#Ⅳ II ᶦ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᶦ'ᵐ ᶦⁿ ˡᵒᵛᵉ “ headcanons. “

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Once, Bobby and Johnny spent an entire week together without sleeping, afraid that the other would superglue the other’s face to the floor. It ended with them gluing their faces to the floor themselves so the other couldn’t. Sue and Kitty had to get them free.

i hate them both

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MUSE ::

NAME :: Jonathan “Johnny” Lowell Spencer Storm  NICKNAME ::  Matchstick, Hothead, Torch, Blaze  ZODIAC SIGN ::  Gemini.  GENDER :: Male. FAVORITE COLOR :: Blue AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP :: 6-8 LAST THING YOU GOOGLED ::  2017 Maserati Blue  HEIGHT :: 5′10.

MUN ::

NAME :: Nindy NICKNAME TITTLES ::  Just put Nind in front of something and there you go.  ZODIAC SIGN :: Pisces. GENDER ::  Cis-female. FAVORITE COLOR ::  Lavender, Pastel Blue  AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP ::  4-6 LAST THING YOU GOOGLED :: White Crane Kung Fu HEIGHT :: 5′4

tagged by: @thefrozenladiesman

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FASHION/APPEARANCE STATS.

BOLD what applies to your muse.

TAGGED :  by the bae aka @trickarrowd TAGGING :  UM IDK go nuts 

BODY.

Long legs.    Short legs.    Average legs.    Slender thighs.    Thick thighs.    Muscular thighs.    Skinny arms.    Soft arms.    Muscular arms.    Toned stomach.    Flat stomach.    Flabby Stomach.    Soft stomach.    Six-pack.    Beer belly.    Lean frame.   Beefy/muscular frame.    Voluptuous frame.    Petite frame ( 5 ft 4 or shorter ).    Lanky frame.    Short nails.    Long nails.    Manicured nails.    Dirty nails.    Flat ass.    Toned ass.   Bubble butt.    Thick ass.    Thin Thighs.    Thick thighs.    Small waist.    Thick waist.    Narrow hips.    Average hips.    Wide hips.   Big feet.    Average feet.    Small feet.    Soft feet.    Slender feet.    Calloused hands.    Soft hands.    Big hands.    Average hands.    Small hands.    Long fingers.    Short fingers.    Average fingers.    Broad shoulder.    Underweight.    Average weight.    Overweight.

HEIGHT.

Shorter than 140 cm.    141 cm-150 cm.    151 cm to 160 cm.    161 cm to 170 cm.    171 cm to 180cm.   181 cm to 190 cm.    191 cm to 2m.  Taller than 2 m.

SKIN.

Pale.    Rosy.    Olive.    Dark.    Tanned.    Blotchy.   Smooth.    Acne.    Dry.    Greasy.    Freckled.

EYES.

Small.    Large.    Average.    Grey.   Brown.   Blue.   Green.   Gold.   Hazel.   Doe-eyed.    Almond.    Close-set.    Wide-set.    Squinty.    Monolid.    Heavy eyelids.    Upturned.    Downturned.

HAIR.

Thin.   Thick.  Fine.    Normal.   Greasy.    Dry.   Soft.    Shiny.    Curly.    Frizzy.    Wild.    Unruly.    Straight.    Smooth.   Wavy.  Floppy.    Cropped.    Pixie-cut.    Shoulder length.   Back length.    Waist length.    Buzz cut.    Bald.    Jaw length.    Mohawk.    White.    Platinum blonde.    Golden blonde.    Dirty blonde.    Blondette.    Ombre.   Light brown.   Mouse brown.    Chestnut brown.    Golden brown.    Chocolate brown.    Dark brown.   Jet black.    Ginger.    Auburn.    Dyed red.    Dyed any “unnatural color”.    Thin eyebrows.    Average eyebrows.  Thick eyebrows.

TATTOOS / PIERCINGS.

Full sleeve ( IT DEPENDS ) .    Thigh tattoo.    Neck tattoo.    Chest tattoo.   One tattoo.   A few here and there.    Multiple.    No tattoo.    Monroe piercing.    Nose piercing.    Septum.    Nipple piercing(s) ( formerly ).    Genital piercing(s).    Industrial piercings.   Earlobe piercing.   Prince Albert piercing.    Eyebrow piercing(s).    Tongue piercing(s).    Lip piercing(s).    Tragus piercing.    Angel bites.    Labret.    Stretches out ears.    Navel piercing.    Inverse navel piercing.    Cheek piercing(s).    Smiley.    Nape piercing(s).

COSMETICS.

Eyeliner.    Light eyeliner.   Heavy eyeliner.    Cat eyes.    Mascara.    Fake eyelashes.    Matte lipstick.   Regular lipstick.    Lipgloss.   Red lips.    Pink lips.    Dark lips.   Bronzer.    Highlighter.   Eyeshadow.    Neutral eyeshadow.   Smoky eyes.    Colorful eyeshadow.    Blush.    Lipliner.    Light contouring.   Heavy contouring.   Powder.    Matte foundation.   Shiny foundation.    Concealer.    Wears make up regularly.    Wears it from time to time.   Never wears make-up.  Wears Makeup For Photoshoots.   

SCENT.

Floral.  Fruity.   Perfumes.    Aftershave.    Cocoa.    Moisturizer.    Shampoo. Cigarettes.    Leather.    Sweat.    Food.   Incense.  Marijuana.    Cologne.    Whiskey.    Wine.    Fried food.    Blood.    Fire.    Metal.

CLOTHES.

Jeans.    Tight pants.   Overknee socks.    Tights.    Leggings.    Yoga pants.    Pencil skirt.    Tight skirt.    Loose skirt.    Tight/formfitting dress.  Cardigans.    Blouse.   Button up shirt.   Band-T-shirt.    Sports-T-shirt.   Sweatpants.    Tanktop.    Cut off t-shirt.    Designer.   High street.    Online stores.    Thrift.    Lingerie.   Long skirt.    Miniskirt.    Maxidress.    Sun dress.    Tie.    Tuxedo.   Cocktail dress.   Highslit dress/skit.   T-shirt.    Loose clothing.    Tight clothing.    Jean shorts.    Sweater.   Sweater vest.    Khaki pants.    Suit.    Hoodie.   Harlem pants.    Basketball shorts.    Boxers.    Briefs.    Thong.    Hotpants.    Hipster panties.  Bra.    Sportsbra.   Crop top.   Corset.    Ballerina skirt.    Leotard.    Polka dot.    Stripes.    Glitter.    Silk.    Lace.    Leather.     Velvet.    Chemise.    Patterns.    Florals.    Neon colors.    Pastels.   Black.    Dark colors.    Fur.    Faux fur.    

SHOES.

Sneakers.    Slip-ons.    Flats.    Slippers.    Sandals.    High heels.    Kitten heels.    Ankle boots.    Combat boots.   Knee-high.  Platforms.    Stripper heels.    Bare feet.  Loafers.    Oxfords.    Gladiator shoes.    

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Johnny’s birthyear is 1988 

edit: comic ages are literally so wonky but he was canonically 25 in 2005 and that was twelve years ago and 12 / 3 equals 4 so that would make him 28/29 and the year for that is 1988. I can’t believe I couldn’t just leave this post simple I hate myself.