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[aston1sh1ng]

I would pay y'all solid gold to let Scott tell your muse a really shitty dad joke. In fact, yk tf what, like this post for that in your inbox.

[aston1sh1ng]

( @sioraiocht )

Scott: It’s all just a moo point.

Clint: A moo point?

Scott: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

Natasha, to Steve: Have I been living with you guys for too long or did that all make sense?

[aston1sh1ng]

Ant-Man Security Solutions as a concept makes me immensely happy. Scott, reformed ex-con, recruiting a whole other string of ex-cons to stop current convicts, villains, common thieves and hackers from stealing your shit? Yeah, that's awesome. Best MCU company ever. Sorry Stark Industries, we may be financially decaying and might not have lasted beyond 2015 but we slay over here in our little van.

[aston1sh1ng]

Do you love him? :( Do you???

[aston1sh1ng]

What's your point, Sam? 🙄 The International cyberterrorist unironically quotes The Exorcist, Sam. 🙄 He's fine, Sam. 🙄

[aston1sh1ng]

UM!? EXCUSE ME!? 😡😡😡 callout post for @stainedpast (and all of their other blogs) for calling me out and being too spectacular a writer. How dare they make a character so deeply engaging that his tragedy shakes my core and breaks my heart!? Literally bad. Cancelled. Next.

callout post for @d1rtgrubz / @aston1sh1ng + for being hella talented n creative n true to his characters n for enabling me n my menace muses n for being a fan of a villain named emrys/menandros !!! how dare ???

[aston1sh1ng]

Guys (gnc) Look look look. My pinned post quote, guys (gnc). Isn't that neat?

[aston1sh1ng]

Sitting down and working on Scott's carrd is so ... Convoluted. My portrayal's clear-cut in terms of what the personality and backstory are based on ... But the timelines and verses??? Oh, man. Oh, man. Bear with me as I attempt to simplify it!! For now, just know his personality is primarily astonishing-based, he has subbed in for the fantastic four before, used to be listed on as an avenger (not anymore, kinda), future foundation did happen, and he's currently post the she-hulk-trial in his default.

He'll have verses for these stages, okay!! I just have to... figure out the sorting. So I'm tagging everything as default and then editing later when it's all in place.

[aston1sh1ng]

Oh my god, wait. This is a historic moment ( at least to those of you familiar with my other muses). I can actually post platonic and romantic shipping calls for Scott!? Because he's like!? A fairly normal person!???

[aston1sh1ng]

once again I thank tumblr for recommending me my own Charlie blog. This has happened literally everywhere else I cannot.

[aston1sh1ng]

Scott Lang: genius engineer, dumbass businessman.

[aston1sh1ng]

Okay I'm likely gonna be over here for today so feel free to send memes or hop into my IMS/discord for plotting as I work through stuff 'n queue 'em!

[aston1sh1ng]

aaaand capped! I'll open up another one soon, just after I'm done w/these ✊

Alright! Here's a little STARTER CALL for y'all.

Hit the ♥️, specify muse if you're a multi and BOOM you get a starter! ( to be capped at 6 starters && I might hit you up for plotting if I'm not sure where to go! )

[aston1sh1ng]

see?

Scott's most fatal flaw: his almost magnetic attraction to instability and flaking out. The one real constant in his life is Cassie - always has been, always will be. But when it's something that doesn't have much to do with her ( a job, a team, a state, even ) he seems to just fail at keeping it intact - at sticking to it. Tony's right for this. Scott may need this job, but there's no telling if he'll keep at it. He's at a stage now where he's trying to be better; committing to things more, but there's no real guarantee that he'll actually manage to.

[aston1sh1ng]

I CAN ADOPT WHOEVER I WANT DAMN IT >:(

Callout to ( I'm too lazy to @ and then recolour it 😔 ) for making incredible characters then not letting me be their legal father by throwing my blood at them and crying. ( No, there is no context in the world that'll ever make that make sense. )

Once again we must make the disclaimer that this is a joke 😔 (in case that somehow wasn't?? Obvious???)

callout at @bullsh1tterz / @aston1sh1ng / @d1rtgrubz / @tophatz for trying to adopt emrys by blood !! how ?? must be working with hydra !!

[aston1sh1ng]

Someone ask this guy to do something normal for once, PLEASE 😭😭

What's your point, Sam? 🙄 The International cyberterrorist unironically quotes The Exorcist, Sam. 🙄 He's fine, Sam. 🙄