#“oh go eat in Steffani it's so good” and they give you rancid deep fried soggy toast and call it pizza
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Hmm okay what's in it?
"pizza sauce" okay
"cheese" classic lineup
"salami" yeah makes sense
"olives" i can dig that
"pineapple" ah war crimes. yes of course that's why it's called Americano
#i admit the 'classic lineup so far' is stolen from james acaster#mod milan#estonians don't know what good pizza is#“oh go eat in Steffani it's so good” and they give you rancid deep fried soggy toast and call it pizza#another friend was like “oh try this pizza place in Rakvere it's so good” and we walk in and literally turned around and left#in 3 seconds#because I got immediately hit with burned overused oil smell#like estonia is the opposite land to so many countries in many ways#they put pickles on pizza and act like it's normal#but somehow gas stations have good coffee and good food#what's up with that
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