#“these scandalous ill bred french!” “yeah i'm going away to france for my education”
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love watching period movies where the english shit talk the french and think they're immeasurably hotter shit. like if the topic of discussion is which indistinguishable in the ways that matter aristrocratic colonial empire is the best at the elitism game, maybe start with acknowledging france has an actual sun and better food and incredible fashion, those being the whole substance of the Period Drama discourse and the only concerns of the nobility and landed gentry. how are you gonna live your life obsessed with balls and hunts and estates and connections and still diss the one shit country that was doing it so much better than you just because they allowed themselves to laugh out loud and have facial expressions lol
#this is a joke post#i'm very funny#“these scandalous ill bred french!” “yeah i'm going away to france for my education”#“yeah we'll definitely be staying near the sea side for my health. definitely will hate it there though.”#“france is perfect except for these boisterous rude french”#just admit you're seething from your vitamin d deficiency#which scandalous raven haired french scoundrel eloped with your sister and robbed her of her fortune bestie#which covetous and wanton french woman seduced your cousin and is now being a most improper wife and why are you still seething about it
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