#“he's a big man baby whyyyy are you obsessed with him”
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no thoughts just the neverending dichotomy of my intense love and adoration for h/andsome jac/k against timothy's neverending hatred and disgust
but hate's just another form of passion, now isn't it? (-‿◦)
#ミ★ « ooc »#i know it seems like i'm never here but my secret is#i just lurk in the corner quietly#hoping i won't be noticed -- kinda like timmers#but jfc it's forever the push and pull in my headspace#of me just chinhands at jack in a way that's concerning to feminism#and timmy sitting off in a corner with his arms crossed like :| why#“he's a big man baby whyyyy are you obsessed with him”#idk timmers i'm not the one who impersonated him for years#this is a judgment-free zone excuse me#i love these idiots so friggin much i want to hydraulic press them#but yes i'm alive and kickin#physically that is#spiritually? who can say. handholding with tim on that one; ask me later#holds timmy up like simba and slam dunks him before exiting stage left
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Okay since you said we’re making this a thing I’m going to do it.
1.) Mafia!Eddie. I am so sorry. Actually I’m not. I want him to baby me and I NEED the daddy dom in my life. Like I know I don’t make him angry with punishments he’s taking care of me. He’s so hot.
2.) DILF!EDDIE I REPEAT DILF!EDDIE. That man is perfection. He’s kinky and soft and amazing and I wish to bear him much offspring.
3,) Rockstar!Eddie, He’s my baby girl.
4,) Bouncer!Eddie, will be taking no notes
5.) Dom!Eddie, my hot headed sweetie pie
6.) Janitor!Eddie, my baby. I want to put him in my pocket and keep him so safe so he never has to go through horrendous angst ever again
7.) Cowboy!Eddie, I’m so sorry…he’s into anal but other than that he really doesn’t do it for me and I DONT KNOW WHYYYY
8.) Modern!Eddie, I can’t explain I hate him, I’m not mean so I couldn’t even get him off and he doesn’t do his chores and he doesn’t listen to mean girl because he’s playing his stupid game, honestly the video game obsession is the biggest red flag in the world to me I hate him.
mafia!eddie is hot lmao. I love someone who will take care of me and he DOES it.
cowboy!eddie "he's into anal and that's about it" REAL
modern!eddie I love him but... I'm not a big baby-er person. like I need to be babied lmao. I need to be taken care of so I get that. love him the most but his lil mean girl does coddle him and take care of him lol.
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