#“stop sneaking blood we HAVE reserves specifically for vampiric employees. if this happens again I'm going to have to write you up”
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battlevann · 1 month ago
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People stopped being like. weird about vampires a while ago (in the "I don't mind that you're a vampire but I'm not letting you inside unless I have a stake on me" way, people still want to fuck vampires) but Valsartan keeps forgetting that and so he kind of just keeps running with his old over complicated reasons for why he's Like That™ instead of thinking of normal ones.
also 90℅ of the time people can tell. like. "you do know that we know you're a vampire right? it's important to us that you know that."
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