#“hearty durians??? nooooo I've never heard of such a thing”
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dealer: got some straight gas ⛽ 🚗 💨 new strain called tears of the kingdom 😭👍🏻👍🏻 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 🤪
me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit.
five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw my wife eat a rock and turn into a dragon
my hot friend purah: *pacing* the nintendo devs are gaslighting us
#totk#totk spoilers#seriously though nintendo gaslights you so hard#“what do you mean elemental arrows? those have never existed”#“um.... where did the towers go? well uh”#“hearty durians??? nooooo I've never heard of such a thing”#<— that last one got me so fucking bad btw#i thought i was going CRAZYYYYYY#anyways#tears of the kingdom#tears of the kingdom spoilers
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