#“stop sneaking blood we HAVE reserves specifically for vampiric employees. if this happens again I'm going to have to write you up” | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

battlevann · 3 months ago

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People stopped being like. weird about vampires a while ago (in the "I don't mind that you're a vampire but I'm not letting you inside unless I have a stake on me" way, people still want to fuck vampires) but Valsartan keeps forgetting that and so he kind of just keeps running with his old over complicated reasons for why he's Like That™ instead of thinking of normal ones.

also 90℅ of the time people can tell. like. "you do know that we know you're a vampire right? it's important to us that you know that."

#vik.post #Valsartan Krka oc #“stop sneaking blood we HAVE reserves specifically for vampiric employees. if this happens again I'm going to have to write you up”#he used to be so cool guys #i promise he was.#he just isn't anymore #my cringefail babygirl #people are obviously still weird tho unfortunately #also most vampires just have an allergy to wolfsbane #not even garlic. (a lot of them do have a garlic version of the cilantro tastes like soap thing tho which is where the repelled by garlic #thing came from)#i love my vampires #favorite creature in my ocverse

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