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CITTA STARTER CALL!

     starter call for my group-mates! no cap, just salt from the tall, irritated droid

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WHAT’S YOUR FATAL FLAW?

You’re too clever by half.

Your intelligence is unmatched, but your smart mouth is going to get you into trouble one of these days. Everyone says so. Odds are you’ll make one witty remark too many and meet a tragic, easily preventable end that surprises no one in the least. You’ll be mourned, of course, but we all saw it coming, and you kind of deserved it.

tagged by: @positronicminds​ - thanks! tagging: anyone who wants to do it!

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@scavengess replied to your post:

ill make you a new blaster... bigger... better....

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        me: hm i shouldnt reblog gay robot content           me, seeing ‘why does EVERYONE have to be GAY? DX’ on my dash: ive never reblogged anything faster in my life

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       k2 is so bitter and sarcastic to everyone except children. he understands children, because he knows what it’s like to be treated as less intelligent, to be dismissed easily, or to have less of a say simply because of what or who you are. he also remembers what it was like once his imperial programming was removed, and to be left confused while his own personality and way of thinking grew - something that could have been labeled his ‘childhood’. this is why, with children, even when he’s terribly upset or angry, he will be much more patient with them than he would be with anyone else.

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                K-2SO // s.tar w.ars

       k-2so was a imperial 'enforcer’ droid before he was ‘reprogrammed’ by cassian andor of the rebel alliance ( truthfully, cassian removed his basic ‘obedience’ layer of programming, resulting in interesting personality quirks as his own identity developed ) and fought and died for the rebellion alongside his friends in the rogue one unit on the planet scarif - in order to deliver valuable codes outlining the death star’s weaknesses.

7′1″ security droid

if you thought r2 was sassy boy do u have another thing coming

perpetually tired of all ur bullshit

lists the probability that we’re all going to die at least 2 times every hour

SALT POWERED ROBOT

has zero tolerance for ‘that droid needs his personality reprogrammed’ jokes

probably runs simulations of ur death in his head if you annoy him

would ( and did ) die for his friends

WHY DOESN’T HE HAVE A BLASTER???

dont even breathe in cassian’s direction when he’s around

can and has lifted up a stormtrooper w/ his bare hands and threw them across the damn room

“these are prisoners....i am taking them....to imprison them....in prison.”

will hold a grudge forever

plays the part of a regular obedient droid RARELY and usually for infiltration

otherwise you better respect him

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      THAT WAS CRUEL, MODS

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INDIE STARTER CALL!

      starter call for everyone else! varying verses, and i’ll probably IM you to plot or something if we haven’t interacted before!

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       sb: kaytoo are u ok          k2: what the FUCK is THAT supposed to mean

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     *blows dust off this blog* hey hey guess who just saw the new star wars and wants to bring this blog back to life

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   (( imagine a scenario in android au where k2 gets caught in a lie with an imperial like on jedha but this time he’s with a friend or smth and they can actually see on his face how scared he is. he & whoever is w/ him probably get away safe but he starts to realize how much he hates having a face where ppl can read his expressions like that. maybe he starts to open up abt what he remembers in the empire to someone who he’s never rly talked abt it w/ ))

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      munday s.elf/ie ft. my service dog photobombing in the background

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Can K-2SO have his own stand-alone movie?

Alan Tudyk

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    (( reminder that my k2′s literal first moments in life were;

         -being activated with the vague knowledge that he had been deactivated and rewritten before.          -knowing that the would have to keep quiet and basically be afraid of being labelled as ‘defective’ bc this time he won’t just be rewritten           -just living in fear as soon as he was ‘born’      which is why he is very snarky now to anyone who says smth along the lines of ‘we need to reprogram that droid with some manners’ or makes jokes like that, let alone people who outright tell him to shut up??? 

    this is fine.jpg ))

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                “But what do I know? My specialty is just strategic analysis.”

                                                                                           written by emory

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PLACE IN SOCIETY *

financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty

medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.

class: upper / middle / working / slave / unsure / unknown

education: qualified / unqualified / studying

criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no

FAMILY   *

married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / open / single / divorced / separated /  verse dependent

has a child or children / has no children / wants children / verse dependent

close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased

orphaned / adopted / disowned (technically) / raised by birth parent(s) / other

TRAITS    +   TENDENCIES   *  

extroverted / introverted / in between

disorganized / organized / in between

close minded / open-minded / in between

calm / anxious / in between

disagreeable / agreeable / in between

cautious / reckless / in between

patient / impatient / in between

outspoken / reserved / in between

leader / follower / in between

empathetic / unemphatic / in between

optimistic / pessimistic / in between

traditional / modern / in between

hard-working / lazy / in between

cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown

loyal / disloyal / unknown

faithful / unfaithful / unknown

BELIEFS   *  

monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic / other

belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in aliens: yes  / no / don’t know / don’t care. duh

religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious / other

philosophical: yes / no / maybe

SEXUALITY   +   ROMANTIC INCLINATION   *  

heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / demisexual / asexual / pansexual

sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable.

romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable.

sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all / just cassian, yo

potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all / cassian again

ABILITIES    *  

combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

HABITS   *  

drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

medicinal drugs: never / sometimes  / frequently / to excess.

indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

        tagged by: no one really         tagging: whoever wants to do it, you can say i tagged u!