#“you should get some benedril for the hive thats developing in your left armpit”
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In excruciating pain and my only recourse is to lay perfectly still like a mummy rewatch psych I think
#imagine me covered in bandages and ice packs and strange tubing but im in a coquettish undrer-decorsted guest room#and its just me and a 4 ft flat screen and James Roday Rodriguez lookss straight theough the fourth wall and says#“you should get some benedril for the hive thats developing in your left armpit”#and im like “thanks for your concern man. do you know why everything tasted like bananas? i feel like im going crazy.”#and hes like “yeah your mom like three bunches stored in her freezer and the flavor iss so powerfull thag its fully permiated all the#frozen food in the house. which sucks because i know its your least favorite fruit.“#and im like “it IS my least favorite fruit james. but we have to survive none the less.”#hold on theres a boxelder buf the size of aa quarter on the cieling post canceled
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