#“i'm the victim here” you sure bout that honey munchkin
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"girl why do you talk about your hometown so much?" girl why do you talk about your ugly fucking ex so much i do not need you asking me if i think he misses you every nanosecond I have never even talked to him before
#also what do you expect for me to talk about without mentioning the place i've lived in for ten years?#“have you ever gone skiing” yeah I have in my hometown “stop mentioning your hometown” oops sorry I actually went skiing in ANTARCTICA#“so tell us about your old friends!” oh my friends from my hometown “stop mentioning your hometown” oops sorry my friends from MARS#“where did you watch this movie?” in my hometown “stop mentioning your hometown” oops sorry I watched this movie in fucking england#“do you guys think he misses me” NO HE DUMPED YOU#HE'S TOLD YOU LIKE A MILLION TIMES TO STOP TEXTING HIM SO WHY ARE YOU STILL TEXTING HIM#“i'm the victim here” you sure bout that honey munchkin#“i'm the only one allowed to move on!” ok#“I think that girl is hitting on him” THAT GIRL HAS A BOYFRIEND
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