#“why does nobody from outside come in here” they can see the Cosmic Rototiller and can't be arsed to deal with it. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

forlorn-plushie · 6 months ago

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Extremely dumb worldbuilding idea

The world is 1) Flat and 2) A gigantic clock face

The 'minute' hand comes about every thousand years, razing the surface world with apocalypse and forcing the survivors to rebuild

The 'hour' hand comes about every, obviously, 60-thousand years, and upturns the world like a gigantic rototiller, killing everyone but unearthing ancient things

#now nothing has to make sense and it's a-o-kay!#flat earthers are so dumb but they keep inspiring me by just being unbelievably out of left field #'why is the 150k year old elven ruin next to the 23k year old dwarven city' The cosmic rototiller did it. Next question.#OH THIS MIXES PERFECTLY WITH THE LAYERS OF ICE WALLS #“why does nobody from outside come in here” they can see the Cosmic Rototiller and can't be arsed to deal with it.#add some time dilation and presto! tiered heartbreaker setting. I'm totally using all this

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