, “Oh my god, Tetsu!” now realizing you underestimated his timing. He grinned at you, leaning in to whisper, “Turnabout’s a fair play, babe.” Kissing your cheek and starting the walk back to his own home.

・❥・ Suna Rintarou ・❥・

You and Suna had been dating for a while now, but one of your classmates, Kenji, made it seem like he was oblivious to the fact. He wouldn’t take the hint, and it was right in front of his face. Even after telling him that you were with him, he was still persistent with his flirting and inappropriate advances.

During a break in between classes, you had been chatting with a group of friends. Kenji had seen you talking to them, thinking it would be the perfect moment to try his luck again and smack your rear. You were visibly uncomfortable and annoyed. Unbeknownst to Kenji, Suna and his teammates had observed the incident.

Suna, known for his calm demeanor but sharp tongue when provoked, had stepped in. He calmly walks over with his teammates behind him, walking tall and intimidating. With a piercing gaze, Suna firmly tells Kenji to back off and to respect your boundaries. Kenji was taken aback by your boyfriend’s assertiveness. He tried stuttering off excuses before Suna’s teammates reinforced his warning with their presence.

Kenji closed his mouth, realizing he crossed a line he shouldn’t have. His face was turning red from embarrassment and humiliation. “I’m sorry, Y/N,” he said, walking away quickly with his head down. You were grateful for Suna’s intervention, you thanked him with a relieved smile. Suna reassured you that he would always have your back, no matter what.

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Beach Day with the Boys (Haikyu! x Reader) - Pt. 1

⋆ ♱˙𓆩☠︎︎𓆪˙♱ ⋆ feat: Bokuto Kōtarō, Kuroo Tetsurō (early relationship for both)fluff

word count: 988

a/n: i love the beach so much and i love the idea of what it would be like to go with them, so i will be writing for more of the guys soon enough, lmk if you would like to be apart for the taglist also if you have submitted a request recently, i promise ill get to them, ive got some nonserious family stuff going on thank you for being so patient w me 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

likes, reblogs, and replies are always appreciated, thank you for taking the time to read my work :)

・❥・Bokotu Kōtarō・❥・

You and Bokuto are early to arriving at the beach, being the first one's there. Both of you wanted to stake out the best spot so you could set up the volleyball net. Bokuto was very insistent on it being in the perfect spot, making sure it far enough from the water and designated the seating area of the group. His focus about the whole thing made you laugh, you had never seen him so serious before. The guy even brought a rake to keep the area clean of anything that could injure anyone.

Once everyone arrives and unpacks their belongings, he’s eager to start a game. He chooses you as his partner and you are ecstatic. Together you dominate the sandy court with a mix of your amazing serves and his powerful spikes. After every point made, Bokuto can’t help but cheer loudly in triumph. His excitement rubbing off on others, making everyone smile.

After claiming victory, Bokuto pulls you up onto his shoulders, parading around the beach while chanting, “We are the champions!” His enthusiasm so infectious that onlookers start to clap and cheer for you.

Not surprisingly, Bokuto still has a lot of energy after the intense game so he suggests going swimming. He races you to the water; he lets you get ahead, and before you know it, you're swept off your feet and gently tackled into the waves. You laugh as you splash each other playfully. He challenges you to various water games, like who can hold their breath the longest or swim the fastest. Despite his competitive nature, he has very good sportsmanship. He will always cheer for you, regardless of who wins.

After playing in the water, you decide you want to relax and tan, while Bokuto gets in another game of volleyball. With every move he makes, his chiseled muscles glisten in the sun. You'd watch him play all day if you could.

After his match, he joins you on a beach blanket, taking a break to enjoy some fruit and cold drinks. The small talk between the both of you is enjoyable, talking about anything and everything you could think of.

As the sunset approaches, all the boys take initiative to get the bonfire going. Each person takes a seat on the logs surrounding the fire, taking turns roasting hot dogs and marshmallows, sharing funny stories about each other. Bokuto's laughter was joyful and loud, you couldn't help but smile at the sound.

When stars began to show up in the night sky, Bokuto and you excuse yourselves to take a walk down the beach. He reaches over and intertwines his fingers with yours, “I’ve had such an amazing time with you, today. You make everything so much more fun.. and I, um,” he pauses, his hand squeezes yours, “… I think I’m falling for you.” “I think I am too, Kou,” you give him a firm kiss, more than a peck but not too intense.

After his confession, you both head back to your spot and lay down on a blanket, gazing up at the stars. He pulls you closer to him, releasing a sigh of contentment. He couldn’t be happier to be surrounded by you and his friends on this wonderful, beachy day.

・❥・Kuroo Tetsurō ・❥・

When you get to the beach, Kuroo is eager and extremely prepared to get everything set up. He’s got a big canopy to sit under, a foldable table for the food, those reclining camping chairs, he’s got everything. Kuroo even brought multiple outdoor games like badminton, ladder ball, spikeball, and cornhole. He is prepared.

This man is so ready for the beach that he even brought water balloons. You didn’t even see him packing them so you were surprised when he pulled out a cooler full of them. “No, you didn’t,” you smiled as you started to grab some and back away. “Yes, I did.” He and you ran around the beach laughing, trying your best to hit each other with the colorful balloons.

After you won the war, you both sat at the table under the canopy, fixing up a plate of premade sandwiches and snacks. As you ate, you two discussed what your plans after eating were, with random conversation mixed in.

Kuroo suggests going for a walk along the shore to collect seashells. You each find some unique shells but the majority are common. Kuroo playfully pretends to find a super unique one, only to reveal another one of the common shells. You roll your eyes but still laugh at his antics.

Later, you go and swim by yourself to cool off, while Kuroo prepares to prank you. He digs a shallow hole in the sand, covering it with a towel. He lures you over, suggesting to sit with him. When you step on the towel, you sink into the hole as Kuroo laughs. He quickly gets up to help you out and apologizes, a mischievous smile on his face.

When sunset comes, Kuroo is already on top of making the fire. You expected to have to scavenge the beach for wood but, again, that man is prepared. He brought a whole case of those premade firelogs so you wouldn’t have to worry.

Kuroo looks at you, his usual playful demeanor turning serious, his features softly lit by the fire. He takes your hand with his, “Y/N, I know I joke a lot, but I want you to know I really care about you. Today was amazing because I got to share the day with you.” He hesitates a moment before leaning over to give you a soft kiss

Night arrives with beautiful stars shining in the sky. You and Kuroo lie on a blanket, gazing up at the stars. Kuroo points at various star clusters, naming them and sharing facts about each one. His passion and knowledge for the subject captivated you. You admired the smarty-pants side of his personality.

[tetsuswaifu]

Neighbors and New Beginnings

⋆ ♱˙𓆩☠︎︎𓆪˙♱ ⋆ feat: Kuroo Tetsurō x f!reader, Bokuto Kōtarō

word count: 2666

authors note: i thought it'd be fun to write this fic after having the idea for over two years. im not really one to drink due to being intolerant, so i just smoke. i wanted to create the idea of doing it with the guys for my own comfort of mind and to make this headcanon a thing 🫶🏼like, reblog, or reply if youve enjoyed this, thank you for taking the time to read my works 🫶🏼

warnings: fluff, kissing, weed use, i think that's it? lmk if otherwise

Summer had finally arrived, bringing a welcome end to the stressful school year. You were ready to dive into relaxation mode, armed with your favorite strain of weed and the cozy confines of your home. Your neighbors, Kuroo and Bokuto, shared your enthusiasm for kicking off the summer on a high note—literally.

Throughout the school year, you had navigated numerous parties, where you preferred smoking over drinking. It was at these gatherings that you met Kuroo and Bokuto, quickly forming a bond over shared joints and laughter. The discovery that you were neighbors had been a delightful surprise, only realized because your varying schedules had kept you from bumping into each other outside your apartment complex.

A few weeks before the school year ended, Kuroo approached you with a request. He wanted to surprise Bokuto with some top-shelf weed to celebrate their freedom. You were more than happy to oblige, having shared your stash with them on several occasions.

Today, Kuroo swung by to pick up the goods. As he stepped into your place, the pungent aroma of cannabis wafted through the air, making its presence known. The weed you had given him was some of the strongest you had, and it didn’t take long for the scent to envelop the room. Kuroo stashed his belongings on the entryway table, the smell growing more intense with each passing second.

Meanwhile, Bokuto was sprawled out on their sectional, idly scrolling through his phone. When he caught a whiff of the unmistakable scent, he looked up, scrunching his nose and grinning. “Damn, Kuroo, what did you bring back? That shit is loud,” he said smiling, knowing exactly what it was. 

Kuroo chuckled, holding up the baggie with a mischievous glint in his eye. “Only the best to kick off our summer right,” he replied, already envisioning the laid-back, hazy days ahead, ”I asked Y/N to hook us up a few weeks ago.” Kuroo shrugged happily, excited for the both of them. “The only problem is, I don’t have anything to smoke this with except for some rolling papers she had left over. Unfortunately, I know neither of us know how to roll a joint.” 

Bokuto began to pull out his phone. “YouTube is the answer, one sec.” Kuroo joined him on the couch, and they watched the first few videos that popped up. The people rolling the joints made it seem so effortless. “I don’t think we will have any problem doing this, man,” Bokuto said, getting up.

“I don’t think so either. Since we don’t have a rolling tray, I’ll grab a dinner plate. It’ll be a good enough substitute for the time being.” Kuroo grabbed the stash and walked to their kitchen, retrieving a plate from the cabinet. “Since this stuff is so dank, maybe we should do this on the deck to keep the place from smelling too much.”

Bokuto nodded in agreement. They both settled into their cheap outdoor furniture, which included an outdoor futon, a camping chair, and a small foldable card table. Kuroo pulled out the weed, and they each grabbed a nugget, picking off the flowers and tearing them into small pieces, their fingers becoming sticky in the process. Kuroo grabbed the paper and filter, attempting to roll his first joint. He measured out what seemed like the right amount, just like the videos suggested. However, the paper wouldn’t cooperate, and he had to reroll it several times. After four tries, he had a partially made joint, but most of the weed had spilled out, leaving him with a limp and crinkled mess.

“Fuck, dude, this is so hard. I don’t know how the fuck people do this shit. You know what, I’m just gonna go back over there and ask if she can help us. I don’t know why I didn’t think of that before.”

The raven-haired Kuroo walked back over to your apartment door. Just as he raised his hand to knock, you opened the door with a knowing smile. “I was already on my deck and heard you over the wall. Luckily, I have an easier option for all of us.” You held up your smoke tray, a small but efficient setup with all the necessary tools for a smooth smoking experience. The colorful pipe rattled slightly on the tray as you carried it over to their apartment.

“Perfect timing,” Kuroo said, visibly relieved. “We were struggling and I thought, why not ask the expert herself?”

“No kidding,” Bokuto added, holding up the misshapen joint with a sheepish grin. “We watched like ten videos and still ended up with this sad excuse for a joint.” You couldn’t help but laugh.

“No worries at all,” you said, setting down the tray on their small foldable table. Bokuto and Kuroo watched intently as you ground some weed and filled the pipe. “Rolling can be tricky if you’re not used to it. That’s why I brought this instead.” You lifted the pipe to your lips and struck the flame of the lighter to the herb. The bud glowed red as you took a couple of long inhales. Your confidence in taking such big hits made the boys respect you more, knowing they both weren’t as experienced.

“It’s all about a bit of practice and finding out what tools are your favorite,” you explained, handing the pipe and lighter over to Kuroo.

“Thanks again, Y/N. We definitely needed the help,” Kuroo said, taking the piece with a grateful smile.

Bokuto nodded enthusiastically. “Yeah, I was just about ready to give up and resort to eating it.”

You all laughed as Kuroo lit the pipe, taking a couple of decent hits before passing it to Bokuto. “That’s the stuff,” Kuroo said, coughing as he exhaled a cloud of smoke. Bokuto brought the pipe to his lips, lighting the bowl a bit more. He inhaled deeply, holding the smoke for a moment before exhaling a big cloud.

“Whoa, this is some good shit,” Bokuto said, coughing slightly as he leaned over and handed the pipe back to you. The high started to encompass your entire body, beginning in your head and working its way down through your limbs, reaching your fingers and toes.

“Thanks for inviting me over. I’ve been wanting to hang out with you guys more, but I wasn’t sure if you’d be interested.”

Kuroo smiled warmly at you, making your stomach flutter with excitement. “Of course we are. I’m glad we’re finally able to do this. I’d love to hang out more often, especially since we literally live right next to each other. Good thing school is no longer an issue.”

Bokuto nodded in agreement. “I agree, this summer is going to be so fuckin’ awesome.”

After a few more rounds, the three of you decided to move to the couch. Kuroo suggested watching a lighthearted movie, and Bokuto eagerly agreed. You settled into one of the armrest seats of the couch, while Kuroo headed to the kitchen to make some popcorn for everyone to share. Once he finished, he came over and sat next to you, stretching his legs across the ottoman. Bokuto sprawled out on the other couch, adjusting the pillows beneath his back.

Not very long after the movie started, Bokuto’s initial excitement began to wane. The combination of the comfortable couch and the weed soon had him dozing off. His head lolled to one side, soft snores filling the room.

“Looks like he’s out for the count,” Kuroo chuckled softly, glancing at you with a twinkle in his eye.

You met his gaze, feeling a mix of amusement and nervousness. “Well, that was quick,” you said, laughing. You turned your attention back to the movie, but your thoughts kept drifting to the fact that you were alone with Kuroo. The dim lighting and the quiet atmosphere made you acutely aware of his presence next to you.

As the movie played in the background, you and Kuroo began to talk quietly. The conversation flowed easily between the two of you, sharing crazy party stories, plans for the summer, and your thoughts about the movie when you both paid attention periodically. The more you talked, the more at ease you became around him. His company was more than enjoyable; it was intoxicating.

At one point, your hands brushed each other as you both reached for the popcorn bowl. You looked up at his handsome face, your cheeks reddening slightly. He met your eyes, his gaze intense and warm. The corner of his mouth pulled up slightly, a subtle smile forming as he felt the warmth of your attention.

“Sorry,” you whispered, your heart pounding in your chest. Your eyes flicked down to his lips before quickly returning to his eyes. You couldn’t help but stare at his gorgeous face. He had such kissable pink lips and the most enchanting hazel eyes.

“It’s okay,” he murmured, his voice soft and reassuring. The closeness between you felt electric, the air charged with a palpable tension. As you held his gaze, the world around you seemed to fade away, leaving just the two of you in that intimate moment.

“Don’t be,” he replied softly, his hand lingering on yours for a moment before pulling away.

The movie continued, but neither of you were really watching it anymore. The conversation grew more personal, and you found yourself opening up to Kuroo in a way you hadn’t expected. You’d anticipated a lighthearted evening, but this night was turning into something much more meaningful than you could have hoped for.

Bokuto was still deep in his nap as the end credits rolled on the TV, leaving a moment of silence between you and Kuroo. He turned his body to face you. “You know, I’ve really enjoyed getting to know you better tonight. I wish we had done this sooner.”

A rush of warmth spread through you at his words. “Me too, I’m glad we got this chance.”

Kuroo’s eyes flickered down to your lips for a moment before meeting your gaze again. “I’ve been wanting to tell you something,” he said, his voice low and filled with a hint of nervous anticipation. You both moved closer, mere inches separating your faces.

“What is it?” you asked softly, feeling your breath catch in your throat.

He glanced at your lips once more before looking back into your eyes. “I’ve been wanting to do this for a while.” Gently, he placed his hand on your warm cheek and closed the gap between you. His lips brushed against yours tenderly, testing the waters. A wonderful spark ignited at the contact. His lips were warm and inviting, moving gently against yours. The kiss started slow and tentative, as if you were both savoring the moment. It was euphoric; you wanted to stay there forever if you could. You could feel the softness of his lips and the slight roughness of his breath as he exhaled against your cheek. Tilting your head slightly, you deepened the kiss. Kuroo responded by moving his hand from your cheek to the back of your neck, pulling you closer.

Your heart raced as the kiss grew more passionate. You could taste a hint of the weed that lingered on his lips, mingling with his natural taste. His other hand found your waist, fingers tracing the edge of skin that peeked through. Goosebumps raised along your skin as your breath grew ragged. His touch was like an angel’s kiss, so addicting. The world seemed to fade away, leaving just the two of you in that intimate moment.

When you finally pulled back, you were both almost breathless. Kuroo’s eyes were dark and filled with a mixture of emotions, his hand still on the back of your neck, fingers tangled in your hair.

“Me too,” you smiled, your heart soaring.

As you and Kuroo settled back into the couch, you intertwined your fingers, resting your head on his shoulder. Bokuto stirred in his spot next to you, letting out a loud, exaggerated yawn and stretching his arms wide.

“Man, I must’ve dozed off,” Bokuto said, rubbing his eyes. He looked at the two of you, a mischievous grin spreading across his face. “Wait, did I miss something?” His eyes flicked down to your intertwined hands.

You and Kuroo exchanged a glance, trying to suppress your laughter. “Uh, just a bit,” Kuroo said, chuckling.

Bokuto’s eyes lit up with a newfound energy. “Alright, I’m awake now! What’s next? Another movie? More weed?” He bounced up from the couch, his second wind in full force.

Kuroo and you laughed, caught off guard by his sudden burst of energy. “How about we order some takeout and play some video games?” you suggested, shaking your head in amusement.

“Now you’re talking!” Bokuto exclaimed, grabbing his phone. “What are we feeling? Pizza? Chinese? Tacos?”

After a brief discussion, you all decided on Chinese food. Bokuto eagerly placed the order while you and Kuroo picked which console to play on and debated which game to start with.

The food arrived quickly, and the three of you settled back onto the couch with cartons of various meats, dumplings, and noodles spread out in front of you. As you ate, the conversation flowed easily, filled with laughter and friendly banter.

Once the food was gone and the leftovers stashed in the fridge, Kuroo handed you a controller. “Alright, let’s see if you can keep up with us,” he teased, a playful glint in his eyes.

You rolled your eyes but couldn’t help but smile. “I’m gonna kick y’alls ass.”

The rest of the evening was spent playing various games, from racing to fighting to cooperative adventures. Bokuto’s energetic commentary and Kuroo’s competitive spirit kept things lively, and you found yourself fully immersed in the fun.

As the night hours ticked by and the night grew late, you found yourself sitting closer to Kuroo, your shoulders still touching. Bokuto, still full of energy, finally began to show signs of slowing down, his movements becoming lazier and his yawns more frequent. You began to yawn after him, not sure if it was due to contagiousness or if you were actually tired, or both.

“I think I’m-,” you yawned again, “gonna head back now,” you smiled sleepily at Kuroo. The exhaustion hit you, but it was a pleasant exhaustion. It reminded you of when you would go swimming as a kid and have the best night’s sleep afterward. You both got up from the couch. “I’ll walk you out,” he said, lacing his fingers with yours and leading you to your door.

“Thanks for hanging out with us tonight. We’re definitely doing this more often,” Kuroo said, smiling down at you.

You smiled back, feeling warmth spread through you. “Definitely, I had a really great time.”

Kuroo leaned in, giving you a quick, solid kiss that made your heart flutter. “Goodnight, Y/N.”

“Goodnight, Kuroo,” you replied, unlocking your door and stepping into your apartment. Excitement bubbled within you for the summer ahead, anticipating more nights like this one—filled with laughter, friendship, and the tantalizing possibility of something more with Kuroo.

Back in the boy’s apartment…

"BROTHER! What the fuck are you saying right now?!" Kuroo half yelled, half laughed at Bokuto, utterly baffled by his friend's ramblings.

Bokuto, sprawled on the couch like he owned the place, turned to Kuroo with a wide grin. "I’ve been tryna tell ya, man! I'm a pothole! Always in the groove, deep and chill!"

Kuroo blinked, trying to decipher Bokuto's stoned proclamation. He glanced around the room, then back at Bokuto. "Wait, you mean pothead? You were going on about grooves and stuff, I was lost."

Bokuto's face lit up with sudden realization. "Ohhh, pothead! Yeah, that's what I meant!" He burst into laughter, his amusement infectious.

Kuroo chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief. "You've got a way with words, Bokuto."

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